YUM

We are not sure what to say about this item, so we will just say, "You first."

(Thanks to Justin Barber)

Comments

[marfie]

first! but not at that!!!

[Juggler of Geese]

Oh My God, My wife has that in our cupboard. She gives it to people as a joke, They sell it at our local stop and shop in the international foods section.

[Juggler of Geese]

Oh My God, My wife has that in our cupboard. She gives it to people as a joke, They sell it at our local stop and shop in the international foods section.

[Juggler of Geese]

Darn Bot

[Siouxie]

Too many thoughts to process...

hmmm...nah..

[Scott]

The true test of a woman, I think, is whether she spits or swallows this soup...

[blurk]

Major *SNORK* @ Scott

[Siouxie]

again...hmmm...keeping my mouth shut...

I think we need another topic...

mary, you'll thank me later

[kitten]

Specials are not eligible for Wholesale Discount Pricing

You can get them wholesale? Hot damn!!! I'm going shopping...

and Scott, does it really matter?

[Siouxie]

although that was *snorkable* Scott!!

[marfie]

hey judi - can you give the side of the blog server a kick? Postings are going realllly slow...

[Chaz]

Major *SNORK* @ Scott x2

trying to remember where the phrase man-juice was used....Oh yeah!! That eposiode of "Thats My Bush" on comedy central...what a show

[Clean Hands]

There's just no way to comment on this post safely.

[Siouxie]

exactly, CH..I am biting my tongue and tying my fingertips as we speak....

[blurk]

Siouxie, you took the words right off my keyboard.

*continues duct taping fingers*

[Siouxie]

la la la...mmpphhh mmphhh

[mudstuffin]

I just had this comment wiped out by the spam-bot. Trying again.

I used to cook for a living. There is a soup recipe that originated in England known as "C0ck-a-Leekie." I used to make, and even eat (it's pretty good) this soup, and the best part was the look on the faces of the wait staff as they realized that for the rest of the evening they would have to suggest to complete strangers that they try the "C0ck-a-Leekie" soup.

If this one doesn't go through I'm giving up, this comment isn't that funny.

[mudstuffin]

My question is: How the heck do the real spammers ever get through?

C0ck-a-Leekie,C0ck-a-Leekie,C0ck-a-Leekie,C0ck-a-Leekie,C0ck-a-Leekie,C0ck-a-Leekie,C0ck-a-Leekie!

[Juggler of Geese]

I have tried that one Mud. It is good, But I think of Mr Humphries from Are you being served everytime I had it.

[Siouxie]

mmphh mmmmmmph *snork* mmmph...

[Clean Hands]

I wonder if this soup is what that crazy ladie had in mind when she stabbed her boyfriend in the winkie?

"I was just cooking dinner, and then the police came and dragged me off. You'd look angry, too!"

[Beppie]

Hmmm, never had that soup before.

[Clean Hands]

-ie
+y

Sheesh

[Mike Antonucci]

It says "spicy," so be careful you don't burn your tongue.

[fivver]

And Justin, do you want to explain to the blog what you were surfing for when you found this? Hmmmmmmmmm?

[Siouxie]

HEY! she wasn't crazy...she got beat up! I'd be making some co*k soup too!!

*goes back to biting tongue*

[insomniac]

Amazing Grace
C*ck flavored soup
Is quite the nice entree!
Its spiciness
Is worth the mess
And it's served so many ways!

From Grace, I fell
A show I saw
Reminds of what I'd missed!
Though it's served I'd say
On the odd birthday
But when it is, such bliss!

i'm going to hell now...

[Siouxie]

we'll be waitin' for you, insom!! I'll be the one having a the a co*ktail at the bar...

*snork*

[fivver]

*snork @ insom, joins Siouxie in biting her tongue*

[Clean Hands]

Oh, heck, you're right, Siouxie. I was thinking of the crazy lady who didn't want her husband to go get a haircut. My bad.

Apologies to the winkie-stabber. He had it coming to him.

[Siouxie]

mmmmmph..hey!! bite yer own tongue, fivver!!

[Betsi]

now, everyone bite their OWN tongue...

[Hanna]

Snorks all around. Now, every person who grew up on a farm knows that the meaning of this word is also "rooster."

tch tch

[Clean Hands]

*SNORK* @ shared tongue-bites.

[mmmph]

"rooster flavour" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[Juggler of Geese]

Consider my tongue bitten.

[Siouxie]

*runs up and grabs that *the a* from that other post...runs back down hoping no one noticed*
la la la

[Gypsysoul66]

Ow!!

[Hanna]

Roosters wear rings? Spicy ones?

[Gypsysoul66]

Rooster rings???

*SNORK*

[Nich möglich]

Hmm nette Seite!

[MOTW]

Can't believe no one else mentioned this:
add a spicy kick to your favourite soup recipes

A kick of the cock.

[Siouxie]

mmmmph dang!

[Clean Hands]

Oh, my! Silly us!

Thank you, Hanna, for clearing that up.

;-)

[Juggler of Geese]

The artwork on the product kind of gave it away Hannah. It is good for the shock value when you hand the "Package" of soup to someone.

[Hanna]

Is this what they use to season "birds-nest soup." I always thought it was other stuff.

[nice person]

i've always like the name "hanna".

[Siouxie]

better than a kick TO the co*k, no??

[Clean Hands]

Hey, ah, judi, or someone?

Speaking of ambiguously-labeled links, and being glad that my Internet usage isn't closely monitored, "Nich möglich," above, is a spammer.

[Hanna]

thanks nice person. When I was a kid it was unheard of. Now people name their dogs, and probably other items, my name.

[Siouxie]

gotta go for a bit.. time to go home!

[Gypsysoul66]

Bye Siouxie

[Clean Hands]

Any puppies named "Hanna" and "Anna," ladies? ;-)

[Clean Hands]

C-ya Siouxie!

[Hanna]

me too. back to grind. thanks for the chuckles.

[pogo]

C'mon, Hannah is Biblical. (Mother of Samuel)

[Gypsysoul66]

mmm..what kind of puppies we talkin' about here??
LOL - my "personal" puppies don't have names.

[Clean Hands]

I guess you missed the thread, Gypsy... that was the sort of naming discussed, though, yes. ;-)

[judi]

love the birthday line, insom :) reminds me of a friend of mine... truly amazed me when she told me that ;) lol that's all i'm sayin'...

[Betsi]

the birthday line went whooshing over my head

[tjaithne]

I'm still hung up on that "true test of a woman" comment by Scott. I would think it is more a true test of one's gag reflex--does that qualify as womanhood (or not)?

[mary the blog kids mom]

Siouxie/blurk -- Your restraint in moments like this is commendable. For your efforts, I'd be happy to send you a black market box of your favorite Girl Scout cookies.

[Jazzzz]

Sucia Siouxie...I am truly proud of your (not you're) restraint. And yes, the winkie stabber should get a medal.

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

*snork* @ Mary

[Annie Where-but-here]

"C0ck-a-Leekie?" Isn't that a personal problem for elderly men?

Blurkie, sorry if I made you laugh. Hopefully you remembered to bring a change of clothes.

[Dr. Doug]

Now, class,
cock is to hen as
…gander is to goose
…bull is to cow
…etc.

[Avon]

So, mudstuffin used to stin muffins for a living? Or, cook, anyhow. Well, so did I - but it was making whole wheat pizzas to order in huge numbers.

Still, I know about cok-a-leekie soup - and it is probably worth divulging to people that it has nothing to do with a c*ck a-leaking, or any other gross fantasy youse guys are probably thinking up; and everything to do with roosters and leeks as ingredients, Scottish style. Marvelous to slurp.

As to CH identifying a spammer, I'm not so sure! Specifically, this:

Hmm nette Seite!
Posted by: Nich möglich [4:29pm]

looks more like a fun-loving but shy visitor than spam. I happen to like the handle, which is a pun on "nicholas" and "not", sounding like the German word for "impossible". If I dared to comment on such an item as this as a newbie to this blog, I too would be sure to say something like "Hmm, nice webpage" - preferably in a foreign language !

[Clean Hands]

No, sorry, Avon... I made the mistake of clicking on his ambiguously-labeled link. I do not recommend that anyone who is not verifying his spamhood for purposes of removing his comment not do so, as that rewards his scumbag actions.

(And the "Nice web page" is a classic comment-spam content... my inbox is full of such dreck from a blog site I assist with...)

[Clean Hands]

Yeah, I missed that, too, Betsi.

[Clean Hands]

(Fetches the spare "not" from the comment regarding slimeball spammer...)

[Siouxie]

Back @ home!!

Jazzzz & mary, thank you...although I can't guarantee restraint on future posts...I tried...THIS time

I'll skip the cookies though...but thanks ;)

[pogo]

I hadn't notice the link in the "nich moglich" (sorry too lazy to get the umlaut in there) handle, but the URL sort of translates to "sex sister".

[pogo]

*hopes no one noticeD the missing "d" above*

[Punkin Poo]

I LOVE this soup! If you dance around nekkid while stirring, the soup swells to three times the size and feeds a family of 12!

[pogo]

Only three?

[Punkin Poo]

(Yeah, it's not the French version)

[Clean Hands]

Only 12?

[Glix]

I have a one word question about this: (Warning--a bit frank)
Salty?

[Punkin Poo]

Todays Menu Special: C0CK SOUP & Chef's Salty Balls.

Tomorrow's Special: Vagina baked ham

[Punkin Poo]

Sorry, Mary - taking the high road gives me acid reflux.

[Gringa]

Well, this is how it happens. You have some delicious Caldo de Gallo mix to sell (http://tinyurl.com/qmqm3). Um, how do you translate that? Look up "gallo" in your dictionary... http://wordreference.com/es/en/Translation.asp?spen=gallo there it is... the first option.

[Hanna]

I want some of that soup that you dance nekkid with. Would be a great way to feed a house-ful of relatives you don't want to see again soon.

[nannie]

**pssst** I think Dr. Doug is getting ready to administer IQ tests. Quick! Minds out of the gutter!

[nannie]

Wow, when we haul our minds out of the gutter, we can't think of anything else to say...

[steview w]

Tastes like chicken?

[yanya8]

I've never had one that tastes like chick...um...er...nevermind.

[catharine]

OK, boys & girls. Tonight's homework is to use the words "spicy", "kick", "piping", "hot" & "cock" in the same paragraph.

Extra points go to those who can write it with a straight face.

[Stevie W]

Why does that make me think of that new insurance commercial with Charo? Coochie-coochie!!!