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September 19, 2006

BY THE WAY

YARR!

(Thanks to Scott Wolk)

Also, ARRRR (Thanks to cdelorey)

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British pirates be havin' ta steer on the other side of the ship.

Shouldn't it be 'Yaur', 'cos they spell it with the extra U there? ARRRRR! FIRST, YE MATEYS!!!!!!!!

Ye are scum...SCUM I SAY! SCUM NOT FIT FOR DAVEY JONES' BARNACLES!!!!

HAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR(DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!)

I be hungry!

Dirty landlubbers, they be!

Aye pirate judi, I hempen haltered the horrrrnswaggle at sunrrrrrrise.

ARRRRRRRRR I scorrrrrrrred 7 outta 10!! not too shabby!

70%! Not bad for a landlubber, aye?

8 outta 10. I got confused by th' deadlights an' th' jib.

I didn't get mainbrace,deadlights & clap of thunder

9/10. I bin not knowin' the 'splice the mainbrace' one.

HARRRRRRR 9/10...missed the hang the jib...

Shiver me timbers! 10/10, tho' I be not knowin' how.

Shiver me timbers! 10/10. A true pirate be I.

6/10. so i may not be up on pirate lingo, but i can still talk like a wench!

7/10! I be celebratin' by splicin' the mainbrace! (Now that I be knowin' what that means...)

Arr. I got'a 10/10, but I guessed on the Jib one. I figured 'the cut of your jib' is your attitude...

Anyway I wrote this last year to send to my friends every year:
Arr. Avast ye bilge-sucking blaggards! 'Tis time to go on the account. Be ye Buccaneer, Privateer, or Corsair, it be 'Talk like a Pirate day'!
So splice the mainbrace and sing us a chantey so hansome to sink me and begad I'll share my swag with ye.
And ye better learn the parlance, for I give no quarter to scurvy fools. So smartly me hearties weigh the anchor or it will be the rope's end for you.

Never cast dirt into that fountain of which you have sometime drunk... Lewis

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