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August 23, 2006

YOUR DAILY SNAKES-ON-A-PLANE-RELATED ITEM

Samuel L. Jackson confronts true terror.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Hey! FIRST!!!

I'd burn the whole house down.

YAY! Jeff!

*is scared too*

The real estate agents better have disclosed that. Talk about a material defect.

I'm with Sam on this one. To quote Dracula from SCTV, "Ooooohhhh, scary!"

fumigate, burn it down, raze it, and call an exorcist...maybe, just maybe, then I would consider living on her property.

Yeah, that could take a few years off your life. Can you imagine cleaning behind the refrigerator and finding a picture of Roseanne, naked?

Put it on the fridge as an appetite suppresant!

Well, we could just about guarentee the place to be rodent free!

... I'd sell!

Barr-fff!

(Anybody know if Jessica Alba's house is on the market?)

Jeff, you clean behind the refrigerator?

I want these Motherf****ing pictures of Rosanne Barr out of my Motherf****ing house!

Good point, Suzy. It has been known on occasion.

The path of the rightious man is beset on all sides..

Um...kitten...are you movin' anytime soon?

Just askin' is all.

I'd be on the lookout for dessicated doughnuts.

why, Blurk, do you want to look behind my fridge?

Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous man is beset (by snakes) on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil (serpent) men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will (non-poisonous)
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, (thru snakes)
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. (rattlesnakes)
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger (fangs)
Those who attempt to poison (snakes) and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." (water mocassins)

Depends on what I'd find.

If there's something weird in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call - Barrbusters!
If there's something nude and it don't look good
Who you gonna call - Barrbusters!

sweep

Chaz, that must be the KCV. king cobra version.

Ok, I'll quit being trying and go to work.

blurk - I can't guarantee your safety if you go back there. It's dark....

Well, you could hold my...


hand.

are we still talkin' bout fridges?

*looks all innocent like*

Of course!! What are you talkin' about?

I thought you had moved on to the oven cause it was getting warm in here

kitten! I'm shocked! I was talkin' about buyin' a house!
However...

*snork* @ "shocked"

Oh, yeah, your a millionaire soldier, right? You can buy me a my house anytime

Just a house? What else ya need? We military guys are LOADED!

hmmm.. in that case - I've always wanted a pony

*refrains (at great personal displeasure) from makin' a ridin' reference*

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

appreciate the restraint, blurkie

You're welcome, kitten. I absolutely will NOT mention "save a horse, ride a cowboy".

Nope. Won't do it.

I support any cause that is beneficial to horses

He might be able to sell the pictures on ebay, I have been told there are some rather peculiar artifacts for sale on that particular web site . . .

I dont know how he can sleep at night knowing such evil exists in his house.

"afraid of finding nude photos of Roseanne Barr"

Aren't we all?

Mare

Mare: I wasn't, until I did! Yes, online and without a credit card. It was an accident. ISIANMTU!

The truly depraved brave among you may email me if you want the link -- I won't do it here. Nor will I look again. Musta taken a quart of eye bleach.

What? I was looking for Rosanna Arquette, dammit! Why must these images be grouped alphabetically?

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