AN OUTRAGE
(Belated thanks to Sharon Brennan)
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September 25, 2006
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Posted by: baligurl | September 25, 2006 at 11:01 AM
It took 3 men to carry it? Just...wow.
Posted by: KOW | September 25, 2006 at 11:01 AM
From "Short News.com". Snork.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 25, 2006 at 11:01 AM
Ded anyone notice that the man making the replacement is named Strongman? It only seems natural.
Posted by: billinbossier | September 25, 2006 at 11:02 AM
Three meen?! Now that's a huge erection.
Posted by: fivver | September 25, 2006 at 11:02 AM
missing woody? Didn't we read something about this a few weeks ago? But I thought they sewed it back on, then took it back off cos the wife laughed out loud. Or sumthin'...
Posted by: baligurl | September 25, 2006 at 11:03 AM
There's a new special at this place.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 25, 2006 at 11:08 AM
Meanie the blue:
ABSOLUTELY THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!
Posted by: The end | September 25, 2006 at 11:11 AM
"...astride the entrance of the library in Whangarei, NewZealand."
Whangarei, Whangerah
Whangarei, Whangerah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
THAT Whangarei?
Posted by: Stevie W | September 25, 2006 at 11:15 AM
n Whangarei, NewZealand....went to work immediately erecting a new penis to replace the missing woody.
is this story true?
Posted by: Chaz | September 25, 2006 at 11:16 AM
Reminds me of when Connie Chung cut off Maori Povich's balls.
Posted by: Stevie W | September 25, 2006 at 11:16 AM
Meanie, you just wanted to make sure that the weekday-only bloglits didn't miss out on that story. :-) Very mean.
Posted by: Clean Hands | September 25, 2006 at 11:18 AM
New Zealand, huh?
Let me take a stab at solving this crime.
It was rugby guys, unable to acquire an oosik to prepare for the Alaskan tournament, so they found a suitable substitute.
Posted by: Meditrina | September 25, 2006 at 11:18 AM
Stevie, you are an especially happy wanderer today. Can I have some of what you're having (assuming it did not come from a Chinese restaurant of any kind)?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 25, 2006 at 11:19 AM
I have to say that if there were a statue astride the entrance to my local library, bearing a woody that required three men to carry it away, I would be disinclined to walk under it to enter the library.
That is all.
Posted by: Clean Hands | September 25, 2006 at 11:19 AM
What, no pictures?
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 25, 2006 at 11:23 AM
Hey, did y'all know that if you mix Diet Dr Pepper and coffee, it tastes... not half bad?
Posted by: Clean Hands | September 25, 2006 at 11:23 AM
This is an outrage. Penis theft! What could someone possibly want with a giant wooden penis?! Never mind!
Posted by: The end | September 25, 2006 at 11:24 AM
"they went to work immediately erecting a new penis...." (from last paragraph of the article)
do these people not have editors!!!!?
Posted by: OkieDokie | September 25, 2006 at 11:25 AM
someone needs to check local hospitals for women with splinter issues
Posted by: wench | September 25, 2006 at 11:25 AM
Back on topic... I'm not sure, but I think that this might be the tiki that's now been
dismembereddisfigured.Posted by: Clean Hands | September 25, 2006 at 11:26 AM
oh, Chaz noticed, too. need caffeine.
When I first saw the headline, I thought it was going to be a story about the Teletubbies.
Posted by: OkieDokie | September 25, 2006 at 11:26 AM
I thought the headline said "OUTAGE" and naturally assumed this was another squirrel story. Imagine my disappointment.
Posted by: casey | September 25, 2006 at 11:27 AM
editors!!!!?
Posted by: OkieDokie | 11:25 AM
Certainly. They're just not prudes. Aussie and NZed papers are lots more fun to read than American or Brittish papers.
Posted by: Sondra | September 25, 2006 at 11:28 AM
Go ahead. Throw your rocks at me. I merely post a link to an item that was sent in by someone else and posted a few days ago by someone *ahemcoughjudicough* else as well, and, worse still, Dave routinely victimizes the innocent and the gullible with deceptive practices with impunity. The injustice of it all just makes me want to lash out.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 25, 2006 at 11:32 AM
Carver, Kerry Strongman, went to work immediately erecting a new penis to replace the missing woody.
who needs US for the puns...
Posted by: Siouxie | September 25, 2006 at 11:32 AM
Mama don't you take my scrotum pole away....
(Pull up a chair, meanie).
Posted by: Stevie W | September 25, 2006 at 11:34 AM
I think I may have found the culprit
A woman's got needs too ya know?? even a 50 foot one.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 25, 2006 at 11:41 AM
Meanie, I'll be askin' for my virgin ears back now.
Posted by: Clean Hands | September 25, 2006 at 11:42 AM
lol, sxi.
Posted by: Stevie W | September 25, 2006 at 11:44 AM
I know souxie! there's hardly any point in commenting.... all the good ones were already in the article!
Posted by: Bucket | September 25, 2006 at 11:47 AM
boy that one just about wrote itself didn't it?!
Posted by: Betsi | September 25, 2006 at 11:48 AM
snork at steve! now please, about this ear worm.
Posted by: crossgirl | September 25, 2006 at 11:51 AM
Like so many other things, Kiwis seem to take their libraries very seriously. Or am I mistaking earnestness for sobriety?
Posted by: Clean Hands | September 25, 2006 at 11:52 AM
Maybe it was stolen by a really big beaver. ;)
Posted by: shell | September 25, 2006 at 11:59 AM
A really big Beaver? That is funny in more than one way! Beaver hunt!
Posted by: The end | September 25, 2006 at 12:05 PM
*SNORK* @ shell.
Posted by: Clean Hands | September 25, 2006 at 12:14 PM
Rumor has it that those thugs were hired hands for this person.
Posted by: Soothsayer | September 25, 2006 at 12:29 PM
This lurkers first SNORK!!!! Oh Happy Day!:)
Posted by: shell | September 25, 2006 at 12:34 PM
the thieves just got tired of the "you must be this excited to enter the library" sign.
Posted by: insomniac | September 25, 2006 at 01:07 PM
I wonder if this mailbox is any relation of the disfigured tiki?
Posted by: Clean Hands | September 25, 2006 at 01:10 PM
I know certain people have criticized me for seeking credit for stories, but clearly the version Sharon sent in was merely a heavily edited version of the one thatI sent Dave last week: see?
Start with the title: "Thieves Whack Manhood From Tiki" is way better than "Tiki Loses Winky".
Isn't it?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 25, 2006 at 03:49 PM
gigantic penises on public display? Just had a great idea for a Viagra commercial,.
Posted by: Philintexas | September 25, 2006 at 05:43 PM