THIS JUST IN FROM JAMAICA

Believe this blog when it tells you men that you do not want to click here.

Comments

[casey]

I would be so proud if I broke a man's pen!s! I would be singing and dancing.....would I get a medal?

[crossgirl]

i would vomit...
i'm wincing and i'm not even a man of the male gender.

[Dr Acula]

Yes, you would most likely get a medal. (Did you know that 'getting a medal' was 19th century slang for picking up a venereal disease?)

[insomniac]

sign my cast?

[tropichunt.com guy™]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOooooooOOooOOOoOoooOoOOOoOOOooooooooooOOoOOOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Poop Dogg]

I feel your pain, Mr. Peyronie. Metaphorically, of course.

[Wyo Cowboy]

I have better things to think about. I hope.

[casey]

Just jivin guys. I wouldnt really wanna hurt ya. Really.

[Stevie W]

DAY-UM.
Day day day day-um.
Lay might come and me johnson broke.

[twodogsbarking]

When I worked in San Francisco I once "handled," as we say in the insurance industry, a fractured penis claim. As we reconstructed it, it occurred when a driver was receiving a you-know-what from his front-seat passenger. The unfortunate driver was struck broadside by another car that "blew" (again excuse me)a stop sign. (We say "blew" a lot in the insurance industry.) We paid for two injuries: the resulting fractured penis and the fractured jaw of the man on the giving end. And who says insurance companies are always out to screw you?

[AhFongu]

Oh great. This will inevitably turn into a new kind of competition for women. .....yeah, but did ya break it?

Well I for one say just try to!! Come on I bet you can't. You're going to have to do better than that!

Bring it on!

And remember "some knowledge of penile anatomy is essential"

[Chaz]

thats called when you "zig when you should have zagged"

sometimes the "swirl ending with a poke" (seinfeld) is the best

[Siouxie]

If left untreated penile fractures may be complicated by the development of erectile dysfunction, abnormal curvature of the penis (Peyronie's disease), painful fibrous nodules, urethral stricture and other complications.

This doesn't sound too good guys...

and OUCH!

on a brighter note: I hope ya'll had a great Labor Day weekend!!!

[artchick]

(Runs away screaming.)

[Jeff Meyerson]

"sudden bending force"

"snaps or cracks"

*faints*

[Michael H.]

You need a new level of severity when stating "Men, you do not want to click here".

Brings a whole new meaning to:
"breaking off a relationship"
"shake it but don't break it"
"we're on a break"
"you deserve a break today"
"break me off a piece of that 'Kit-Kat' bar"

[Jeff Meyerson]

Yes, but Painful Fibrous Nodules WBAGNFARB.

[Beppie]

Yeah, I imagine that would be a lot more painful if it didn't happen with your wife! Now , thanks to that article, "it just broke somehow!" won't fly anymore.

[Siouxie]

If I wasn't the cause of it...I'd break it - again!

just sayin'

[russell]

Makin' a livin' the old hard way
Takin' and givin' to her by day by day
I slipped out and my Oosik saw the bright sunshine
Breakin' My Line

My dog Sam eats purple flowers
His got stuck in one for hours
I just wish I'd brought a splint and twine
Breakin' My Line
(Breakin' My Line)
Breakin' My Line
(Breakin' My Line)

I'm not fine, I'm talkin' 'bout a (not really) fractured tunica albuginea line
I'm not gonna take my time, If left untreated penile fractures may be complicated by the development of erectile dysfunction, abnormal curvature of the penis (Peyronie's disease), painful fibrous nodules, urethral stricture and other complications.

Breakin' My Line
(Breakin' My Line)
Breakin' My Line
(Breakin' My Line)

[almne]

I think to me this is one of those injuries where when a person is telling you about it you are trying to sound sympathetic while laughing.

[Layzeeboy]

During my previous career as a physisian's assistant I treated a few of these. Most claimed to have had an unintended run-in with the mattress. Painful is not a strong enough word.

[RVGal]

Hee Hee, they used the word "bona fide" in the article..........

[random thunking]

And the author of this article was...

*drum roll*

Willy Aiken

[Jazzzz]

"uncommon" Maybe so, however in the course (not intercourse) of my career, I have seen several of these injuries. Believe me, it is impressive. It is repairable, but recovery time is, uhh, long. Maybe guy's in Arkansas are just a little more rowdy when, well, you know.

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ random

seems TOO appropriate...

[Kibby F5™]

At the time of injury, a loud cracking noise is typically heard followed by immediate pain and loss of erection...

Duh! Ya sprung a leak. Whatcha expect!

[Betsy]

...and when you hear the cracking noise, don't bother counting "one/one thousand, two/one thousand...", because yer gonna be drowned out by the blood-curdling scream.

[queensbee]

ooow. OOOW. OWWWW!

[Jazzzz]

Then again, it may not be the Arkansas boys, but the unwillingness of the farm animal.....just sayin'

[Stevie W]

Soon to be a major motion picture...

BROKED1CK MOUNTIN'

[John]

I had heard of this, but knew no details. Now I have way too much information. I have to go hurl.

[Jazzzz]

Of course, we had a recent President with this malady(Peyronie's syndrone) although I don't know the cause. However, we must assume everything was on the "up and up".

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

If it breaks, do they have to put it in traction?

Does the doctor recommend complete bed rest, or would that be considered risky behavior?

[JJ]

Am I the only one who is curious as to what Mr. Peyronie's unit looks like?

[Siouxie]

prolly a little on the curvie side...just sayin'

[Jazzzz]

JJ...it curves to one side or the other as a rule. You might say "bent".

[Jazzzz]

Siouxie, I'm not sure "great" minds apply to that simul.

[Siouxie]

more like 'in the gutter' type minds :)

thanks though! wooo hoooo!! a psychic one at that!

[EB]

I can think of some "treatments" but not for any stupid "mattress poker"

Mattress Poker WBAGNFARB, too

And, OUCH!!!!

[O. the U(manity)]

I'm wonderin' whut the chances of this happenin' might be if one is engaged in the maneuver known as the "Chicago Crossjostle" ...

(Obscure H. Allen Smith reference, there ... which same includes a "lawyer" joke)

Also ... it's too obvious, and I've told the Peter Bent Brigham Hospital joke here before, so I won't clutter this space any more than I already have ...

[romyboo]

Didn't Spinal Tap warn us of this years ago in "Break Like the Wand?"