ARRRRRRRRRRR

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UPDATE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Comments

[Dave]

Arrrrrrrrrrrr

[queensbee]

and a hearty arrrrrrgh to all. might i be first??

[Festus]

Harrrrrrr!!!!

[mutterhals]

Arrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

[Foxhunter-Sippi]

Aye and yarrrrrrrr! and I be tellin' th' local radio station t'is mornin'

[Martine]

Avast! It already be TLAP Day again, mateys!

[Cat R.]

Ye scoundrels are s'posed t' be usin' yer Pirate monikers t'day.

Go git yer Pirate Name here and then ye can post!

[Cap'n Randal Chumbucket (JoG)]

Avast Me Hearties. This be a good day for a plunderin.

[Siouxie]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR mornin'

[Steve]

Avast ye swabs!

Ye don't know what day it is?

Perhaps ye need to be readin' a fantasical tale, or should be paying attention! There be pirates
everywhere!

Arrrr!

[Siouxie]

Thanks Poop Deck...I was gonna post it again this morning!

[Bartholomew of the Bloody Tongue]

Update Arrrrrrr.... them Swedes be not sounding much like me Mateys... They be sounding like Lawyer Scum!

[Siouxie]

*snoRRRRRRRRRRk* Steve

[Lairbo]

Swedish pirates!?! I've never been prouder. Bork, bork, bork.

[Meanie the Bluebeard (we don't need no steenkin' name generator, especially if it's gonna saddle me]

*Ahem*
*Cough*

Avast, ye scurvy dogs. It be time for some plunderin' in the land o' the Swede.

'Scuse me a moment - blasted swashes need rebuckling again

Which of you scalawags pooped on my deck?

Oh, and, er....Arrrrrr!

[......with Dyspeptic Carlos Jones)]

Arrrrrr (Continued)

[Stevie W]

Falkvinge aaaaay.

(Yes, you have to read the story. Even on holidays.)

[Bloody Mary Kidd in Kourou]

Arrrrrrrr! Froggy pirate reportin' fer duty!

[Blind Annie Bigbootie]

Aye, me forgets so here's me moniker!

[occam's lady schick]

i'll bet you didn't know that chuck norris invented piracy. aye me hearty.....

it began waaaayyy back in the day. chuck had just beat up hercules and was feeling kind of bored.

so he went avast searching for scallywags to entertain him. but they were just a bunch of scurvy dogs with no vision. so's he taught them how to rape and pillage and plunder, leaving nothing behind but some old crusty bones. and that's how they got their flag.....

but chuck's timbers were a shiverin because dang it, he was a good guy......

so he decided that he would gather up all the ill gotten booty and stick it in a locker. then he proceded to roundhouse kick every pirate that had been a storming and pillaging and sent them to their watery deaths along side of davy jones locker.......

but he knew that the spoils shouldn't go to waste, so he sternly stared at the lock until it opened itself up and all the treasure flung itself into chuck's great pantaloons' pockets where he proceded to swim all the way to africa and donate the funds to all the starving children thaaarrarrarrar

[Bootleg Pitty]

Me salty seadog of a hubby, Cap'n Sharkchum the copyright attorney, will be all manner o' pleased to hear o' this.

[Guzzlin me rum with a Strrrraw]

I be vastly disappointed. I thought it was a real party! The voters might have been more receptive if the rum had been flowing.

[O. the U(manity)]

Haaaaar!

(I'd reprint my "Swede" story here, but I gotta go to werk ... AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!)

[Kibby "Scurvey Gums Baily" F5™]

That be the biggest load of parrot poop Ye's 'ver muttered occam's, Ye all know'in it'll be The Dave ta Blogger that dun did all that!

... 'specially tar swimmin part!

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrita]

Even me coworrrrrrkerrrrr, Marrrrrrrry, has gotten into the spirit of the day. Ourrrrr school's Child Study Committee meeting today is pirrrrrate-themed.

Our favorite assistant principal emailed Mary today. The entire body of the email was, and I quote, "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr".

Is this a great school orrrrrr what?

[Brianne]

Yarr. HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, DAVE!!!

[Crows Nest]

AHOY, the Blog.
Yonder, five points starboard be work layin' in wait fer ye. Batten down the hatches and prepare fer battle. Arrrrrrrgh. Buckle them swashes, tis gonna be a rough sea ahead.

[AvidSwabber]

Arrrrrrrrrr, all ye Bloglits! This be a good day for swabbin' the decks 'round these hyere islands. (Then again, Tuesday may be my usual swabbin' day.)

[Pirate Doris, the Badly Burnt]

E'en me favorite search engine is in the spirit o' things today.

[Pirate Jessie the Infected]

click me pirate-y name me matey's! Arrrrr!

[Pirate Audra the Off-White (LBFF)]

Ahoy me maties! Wheerrrre be the paaarrrrrrtttttty?

Arrrrrrrrr!

[One-Word Willy]

Uuuuuhhhhhhhhgggggrrrr

[Tori]

Shiver me timbers!

[Edgar Greenberg]

Arrrr. Looks like we're gonna hafta keelhaul all them voters. Yarrrr

[Cap'n Mike "Bobby Skullcrack" Weasel]

R!

[Sara]

*Arrrs* The day be here! At last! Pirattitude mode engaged! xD