GOT MILK?

Or really, pretty much anything, man. Nachos? Did you ever try nacho chips dipped in chocolate? OMG... Chocolate! What else do you have? Got any cookies? Hey, remember Sesame Street? COoooKIEEEES... oh man. It's been a long time. Time. Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care? ABOUT TIIIIIME???? Hey, who's gonna be here this weekend? Anybody good at Ray's? You want to go? Have you seen that Ok Go video? Oh man. When are we going to go to the gym?

What? Oh, yeah. Good milk.

(Thanks to Lee Allen)

Comments

[Lairbo]

1st stoned cow: Dude, have you ever looked at your own udder? I mean, really looked at it?

2nd stoned cow: Whoa, I'm so tipping myself right now! Awesome!

[Tammy]

like wow man
like moo...

[Cat R.]

Gumballs, SNORKBalls, MILK...

they do a body good.

Moo.

[The end]

"We grew it because the cows seemed to like it,...."

NO DAHHH!

[Chaz]

cow 1: what?

cow 2: I didnt say anythin'

cow 1: Oh, I thought you said it was time to be milked

cow 2: You were just milked

cow 1: I was?

cow 2: Yeah, now go back to eating that grass

cow 1: OK

cow 1: What?

[The end]

Hey! What do you feed your cows? Oh nothing special. Just a little Grass!!!!

[mudstuffin]

"The farmer aged between 57 and 82..."

That seems like a strange way of estimating his age.

"How old are you sir?"

"What?"

"What's your age?"

"Oh, let's see, I was born in September, no, wait. January. January of 1980... no wait. Seriously, that's a hard one man...what time is it? I mean the calendar, whoa! And then you got them lunar cycles - hey that sounds like a kind of exercise - "lunar cycle"... Umm... you got any more of those cookies, man?

[ubetcha]

Like, farm out, dude.

[crossgirl]

wondering if we fed cannabis to beef cattle, we'd have a new version of pot roast.

[random thunking]

Well, it certainly looks like St. Judi has started her morning off right with a tall glass of moo-juice, some Pink Floyd on the CD player, and one of those posters that, ya know, has cool stuff in it when you look at it.

[The end]

Chaz, I see we arethinking alike on the grass thing.

Man, I could use a glass of milk right now!

[The end]

Nice crossgirl

[The end]

Hey what was that? Are you looking at me. I think the cops are coming. Man, I am hungry. Anyone got any Bugles or maybe a cracker?

[crossgirl]

actually, isn't this kinda cruel? you give the cows some weed, which gives them the munchies, and they're like cows man, so they've got nothing else to eat, but, like more weed, which gives them the munchies, so they eat more weed, which gives them...get the picture dude? it's animal abuse!!

[Chaz]

that was very snorkabble crossgirl!

[Clean Hands]

"I just misread the recipe, occifer! You're supposed to put the milk in the pot, not the other way around?"

[slyeyes]

Don't bogart that pasture, man.

[Stevie W]

How high the moo?

[Trouble? - I can start reading a mudpost w/o seeing the byline and know it's his]

pot roast - ha ha cg

[Trillian - Still Parrotless]

*Snork* @ judi!
oh man, she is, like, sooo wasted

[DavetheRed]

Sip and pass, gimme some more milk, dude.

[Stevie W]

I can dig it
He can dig it
She can dig it
We can dig it
They can dig it dig it dig it
Oh let's dig it
Can you dig it baby?

[Chaz]

cow 1: Is my name Skip?

cow 2: What?

cow 1: Puff, puff, pass

cow 2: you JUST had it mon'

cow 1: No I didnt. You rolled it and smoked it all

cow 2: Nah Mon. One world.

cow 1: what the hell does that mean. You wont smoke with me because I am not all black like you? Do my spot make me different?

cow 2: Nah Mon, you are just standing in a pile of sheit!

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Dude... Could you, like, pull my teat for me?

[Stevie W]

Oops. Better:

Can you dig it, Bessie?

[Sorry. I hate it when that happens.]

[wench]

sweet - now the meat comes already smoked and marinated...

[Clean Hands]

So... they put weed in the pasture; did they fill the troughs with beer? (I'm guessing that would ba a-okay with the Romanian authorities...)

[wench]

this guy needs to lay off the weed, man

[BillyJoeJimBob]

Milk. It does a body good.

[Siouxie]

Good morning! I got cookies!

pass the milk anyone??? I got the mooooonchies!!!

[Chaz]

snork @ pasture bogarting and moooonchies

[Christobol]

What? You guys have never gone cow tripping?

[Christobol]

"Pssst. Elsie, it's me, Lulu. Open the barn door."

"Lulu's not here, man."

"No, it's me, Lulu. Open the barn door!"

"Lulu's not here, man."

etc.

[Siouxie]

so...if they're consuming cannabis...does that make their excrement uh..."good sh!t"?

btw, stevie...LOVE the Dig it earwig :P

[Stevie W]

Loads o' laughs here...

Ty, sxi, but I DO hate it when that happens, don't you? Hit enter, then think of something better in the next nanosecond?

Hugh Masakela's version of "Grazin in the Grass" is one of the all-time best instrumentals, imho. There's a new version out that's pretty good too.

[Christobol]

"Mr. Nelson, we do not believe all this pot was for personal use."

"How many decades does a guy have to remain stoned before you believe it's for personal use, man? Anyway, I was going to feed some of it to my cows, dude."

"I see, and the magic mushrooms?"

"How do you think I got All The Girls I've Loved Before?"

[Chaz]

I'll bet the farmers played a lot of the Grateful Dead to the cows too.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

So the title talks about "Mad Cows", but the one on the right could be a stoned cow.

[Punkin Poo]

Dude.

[Siouxie]

I hear ya stevie...fingers sometimes work faster than the brain. I'll have to look for that, it's really a great song...don't know about the new version though.

[wench]

DPC - he looks like the brother to my cow ^ there

[wench]

stevie - maybe you'd better lay off the cow feed, dude

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Punkin-Wouldn't that be "Duuuuuuuuuude"?

[Wyo Cowboy]

all the cows 'round here got the munchies.

[Cheesewiz]

"Whoa Cow! I think the farmer has changed to Transylvania Gold."

"Like, buckle up my doodies."

[DavetheRed]

Snork, @ everyone, too funny

[KDF]

Ummmm, I'm just a lil' bit worried about the SB.

*loves judi some munchies*

[queensbee]

far OUT!! do this farmer have any twinkies?? wonder what the milk does.... hey, does this ear seem larger than the other one?

ok .. i'll be away from my regular computer for the weekend, visiting the mishpochah for the holidays. so happy 5767 to alll... l'shanah tovah, for all ya'll to whom this applies. and for the rest of you, sorry, its on a weekend this year, you wont get any extra school days off....

like moo.

[Ford79]

High-cow haiku

Romanesti cows
Chowing down on cannabis
In a happy moo-d.

Those who drink the milk
Achieve the ultimate goal:
Udder contentment.

Farmers don’t get it
They could cause a new disease:
Reefer mad-cow-ness.

[Wyo Cowboy]

Happy New Year to you too, queen. (I'm not a physical decendent of Abraham, but am familiar with those who are.)

[Stevie W]

ok .. i'll be away from my regular computer for the weekend, visiting the mishpochah for the holidays. so happy 5767 to alll... l'shanah tovah, for all ya'll to whom this applies.
=========================
Same to you, qb. Is it 5767 already? How time files. I'm still writing 5766 on my checks.

[Siouxie]

have a good one, queen!

[mudstuffin]

flies buzz near moist sh1t
flick the tail, chew, pay no mind
grazing till i'm blind

the world hurls through space
spinning madness somehow stops
on this ladybug...

"i am so wasted"
inadequate words - perhaps
a dance (...) nah

[Siouxie]

time flies too, stevie...just sayin' :-P

Just reminded me of this song...
In the year...2525

so by 5767 we'd be past this:

In the year 5555
Your arms hanging limp at your sides
Your legs got nothing to do
Some machine's doing that for you

Sounds familiar no??

[judi]

"apples dipped in honey

for rosh hashanah"

shana tovah

[Meditrina]

Is it 420 yet?

[Meditrina]

Time to Moooooove on.

[LoneStar]

Morning All Y'all, here, to celebrate, have some of these spiked brownies (old college recipe) with some of Clorinda The Cow's Milk.........Mooooooocho rico!

[lance]

Hey Elsie, did you ever notice that the silo looks like a giant bong?

[chesbn]

Romania? I thought happy cows came from California

[Jeff Meyerson]

Same to you, queensbee.

So Judi, where's Dave today?

[foggiest notion]

Good grazing!!

[Christobol]

Moo Dylan

Well, they'll stone ya when you're not milkin' so good,
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They'll stone ya when you're jumpin' o'er da moon.
Yeah they'll stone ya later and they'll stone ya soon.
In the end they'll cook ya t-bone,
Every bovine must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' thru da grass
They'll stone ya when they hot brandin' yo ass.
They'll stone ya when you're grazin' on the weed.
They'll stone ya til it's chocolate milk ya need.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Every bovine must get stoned.

They'll stone ya and put ya the dinner table.
They'll stone ya even tho ya young and able.
They'll stone ya cuz they're tryin' to make a buck.
They'll stone ya cuz they couldn't give a fu%$.
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,
Every bovine must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you and say that it's the end.
Then they'll stone you and they'll go and stone ya friend.
They'll stone you when you're mooing at a car.
You'll be so stoned you'll try to play guitar.
Yes, but hooves on guitar will make ya moan,
Every bovine must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you when you enter the feedlot.
They'll stone you cuz they've only fed ya pot.
They'll stone you and then tell ya to be brave.
They'll stone you when they lead ya to your grave.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Every bovien must get stoned.

[Clean Hands]

Bravo, C-hol!

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

*holds up lighter

Duuuuude! That totally rocks!

*brings lighter back down
*lights pasture
*passes left

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

YAY C-bol!

[King Wingbipeekaboo]

King Wingbipeekaboo had thought at first that Judi had lost her mind but he soon realized that nothing is screwy at all. Just another day at the blog.

[Chaz]

Punkin-Wouldn't that be "Duuuuuuuuuude"?

Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | 09:58 AM on September 22, 2006

Sweeeeeeeeet

[Eleanor]

Bravo to C-bol!

*needs chocolate chip cookies to go with the milk*

[Siouxie]

*takes a hit & passes on*

that's like awesome, C-man!! wow...

[Clean Hands]

*Driving by the smoldering field, slows down, puzzled*

Awwwesome...

*Decides to pull over for a bit...*

[Stevie W]

Far out, c-bol. Like wow, man.

[Beppie]

"Happy cows give more milk..." How true is that?

[Cheryl Howard]

I can't wait to see the new ads for "Milk it does a body good" after this.

[Betsi]

happy New Year says the half-Jewish princess...

[Christobol]

Moo Miller

Cows keep on trippin', trippin', trippin'
Out in the pasture
Cows keep on trippin', trippin', trippin'
Out in the pasture

I want to fly like an bovine
Look at me!
Fly like an bovine
Spirit animal for me
I want to fly like an bovine
If it's free
Oh, Lord, cow from Botosani!

Feed the young calves
Who don't have enough to eat
Then we'll kill them
And make shoes for our feet
Tan the leather
Cook up all the meat
Oh, oh, that's your solution

I want to fly like an bovine
in Botosani
Fly like an Bovine
Spirit animal for me
I want to fly like an bovine
If it's free
Jump start cattle evolution!

Cows keep on trippin', trippin', trippin'
Out in the pasture
Cows keep on trippin', trippin', trippin'
Out in the pasture
Cows keep on trippin', trippin', trippin'
Out in the pasture
Cows keep on trippin', trippin', trippin'
Out in the pasture

I want to fly like an bovine
in Botosani
Fly like an bovine
Spirit animal for me
I want to fly like an bovine
If it's free
Are you gonna finish those cheetohs?

Cows keep on trippin', trippin', trippin'
Out in the pasture
Cows keep on trippin', trippin', trippin'
Out in the pasture

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

*winks @ chaz*

[LoneStar]

Today is a good day

[wench]

dude, where's the beef?

[Layzeeboy]

Weed increases milk production. Yes, and Oreo production as well.

[Beppie]

Happy Rosh Hashana Betsi, and any other Jewish people I am unaware of!

[judi]

i'm sure there are lots.