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September 18, 2006

TIRED OF USING THAT OLD EXCUSE "THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK"?

Next time, try the Goat Transformation Explanation.

(Thanks to jon harris)

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sounds like a subplot from a Harry Potter book.

My keyboard turned into a goat! And those were really interesting mushrooms in the stroganoff last night!

I feel sorry for the bystander... he's clearly no longer welcome in the congregation.

Whoa, this could explain how that check I sent to the IRS got changed into a flaming bag of dog poop.

Nigeria is definately on my list of places NOT to visit!

*snork* at random

"In 2001, eight people were burned to death after one person in their group was accused of making a bystander's penis magically disappear."

No good can come of that kind of activity.

EIGHT were killed cuz ONE disappeared the penis???

Maybe they passed it around in a circle like Hot Potato....

"Hey! Hey guys! Quit it! Who has my weiner? WHO???"

wow, everytime I think I have heard everything about Nigeria, Something else rears its ugly face and blows me out of the water. Or should I say...

Nah, I wont pirate speak until tommorrow.

Behold! I shall now make your penis dissappear! *waves magic wand*

diverdowndoc: *snork* at random

Random snorking? That isn't a form of Tourettes is it?

In 2001, eight people were burned to death after one person in their group was accused of making a bystander's penis magically disappear.

Now you see it...*POOF* (chop) Now you don't!!

It's MAGIC!

They just HAD to work the penis angle in there somwhere didn't they?

Kinda like this blog, morty. Dependable.

a magic weiner ---- plunk your magic weiner, froggy...

Morty & CH,
And almost predictable...
ec

I blame global luxation.

I think I have seen that magical disappearing penis trick...there it is...now it's gone...there it is...okay, it's gone again...no, wait, it's back...

And they'll be testing his magic weiner here.

And I'm guessing that no drugs were involved.

"... HAD to work the penis angle in there somewhere..."

I hear ya, Morty.

*snork* @ esther.

Isn't everything a little bit funnier with a penis angle? For instance, here is a top headline from CNN today:

FDA to consumers: Don't eat ANY fresh spinach

And now, with added penis-angle:

FDA to consumers: Don't eat ANY fresh spinach with your penis

Yep, you never know what your penis might contract!

Uhm, Esther, does that mean you should only eat spinach with someone else's... . Oh, nevermind.

FDA to consumers: Don't eat ANY fresh spinach with your/your friend's penis

Maybe we are starting to get closer to the source of the e coli outbreak...

"When one wouldn't move, he attacked it with an axe. He said it then turned into his brother"

Gah, I hate when that happens!

You know Esther, you have a good point. The added penis angle does add something. Let me try...


BOOGER!

PENIS BOOGER!

ewww

markhh- yeah. It's an involuntary reflex when I am on the blog. Kind of like my pager going off when I was an intern on floor call (except the blog is the opposite of this which ISIANMU):

Me at 11:59pm, seeing the call room for the first time since I dropped my stuff off that morning: "Ahh- finally! I got my work done after being here since 5am! Now I can take a nap!"

Pager at 12:05am: "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP DAMMIT BEEP"
Me: "F**k F**k F**k
calls in "yes, give him some tylenol"

Pager at 1:18am: "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP DAMMIT BEEP"
Me: "F**k F**k F**k
calls in, "yes, feed her. Um, why does she want to eat at... oh, never mind."

Pager at 3:18am: "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP DAMMIT BEEP"
Me: "F**k F**k F**k
calls in, "Yes, give her some maalox."

Pager at 3:22am: "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP DAMMIT BEEP"
Me: "F**k F**k F**k
calls in, "yes, do whatever- just please let me have a nap"

Pager at 3:49am: "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP DAMMIT BEEP"
Me: "F**k F**k F**k
calls in "no- it is too late to give a sleeping pill"

and so on.

Just kidding.

Sort of.

I'm not bitter or anything.

I think I need a nap.

did Mr. ddd approve of your profanity?

Poor 3D. Again, I admire your dedication.

I actually considered going into medicine (obstetrics) a couple of years back, but decided that I'd really rather have the chance to know my own kids.

24- Not in the least. If I drop the F-bomb in front of the Diverdowndoclings, I have to put a $20 into the "bad word box". All others are a quarter.

That's nice of you to say CH- be glad you didn't become a professional gynecologist- stick with your amateur status. There are too many rules and restricitons when you turn pro.

restrictions- I knew that didn't look right.

Hm. Mrs. Hands has placed pretty stringent rules and restrictions on my pursuit of amateur gynecology, so I'm not sure I'm any better off in that respect. ;-)

"Amateur Gynecologists" WBA fantastic NFARG.

"Amateur Gynecologists" WBA fantastic NFARG.

What does the "G" stand for?

"group"

Rule of the day: Don't "Play" with goats.
Also, do not make a peice of anatomy dissapear.

Hi, all - I just think you have all missed the obvious regarding the penis reference.
This posting was due to judi. Figure it out.

They try to make it sound like making a penis disappear is a bad thing.

It's my favourite thing!

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