YOUR DAILY SNAKES-ON-A-PLANE-RELATED ITEM
Samuel L. Jackson confronts true terror.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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August 23, 2006
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Hey! FIRST!!!
Posted by: Mr. Completely | August 23, 2006 at 11:34 AM
I'd burn the whole house down.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | August 23, 2006 at 11:34 AM
YAY! Jeff!
*is scared too*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | August 23, 2006 at 11:34 AM
The real estate agents better have disclosed that. Talk about a material defect.
Posted by: Stevie W | August 23, 2006 at 11:36 AM
I'm with Sam on this one. To quote Dracula from SCTV, "Ooooohhhh, scary!"
Posted by: Lardog88 | August 23, 2006 at 11:37 AM
fumigate, burn it down, raze it, and call an exorcist...maybe, just maybe, then I would consider living on her property.
Posted by: kitten | August 23, 2006 at 11:39 AM
Yeah, that could take a few years off your life. Can you imagine cleaning behind the refrigerator and finding a picture of Roseanne, naked?
Put it on the fridge as an appetite suppresant!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 23, 2006 at 11:39 AM
Well, we could just about guarentee the place to be rodent free!
... I'd sell!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | August 23, 2006 at 11:40 AM
Barr-fff!
(Anybody know if Jessica Alba's house is on the market?)
Posted by: Stevie W | August 23, 2006 at 11:42 AM
Jeff, you clean behind the refrigerator?
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 23, 2006 at 11:50 AM
I want these Motherf****ing pictures of Rosanne Barr out of my Motherf****ing house!
Posted by: Lairbo | August 23, 2006 at 11:51 AM
Good point, Suzy. It has been known on occasion.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 23, 2006 at 11:52 AM
The path of the rightious man is beset on all sides..
Posted by: Sean | August 23, 2006 at 11:52 AM
Um...kitten...are you movin' anytime soon?
Just askin' is all.
Posted by: blurk | August 23, 2006 at 11:54 AM
I'd be on the lookout for dessicated doughnuts.
Posted by: GoatThumper | August 23, 2006 at 11:57 AM
why, Blurk, do you want to look behind my fridge?
Posted by: kitten | August 23, 2006 at 11:57 AM
Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset (by snakes) on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil (serpent) men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will (non-poisonous)
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, (thru snakes)
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. (rattlesnakes)
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger (fangs)
Those who attempt to poison (snakes) and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." (water mocassins)
Posted by: Chaz | August 23, 2006 at 11:58 AM
Depends on what I'd find.
Posted by: blurk | August 23, 2006 at 11:58 AM
If there's something weird in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call - Barrbusters!
If there's something nude and it don't look good
Who you gonna call - Barrbusters!
Posted by: MOTW | August 23, 2006 at 12:00 PM
sweep
Posted by: maid | August 23, 2006 at 12:02 PM
Chaz, that must be the KCV. king cobra version.
Ok, I'll quit
beingtrying and go to work.Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | August 23, 2006 at 12:05 PM
blurk - I can't guarantee your safety if you go back there. It's dark....
Posted by: kitten | August 23, 2006 at 12:10 PM
Well, you could hold my...
hand.
Posted by: blurk | August 23, 2006 at 12:11 PM
are we still talkin' bout fridges?
Posted by: kitten | August 23, 2006 at 12:12 PM
*looks all innocent like*
Of course!! What are you talkin' about?
Posted by: blurk | August 23, 2006 at 12:14 PM
I thought you had moved on to the oven cause it was getting warm in here
Posted by: kitten | August 23, 2006 at 12:15 PM
kitten! I'm shocked! I was talkin' about buyin' a house!
However...
Posted by: blurk | August 23, 2006 at 12:21 PM
*snork* @ "shocked"
Oh, yeah, your a millionaire soldier, right? You can buy
me amy house anytimePosted by: kitten | August 23, 2006 at 12:27 PM
Just a house? What else ya need? We military guys are LOADED!
Posted by: blurk | August 23, 2006 at 12:52 PM
hmmm.. in that case - I've always wanted a pony
Posted by: kitten | August 23, 2006 at 12:53 PM
*refrains (at great personal displeasure) from makin' a ridin' reference*
Posted by: blurk | August 23, 2006 at 12:55 PM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Posted by: Bill | August 23, 2006 at 12:57 PM
appreciate the restraint, blurkie
Posted by: kitten | August 23, 2006 at 12:59 PM
You're welcome, kitten. I absolutely will NOT mention "save a horse, ride a cowboy".
Nope. Won't do it.
Posted by: blurk | August 23, 2006 at 02:03 PM
I support any cause that is beneficial to horses
Posted by: kitten | August 23, 2006 at 02:12 PM
He might be able to sell the pictures on ebay, I have been told there are some rather peculiar artifacts for sale on that particular web site . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 23, 2006 at 03:44 PM
I dont know how he can sleep at night knowing such evil exists in his house.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | August 23, 2006 at 04:04 PM
"afraid of finding nude photos of Roseanne Barr"
Aren't we all?
Mare
Posted by: Mare Imbrium | August 23, 2006 at 08:10 PM
Mare: I wasn't, until I did! Yes, online and without a credit card. It was an accident. ISIANMTU!
The truly
depravedbrave among you may email me if you want the link -- I won't do it here. Nor will I look again. Musta taken a quart of eye bleach.What? I was looking for Rosanna Arquette, dammit! Why must these images be grouped alphabetically?
Posted by: WriterDude | August 24, 2006 at 03:06 AM