COW/CANNIBIS NEWS UPDATE
(Thanks to chesbn)
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September 22, 2006
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Munchies with multiple stomachs. That has to be a pain in the backside.
Posted by: Heinrich the Lab Rat | September 22, 2006 at 04:44 PM
I never saw a pothead cow
I never hope to see one
But from the milk we're getting now
There certainly must be....oooh, dude! Shiny!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 22, 2006 at 04:49 PM
see my quips on the other thread. I am too tired to think up any more....
have a good weekend Bloggers
Posted by: Chaz | September 22, 2006 at 04:54 PM
On yonder hill there stands a coo,
If he's no' there,
He's spaced oot the noo.
Posted by: Dr Acula | September 22, 2006 at 04:58 PM
Moo, I say. Moo. Like, moo, dude. Duuuuuuuuuude. Moo.
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | September 22, 2006 at 05:03 PM
...charged with cultivating a narcotic by police.
Yeah, you never want to do that by the police. You're required to be at least 25 meters (yards) away.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | September 22, 2006 at 05:08 PM
chaz - the grass is always greener on the other thread...
Posted by: insomniac | September 22, 2006 at 05:09 PM
Udderly ridiculous :)
Posted by: Val | September 22, 2006 at 05:10 PM
"Duuuude...this is some primo stuff."
"Yer tellin' me, come check out how calm my cow is!"
"Sweet! Um, where is it?"
"Man! It was right here before. I totally remember it! It was all like, mooooo, and stuff."
"Dude, I gotta see that."
"Well, I'm sure it'll wander back. You want some more steak?"
"Totally!"
Posted by: Christobol | September 22, 2006 at 05:12 PM
Totally off topic...if I see that dammed dancing mortgage add again I am going to punch someone!
Posted by: Beppie | September 22, 2006 at 05:12 PM
I take it, from this account, that Poland does not recognize the concept of medicinal marijuana?
Posted by: Clean Hands | September 22, 2006 at 05:13 PM
The cow became as gentle as a lamb? What's in her feed, I wonder.
Posted by: Lairbo | September 22, 2006 at 05:14 PM
Mary had a little lamb....and some mint jelly on the side.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 22, 2006 at 05:20 PM
Mmmm... I have a great recipe for lamb...
Posted by: Clean Hands | September 22, 2006 at 05:26 PM
I think the comment counter has been eating those burgers.
Posted by: Alfred | September 22, 2006 at 05:40 PM
So this was particularly potent stuff, huh? 'Scuse me...
"Yeah, that's one way to Warsaw. Tonight? Sweet."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 22, 2006 at 06:20 PM
Mary had a little lamb,
A little pork, a little ham...
Mary's cholesterol was 371.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | September 22, 2006 at 06:30 PM
Dude, Where's my Cow?
Posted by: Lairbo | September 22, 2006 at 06:45 PM
you'd think more people would be feeding it to their kids and with the school's blessing.
Posted by: xgrrrl the tragically cute | September 22, 2006 at 06:52 PM
Off topic, but cool art, Crossgirl!
Posted by: Beppie | September 22, 2006 at 07:12 PM
... how many Polish cows does it take to change a blacklight bulb?
Posted by: Mo! Faux! | September 22, 2006 at 08:24 PM
None, MF- they just like, watch it flicker.
Posted by: diverdowndoc | September 22, 2006 at 08:54 PM
Can a cow have the munchies?
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 22, 2006 at 11:33 PM
So the Polish government has a "beef" with this lady, huh?
Posted by: Val | September 23, 2006 at 12:06 AM
PB, I believe they have the moooonchies...
just sayin'
Posted by: Siouxie | September 23, 2006 at 12:09 AM
They have the quadrimunchies...munchies to the fourth power...the re- re- re- munchies...the....\
what?
Posted by: Betsy | September 23, 2006 at 09:42 AM
But when a cow gets the munchies it goes and eats more grass, leading to dependency. Marijuana is a gateway feed.
Posted by: MartiniShark | September 23, 2006 at 10:42 AM
so granny goes to jail for a non-violent "crime" and the cow goes back to breaking arms... Another happy ending thanks to an enlightened drug policy
Posted by: Philintexas | September 23, 2006 at 11:09 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Mad Cow Disease."
Posted by: JayBee | September 23, 2006 at 11:47 AM
Personally, I think bovine cannibus should be legalized every where, except maybe Mexico where it would make bull fighting much less interesting for those of you who like that sport, which I don't that much, but you know like who cares if cows eat a little grass now and then...you know?
Posted by: billinbossier | September 23, 2006 at 11:56 AM
*blinks*
I was posted!!
Posted by: chesbn | September 23, 2006 at 04:18 PM
Billinbossier...*snork*! a wonderful mental image of El Testostoro, Matador Primo, sweeping his cape dramatically at the bull, who is sprawled out on one elbow, staring dreamily at a fallen sequin, and slowly tapping one hoof to the sound of the trumpets.
Posted by: Betsy | September 24, 2006 at 01:55 PM