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September 08, 2006

UPDATE: THE SQUIRREL WAR

There is no depth to which the little furry bastards will not sink.

(Sent in by everyone)

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They must have done it at night, or very early in the morning.

That just sounds kinky at this hour ... or maybe it's just me.

Looks like they were just being patriotic. Maybe they aren't as terroristic as we think?

ixnay onay ethay ositivepay irrelsquay oughtsthay, Charlotte.

wonders if they were decorating their nests with the flower arrangements also

They must be brainwashing me...it's all my mother's fault for feeding the little bastards.

He had help from Moose, I just know it.

And our fool politicians want to pass a flag burning amendment!

I did not send this in.

Thoth siwwy wittle wascals.

shot.gun

Posted by: blurk over and over and over .....

I don't think I fully realized that squirrels had nests.

Two questions:

1) So: If it wasn't kids stealing the flags, maybe kids are being blamed for a lot of things that squirrels are doing. Maybe it was a squirrel that belted my mailbox with a baseball bat?

3) What the hell is the W Hotel selling on the ads next to us here? Sure ain't sanitized toilets and fresh Camay soap.

Clearly the squirrels have upset me so much I cannot count anymore.

haha, the thought of a squirrel holding a baseball bat is kind of like picturing a European swallow with a coconut.

Those little rascals, they're just amazing," he said.

Sounds like he has a sense of humor about the whole thing! You can almost picture him pinching a squirrel on the cheek and saying, You cute little rascal you!

So now we can't burn squirrels?

Those little rascals, they're just amazing ...

I'd be willin' to wager that either the speaker or the reporter cleaned that phrase up a bunch for publication ...

Why SHOULDN'T a red-blooded patrotic all-American squirrel want to have a flag at his home?

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