PEOPLE

Not the sharpest tools in the shed.

(Thanks to sharon share-alike, Rachel Rogers, and marva)

Comments

[Cap'n Lairbo Bork]

Did they clean the register with paper or plastic?

[Just Ducky]

Is there a connection between the pi$$ed-off man and the limit on dogs per residence? Just askin'. Oh, and
FIRST!

[Just Ducky]

Oh, drat. So close, and yet so far.

[Lairbo]

Oops. I hereby resign my commission in the bloglit pirate navy.

[morgana]

"to many"

Ugh

Where's our (not are) grammarian?

[Just Ducky]

"Three To Many Dogs"
Crack editorial staff they have there.

[morgana]

Maybe the link was supposed to be to:

"Man Falls To Death Rock Climbing"
...since they had no equipment and no experience?

Did they switch the link on you Judi?

[Guin]

If you are allowed one less dog than eight, I believe that makes seven. (counts on fingers.) Three "to" many dogs would be ... uh... seven plus three = TEN!

Bad reportage and even worse mathematical skills than I have!

[Wyo Cowboy]

Stupid people are way too easy to find.

[Just Ducky]

Or, perhaps, on crack.

[Morris the cat]

OMG Wyo... that guy in the pool with the ladder, yikes!

These guys must think they have 9 lives.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wyo - speak for yourself. I didn't see a single woman in your link. Stupid MEN are way too easy to find.

[OkieDokie]

LOL! the sign: "If there's a huge F*** up call...."

[Just Ducky]

*snork* @ Annie
*nods head in agreement*

[Morgana]

Good one Annie!

Nicely fired synapse.

[Rachel Arrrrrrr (whoops)]

Woohooo I got post-ed, woohoo I got post-ed! (guess that means I'm no longer a blurgin?)

[Just Ducky]

Great link, Wyo. The figure on the sign "warning, rotating drive line" looks like it should be part of a previous thread on letters of the alphabet.

[Just Ducky]

*high-fives Rachel A*

[Stevie W]

"Stupid MEN are way too easy to find."

Still seething over wyo's scientific study? Men get over things within 36 hours, 48 tops.

[Wyo Cowboy]

men can take a joke.

Just sayin'

[Annie Where-but-here]

stevie w - nope, not seething. We've learned to expect such pap from men. YOU, on the other hand, have no excuse.
*high-fives Morgana*

[Wyo Cowboy]

Now I'll bet I've REALLY done it. again.

Put me on your dull tools list, judi.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wyo - that would be an upgrade.

[Rachel Er Um yeah...]

I thought paps were only for women, Annie. I would never expect pap from a man (is Wyo a gynecologist?)

[Just Ducky]

Wyo, there's probably extra room now in some of those doghouses in Rochester.

[Morgana]

*high-fives Annie* and grins at Cowboy, because she always grins at cowboys.

[Wyo Cowboy]

This is not the way I wanted this thread to go.

Help, I've fallen and can't reach the delete button!

[Wyo Cowboy]

Here!

*offers the girls something to do*

[Rachel Er Um yeah...]

Ooh Ooh Hillary Clinton just called me, she wants me to press 1! What should I do????

[Morgana]

That sounds like an insult,

"Hey you, why don't you go shave a Yeti?! That's right, I'm talkin to you."

I'm going to remember that for next time I get annoyed (which happens so rarely ;)

Husband: "You moved my tools. Why are you always moving my tools? I know they were right here, now they're gone."

Loving Wife: "Dear, why don't you go shave a Yeti?"

[Morgana]

Rachel - Don't mess with Hillary. I like her, but she'll take you out. Press 1 before it's too late.

[Rachel Er Um yeah...]

I hesitated and she started getting stern, "Even if you're undecided right now, press 1!" I hate people telling me what to do! Scr*w you, Hillary! No one can make me press 1!

[Wyo Cowboy]

Way to go, Rachel! We need more free thinkers! or just thinkers period.

[Rachel (I think they're watching me).]

Thanks, Wyo! I like thinking. I think I'll think some more. It's the talking that always gets me in trouble!

[Kathybear]

In our house, it's the bathtub that sometimes looks like someone shaved a squirrel in there... Maybe it is a yeti. I'll change the question next time it looks like there been a lot of snip and cut in the tub....

[MartiniShark]

What really got the guy in trouble for urinating on the register was that he was not in the "5 inches or less" line.

[Esther]

I think if I were cashier at the Chester ShopRite, I would make damn sure I was the first one there in the morning, since I'm guessing the last one would get the, shall we say, "recently disinfected" cash register.

[Brad]

"Buster, Kujo, and Spot... you have to wear your ferret masks today."

[casey]

So, the guy is in the checkout lane and whips out his peni!$, where else is he supposed to go? If he actually hit the cash register, I'm thinking "GOOD AIM"!!!

[Stevie W]

Guys, is it just me, or is it kind of fun watchin' the girls high-five each other all over the place?

[Stevie W]

Oh, this one's easy. The cashier said "Credit or debit?" and he thought she said "Get it and wet it."

[Siouxie]

stevie, I thought you were a liver, not a fighter...

just askin'

ok...I blame it on spending the whole day at the beach IN the HOT sun...

[Siouxie]

*pulls previous post from this one and drags it over to the last thread...hopes no one notices*

[catharine]

This post is in reference to the "Man Uninates on Supermarket Register".

My favourite part came after the article.

Did this article satisfy your expectations?

Uh, what more can I expect from an article about a man peeing on a cash register- a scratch-n-sniff sample?

So, to answer the asinine question: No I am not satisfied. I demand more from my news sources!!! I want an actual sample of the urine in question- I mean how can I be really sure it was urine? Maybe the guy had a bottle of lemon-line soda that just exploded. Or maybe he was just aiming for the toilet &, as typical, missed? Is that a news worthy crime? In that case, millions of men would be on death row! Or,maybe he just couldn't hold it any longer & he was getting desprate, what with having to stand in that Loooonnngggg line & all (HA HA How do you like it now, Mr. Three Urinals to Every Guy???!!!). No, I am NOT satisfied. I want a "re-inactment of the crime" like they do on those TV shows, using out of work, struggling actors, & a smooth talking voice-over describing the scene....

Sorry, about all this...I just haven't had my coffee yet...I'll go now- but I warn ye all mateys, ARRR I will be back.....

[queensbee]

Police responded to a report of indecent exposure at the time, but were unable to find the man.

they couldnt FIND HIM?? wasnt he the one with his winkie hanging out??? um, and i guess nobody else could identify him???

[Clean Hands]

Well, nobody was paying any attention to his face....

[BTarver]

"Man urinates on supermarket register"

The story doesn't say -- so much for detailed reporting -- but I'd bet big bucks that this was one of those "self check-out" registers.

Urinating on those is only a mild form of protest. I think we should all do a steaming pile of number two on each and every one of them.