Tomorrow, as you surely know if you follow world events, is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, a day on which all of humanity, except we hope airline pilots, joins together in the vitally important yet all-too-often-neglected task of talking like a pirate for a day. You should also know that Mad Sally Baur, the wife of one of the
lunatics visionaries responsible for International Talk Like a Pirate Day, is featured tonight on the TV show Wife Swap. This blog has no doubt that this event will some day be considered the high-water mark of Western civilization.
UPDATE: In case you do not know how to talk like a pirate, here is a useful training film (thanks to Clean Hands).