JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO FLY AGAIN

Spiders on a Plane

(Thanks to DavCat14)

Comments

[LaguitoMojito]

I guess she wasn't flying FIRST class

[Stevie W]

"She and her husband, Hans,...en route from Germany to the Dallas/Fort Worth Airport"

This story should be subtitled "Hans Across the Water (Hans Across the Sky)."

[Rex Kramer]

Guess I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing pesticide.

[Meditrina]

No pictures?

[The end]

AFter the first bite wouldn't you kill the spider?

[Clean Hands]

Okay, so this woman is viciously mauled by a spider that was clearly on American Airlines' payroll, or at least under their control, which is why it makes total sense to sue the airline - oh, wait, no, it's a frikkin' wild animal under nobody's control, that probably snuck aboard on her own frikkin' luggage!!!

But, since Mother Nature doesn't carry insurance, and posses no enumerable assets, it's the airline that gets sued. Gimme a gumball. This is a helluva note to start the week on.

[Stevie W]

In an emergency your grotesquely swollen calf may be used as a flotation device.

[mudstuffin]

Wayne Colodny anagrams to... well... Wayne Colodny

[Siouxie]

Crappy reporting. I'd like to see some before AND after pictures of Ursula. Something tells me she was disfigured to begin with...

lol stevie!

[Meanie the Blue]

Ursula before.

Ursula after.

[Siouxie]

*snork* Meanie...I had Ursula (after) in mind too.

Not sure there's much of a change though...yikes

[Meanie the Blue]

All things considered, Ursula got off easy.

[Siouxie]

So THAT'S what happened to the virgins...

[insomniac]

meanie- if she got off easy,was she still a virgin...?

[Meanie the Blue]

11,000 10,999 virgins and a former saint.

[Bumble]

*snork* @ Blue

But class is about to start. Don't make me LOL for the next 75 minutes, or I'll have a lot of explaining to do.

[Swab]

Note to self: If I am really ugly simply blame a spider on a plane and you can get away with being disfigured since you were born.
reminds me of the ol joke "does your face hurt? well it's killing me!"

[Dr. Doug]

I hope this woman gets her case and diseased body thrown out of court. Gad! What does she expect the airline to do, fumigate the cabin before each flight?!?!

[Clean Hands]

I could go along with that, as long as her lawyer was in there, with all the other vermin.

[Jazzzz]

Ok....I got this thing about spiders. I'd rather be on a plane full of snakes and Paris Hilton clones than 1 of those creepy, scary, repulsive, disgusting, brainless, ... wait, not Paris, I mean the spider.

[Clean Hands]

Uh, Jazzzz, I hate to break it to you, but the sneaky things are probably on EVERY PLANE YOU'VE EVER BEEN ON.

Happy flying!

[Jazzzz]

Thanks CH....Thanks a lot. *searches for benzodiazapines*

[Clean Hands]

Anything for a pal, Jazzzz.

Sit back, relax and enjoy the SPIDERS. :-D

[Jazzzz]

ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!