WHY YOUR DOG HATES YOU

Reason Number 97.

(Thanks again to DavCat)

Comments

[Punkin Poo]

"Great, they cut of my balls and put a cat on my head....somebody shoot me....wuff"

[Punkin Poo]

"Dogs are just little people in fur coats."

Little pi$$ed off people. With sharp pointy teeth.

[Punkin Poo]

*Sends another "f" up to that FIRST post...*

[O. the U(manity)]

HAT TRICK Punkin! WTG!

Dogs are just little people in fur coats.

No ... they're not people. They are dogs. HOWEVER, these dogs are smarter than the "people" who "own" them ... merely sayin' THEY'RE FRIKKEN DOGS!!!

[pepe]

why do people torture them so? Oh i forget... they (people) dress up as

[pepe]

argh!!! my link didn't appear!!!

[Wyo Cowboy]

This dog has a Dave wig.

[pepe]

ok i feel better now...

[tropichunt.com guy™t]

Quote from a commercial: "Bark bark bark, aaaoooooo, bark bark bark, yap bark."

Translation: "But don't just take my word for it. I'm also a client!"

[Tigger]

I hate you for making me now know this.

[Jazzzz]

tropichunt.comguy™....*Hair club for Rin(Tin Tin)?

[Kathybear]

I do believe tht putting a wig on your dog does qualify you for the "different or strange" label...

[Beppie]

And to think there are other dogs all over the world starving as this goes on.

[Eleanor]

*snork* at Beppie! ;)

[Eleanor]

private message to Punkin: your posts today in both new threads would certainly be snorkworthy, but since your MedPox have moved up a little in the standings, I just can't encourage you! I know you understand. :)

[Lairbo]

Clearly, eight generations in wigmaking is a couple too many.

[Sondra]

Okay, that's enough. I'm pouring Bailey's in my coffee and going back to bed with a good book. Happy Sunday, Everyone.

[Punkin Poo]

El ~ I understand. Thanks anyway.

[Siouxie]

Morning all!!

I put a wig on either one of my dogs and they'll just shred it to pieces & eat it...then crap on the floor as payback...

THEY ARE JUST DOGS, PEOPLE!! not people dogs!

[Siouxie]

*snork* Wyo! love the Dave wig!!

[Wyo Cowboy]

Morning, Sioux, and Punkin too and all of you.

sorry

I'll go back to bed and sleep it off some more.

[blurk]

Just wanted to say mornin' all. I'm off to cliff diving and kayaking AGAIN. I'm just recovering from last weekend but apparently my kids now get to tell ME what to do.

[Wyo Cowboy]

Tough life, ain't it, blurk?

[Siouxie]

good morning, blurk...nice of you to stop by :P

have fun and don't overdo it THIS time huh???

[Bumble]

I really hope that's not where the ponytail I donated ended up. Ugh.

[insomniac]

"rrrrrrrrug"!

[slyeyes]

Pardon me. This post is really for the Kirkwood/Webster thread of the other day, but I'm late to the gate due to work schedule.

Anyway, Mary!! Congrats on the interview, article and getting posted!

And..... who has the Frisco Bell this year? Once my kids graduated, I lost track of it.

*exits with the Kirkwood Honk*:

Kirkwood Have No Fear
We Are the Pioneers!!!

GO 'WOOD!

*returning you now to your regular thread of Reasons Why Your Dog Hates You.*

[queensbee]

yesterday in the mall, i saw a whole rack of those cutesy little packs that you can carry your small yappy dog in when you go --EVERYWHERE -- umm, leave your dog home. it isnt a toy, or jewelry. step away from the dog. or i will make annoying calls on my cellphone to you. too much money, and too little brains.

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Dogs also hate it when you make them wear bathing suits into the pool. Also, when you put a bow in the center of their head (hair sticking straight up, making them look like Cindy Loo Who) and trapse them through the mall to have a professional photo session.

Not that I ever engage in any of that silliness!

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Also, when they are wearing the new "Dog Marley" dreadlocks you purchased for them, don't laugh openly in their faces. They're very sensitive and humiliate easily.

[daisy's cat Boom]

I read Sondra's post, "I think I'll pour some Bailey's in my coffee and go to bed with a good bark."

(snorking quietly @ self)

When I showed this to my cat, Boom, he said, 'Don't get any ideas' and proceeded to lick his privates.

[daisymae]

Boom did NOT post that previous message.

[Brad]

This dog could really use Ruth Regina's help!

Oh,l and I love how at the end of the story, the reporter asks Ruth if anyone ever makes fun of her last name. Classic!!

[Brad]

BTW, I agree with lairbo (way above). Shouldn't the wigmaking gene skip a generation or two?

[Itsmereally]

Two tax seasons ago, a lady came in with her Chihahua in a snuggli in front of her. It silently stared at me the entire time I worked on her tax return (which took forever).

I don't know if I could have finished the return if it'd been wearing a wig!

[BTW--my first post. Y'all are great!]

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Welcome Itsmereally!

[Chaz]

saw a dog-shirt this weekend..."I love humans. They clean up my poop"

[mary the blog kids mom]

slyeyes, I believe I saw WEBSTER ringing the bell in the 4th of July parade this summer.