YERRRRR OUT!
(Thanks to sharon share-alike)
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September 19, 2006
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Yon first.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | September 19, 2006 at 04:51 PM
I be the FIRST to not care to be a customer o' this firm.
Posted by: Cap'n William Buttscar (Clean Hands) | September 19, 2006 at 04:51 PM
ARRRRRR! *#$@&*! robot!
Posted by: Cap'n William Buttscar (Clean Hands) | September 19, 2006 at 04:52 PM
Puts a new spin on digging in at the plate.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | September 19, 2006 at 04:52 PM
'cos I aint said it afore...Shiver me timbers!
Posted by: Pirate Audra the Winter-White (LBFF) | September 19, 2006 at 04:53 PM
T'was a robot race twix ye and me, CH.
Also, my grandfather's urn is in a moseleum. It's got a Mets cap on it. That even be on topic!
Posted by: Brainy Jello | September 19, 2006 at 04:53 PM
Be that a "ground ball," Olo?
Posted by: Cap'n William Buttscar (Clean Hands) | September 19, 2006 at 04:54 PM
next they'll be pipin' in rrrrradio broadcasts o' the gammmmme
Posted by: Pirate Audra the Winter-White (LBFF) | September 19, 2006 at 04:55 PM
Or maybe a sinker.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | September 19, 2006 at 04:56 PM
Bury me booty in a pirate box!
Posted by: GoatThumper the Wench | September 19, 2006 at 05:02 PM
Avast! I am soooooo getting a Red Sox urrrrrrrrrrn.
Posted by: Swabbin' Madeline Kidd (KDF) | September 19, 2006 at 05:03 PM
Build it and they will decompose.
Posted by: Stevie W | September 19, 2006 at 05:07 PM
ARRRRRREWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR! stevie the nameless!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 19, 2006 at 05:16 PM
Would a matey be a Sally-boy if was t' be buried in a box bearin' th' Cubs logo?
Posted by: random beard | September 19, 2006 at 05:30 PM
Somebody get that man a proper pirattical name, before Cap'n Helga keelhauls 'im!
Posted by: Cap'n William Buttscar (Clean Hands) | September 19, 2006 at 05:34 PM
steve= jelly legs macon
stevie= eel skinned nigel
stevie the nameless= tennis elbow booker
Posted by: Machete Yvette Hacke | September 19, 2006 at 05:39 PM
Ahoy, Swabbin' MK - what's a Red Sox urrnn?
-Not as much as a Yankee!
Ar! Ar! Ar! I shivered my own timbers with dat one.
Posted by: Annie the Valley-Pirate | September 19, 2006 at 05:39 PM
aye be not a base ball fan, but i snarked aloud at annie's post!
Posted by: xgrrrl the tragically cute | September 19, 2006 at 05:48 PM
Avast, xgrrrl - I've got like, more stories, ya know, than Cap'n William's privy.
Posted by: Annie the Valley-Pirate | September 19, 2006 at 05:50 PM
Annie - You'rrre welcome. :)
Posted by: Swabbin' Madeline Kidd (KDF) | September 19, 2006 at 05:53 PM
Avast there, Annie! I'll be remindin' ye tha' the Sox are not t' be laughed at any longer. Now we must be laughin' a' th' Cubbies, methinks.
Posted by: Cap'n William Buttscar (Clean Hands) | September 19, 2006 at 05:56 PM
Arrrrr! Arrrrrr! Arrrrr! @AnnietVP
gods-befeathered, tha's a tickler
Posted by: Blind Annie Bigbootie | September 19, 2006 at 06:00 PM
Swabbin' MK - for the like, straight line, or, me saggin' wench, for the like, pennant?
Posted by: Annie the Valley-Pirate | September 19, 2006 at 06:03 PM
Blimey, me forgets to login -
Posted by: alienmare | September 19, 2006 at 06:03 PM
Scurvy Knave! Landlubber! Ya mean YARRRRR OUT! And well well ya should be.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | September 19, 2006 at 06:13 PM
*feels the pressure to show that Red Sox fans can be good, neighborly sports*
AnnieVP - I'll take credit for the straight line; y'all earned your pennant. :)
Oh, and phhllllebbtt!
Oops.
Posted by: Swabbin' Madeline Kidd (KDF) | September 19, 2006 at 06:32 PM
Swabbin' MK, seems yer ain't swabbin' hard enough, matey. Keep at it, wench - 'til we be seein' Edgar's scurvy reflection on the poop deck.
Posted by: Annie the Valley-Pirate | September 19, 2006 at 06:36 PM
I'll see your "wench" and raise you a "bilge rat"!
Mojito?
Posted by: Swabbin' Madeline Kidd (KDF) | September 19, 2006 at 06:54 PM
Their tag line:
"Well it's one, two, cremate your spouse
At the old ball game!"
************
(Okay, I had to go to the B material since SOMEbody like STOLE my "urn" joke, which, though admittedly inchoate, would have been really really good.)
Posted by: Stevie W | September 19, 2006 at 06:59 PM
Fer like, sure!
Posted by: Annie the Valley-Pirate | September 19, 2006 at 07:00 PM
Okay, everybody quiet while I enjoy my 6:59 sandwich.
Posted by: Stevie W | September 19, 2006 at 07:33 PM
A-tisket, a-tasket, an MLB casket!
Posted by: Guin | September 19, 2006 at 07:50 PM
I may be a Yankee fan, but I'm coffin up enough dough for them as it is. Count me OUT!
Posted by: Meanie the Bluebeard | September 19, 2006 at 08:59 PM
Okay, thanks (exhales sloooooowly).
Very nice work on this board today, kids. Now let's get some sleep, and tomorrow, hmmm - I know! Let's put on a show!
Posted by: Stevie W | September 20, 2006 at 01:06 AM
Circular casket that holds two:
Round Ghoul Double
Posted by: Stevie W | September 20, 2006 at 01:26 AM
Arrrrrrgh, them baseball players don't know their port from their starboard- a man with four balls can't walk. Arrrrgh!
Posted by: Annie the Valley-Pirate | September 20, 2006 at 01:55 AM
arrrrgh stevie. snork.......... and as a baseball fan, of the eastern division winning new york mets, i say: ewwww., me hearties.
rough-sailin' jasmine
Posted by: queensbee | September 20, 2006 at 06:54 AM
Me brother-in-law (a lawyer) worked in the development office for a major university helping the alum to remember their dear old alma mater in their wills. His office motto? When you kick off, we receive
Posted by: fivver | September 20, 2006 at 07:04 AM
When I go, I want one of those remote-control farting devices underneath my casket so my son can make it rip during key moments, like when some elderly lady is bent over paying her respects, etc.
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 20, 2006 at 08:44 AM
oh, and Go Bucks. (Sorry Phil)
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 20, 2006 at 08:45 AM
You can't get a BoSox casket 'cause they've been using it since last month.
Also, our local AAA team, after a 20 year affiliation with the Silly Phillies, is announcing today whether they're signing with the Yanks or Mets. Keep your fingers crossed the the Bombers pick us. (AAA you get to see the guys in rehab from field level for 5 bucks and Mrs. Layzee loves to watch Damon and Jeter do their pre-game stretching).
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 20, 2006 at 12:11 PM
When I die I want to get a tombstone that reads "Break In case of Emergancy"
Posted by: Hubert | September 20, 2006 at 05:11 PM
Layzeeboy - yummmmm!!!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 20, 2006 at 09:21 PM
Hey... If anyone reads this... Were you talking about ETIM? Eternal Image?
If so ... this company is becoming VERY sucessful ...keep an EYEBALL out
Posted by: Shaun Lynch | April 04, 2007 at 01:08 PM