CRIMINAL ACTIVITY OF THE DAY SO FAR
(Thanks to Lee Allen)
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September 22, 2006
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Steal me a grape.
Posted by: Stevie W | September 22, 2006 at 11:20 AM
Griffin punched the cop in the face, fought and injured the cop, according to the court document.
geez...all THAT for a grape?? it's a little over the top, no?
Posted by: Siouxie | September 22, 2006 at 11:23 AM
Griffin punched the cop in the face, fought and injured the cop, according to the court document.
"It's conceivable that there was a concussion, some of her hair was pulled out, and bumps and bruises,” said Tom Walsh, St. Paul Police spokesperson.
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Don't they give cops guns anymore? Did Scotty beam us all to England and I missed it?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 22, 2006 at 11:23 AM
What did the grape say when the thief stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Posted by: Reddsuss | September 22, 2006 at 11:26 AM
Teach a person to steal grapes and they'll mug an off-duty cop.
Teach a person to grow grapes and they'll make wine, get drunk and run their car into the store and hit an off-duty cop.
.... go figure ...
Posted by: kibby F5™ | September 22, 2006 at 11:26 AM
Do we really want grocery store rent-a-cops pulling guns on greedy grazers, DPC?
Greedy Grazers might BAGNFARG
Posted by: Clean Hands | September 22, 2006 at 11:27 AM
There are FOUR degrees of assault?
Posted by: Suzy Q | September 22, 2006 at 11:27 AM
so if sampling grapes is okay, would anyone mind if i just opened a few bottles of wine?
Posted by: crossgirl | September 22, 2006 at 11:30 AM
All the real cops in my area are packin' even if they are off duty. If anyone swings at them, they draw and call (on their cell phones) for back up.
The Greedy Grazers' first album would be titled The Stolen Grapes of Wrath.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 22, 2006 at 11:33 AM
Is that like Six degrees of seperation
Posted by: Art Vandelay | September 22, 2006 at 11:37 AM
Rare Greedy Grazing wbagnf something.
Posted by: packsaddle | September 22, 2006 at 11:44 AM
sorry, CH.
didn't see your post up there.
shoulda known a wbagnf was already taken.
Posted by: packsaddle | September 22, 2006 at 11:46 AM
fyi, this was kinda an episode of "Everybody love Raymond" - Raymond's dad the grape stealer.
Posted by: OkieDokie | September 22, 2006 at 11:49 AM
I saw a wino eating grapes, and had to tell him "dude you have to wait".
Posted by: DavetheRed | September 22, 2006 at 11:57 AM
If they just kept vats of boiling oil out in the produce aisles, I bet this kind of activity would cease pretty quickly!
Posted by: jon | September 22, 2006 at 12:19 PM
Yay Minnesota! There are actually 5 degrees of assault here. Fourth degree is for assaulting authority figures--police, firemen, EMTs, conservation officers and corrections personnel. The officer was actually so injured she's been unable to return to work. The assailant weighed 100 pounds more than the officer, so the fight wrecked her back.
Posted by: MareBear | September 22, 2006 at 01:59 PM
This woman needs some cow pot.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 22, 2006 at 04:17 PM