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They have allegedly apprehended the alleged suspect who allegedly stole SpongeBob the squirrel monkey.

Comments

[Chaz]

I.m ready, I'm ready to be FIRST

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Why must it always be the unemployed who steal monkeys? WHY, I ASK YOU, WHY!?!?!??

[Juggler of Geese]

I think they do it so they will be in a warm place with free food.

[Wyo Cowboy]

He was gonna start a business. "That's not my Minkey" "He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his money."

Glad I had to miss the last half of that last thread.

[Juggler of Geese]

plus, if he is unemployed, how can he afford the bail?

[artchick]

Sings, "Who likes to eat pineapple, up in a tree-Spongebob Squirrel(monkey)Pants!"

[Somewhere North]

Tropichunt - generally because the gainfully employed rarely have time to visit the zoo. Or anywhere else. And are already monkeying around at work.

[Turdice]

"named after the cartoon character SpongeBob Squarepants"

Gee, we would have never figured that one out...

[MOTW]

In Clapham Really? I'm from Stompburger. ... bwa ha ha ha!

[Turdice]

The missing baby penguin was never found. Maybe they should check this guy's freezer.

[blurk]

"It was returned to the zoo after it was spotted being played with by children in Clapham, south London."

That's just nasty.

[CJrun]

Marlon Brown is no Marlon Perkins.

[Moe]

It was probably partially the monkey's fault. Someone ought to spank him.

[pogo]

All Marlon Perkins ever did was describe the animals that beat the snot out of Jim.

[CrankMama]

Poor little monkey!

[Wyo Cowboy]

Right, CJ, if he was Marlon Perkins, he'd have hid in the bushes by the camera man while making Jim steal the monkey.

[kitten]

maybe he was just taking him to visit patrick

[spike]

Did they say "SpongeBob" the extremely effemanate (-2sp) squirrel monkey???
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Wonder if the Teletubbies have a monkey named after them????

[Wyo Cowboy]

Looks like ya beat me to the punch, pogo, I had to go look up who Marlon's flunky was.

Great minds...

[24]

did they find SpongeBob IN THE HALL?

gotta be a true fan to get that

[Janaroozie]

Right Pogo! Marlon would say, "Jim, you go first....I'll just watch from behind this rock."

[mudstuffin]

In deep green woods there lies a fairy glade,
Shut in by tawny hemlocks wild and tall;
Its floor is made with richest moss, and all
Its round is steeped in most delicious shade.
It is a spot for listening silence made.
Few sounds awake it save the wild bird's call,
And winds that murmur round its forest wall,
like instruments at airy distance played.
'Tis there a still and stolen minkey lie,

And listen to the homeless dude a'singing:
I hear his bell-like voice a'floating nigh,
through arches green and dewy branches springing;
he passes wind and with child-like laugh replies
I hear Spongebob's theme song in deep tones ringing.

[Meanie the Blue]

".... and just as Jim should have done, protect yourself with bail bond coverage from Mutual of Omaha."

[spike]

Mud--I'd change your cell phone settings if I were you.

[stevie w]

Everybody's got something to hide, 'ecpt for me and my squirrel monkey.

[stevie w]

Look! Up in the sky! It's a squirrel -- it's a monkey -- it's SPONGEBOB!!

[stevie w]

Um, 24 -

"gotta be a true fan to get that."

There's no such things as "true fans" of SpongeBob. Only mental patients.

[Janaroozie]

The London police needed Inspector Clouseau to sniff out this minkey-stealing culprit a little sooner. The theft occurred on July 18; the monkey found four days later; this guy almost slipped away!

[24]

stevie - never said I wasn't that as well

[Chaz]

this one got kicked out of the barrel..Life in the barrel was rough...

[stevie w]

Oh what a stupid fool, Marlon
Oh what a stupid fool, hey
I caught the stupid fool stealing
Now he'll be going away.

There's a bright golden-maned squirrel monkey
There's a bright golden-maned squirrel monkey
He's endangered, he's two
And he came from Peru
And he's now back at home at the Chessington zoo...

Oh what a stupid fool, Marlon
Oh what a stupid fool, hey
I caught the stupid fool stealing
Now he'll be going away.

[leemedia]

monkey see. monkey do.

[Turdice]

Is "minkey" the way Inspector Clouseau pronounces "monkey", or was that a typo?

[DavetheRed]

But I am also a Spongebob fan, lol.

**looks around rapidly for the men in white coats*

[Inspector Clouseau]

Zat is what I have been saying all along, you fewel! Minkey

[Wyo Cowboy]

Minky was a reference to Clouseau, and the quotes thereafter were from a pink panther movie. The inspector was questioning an organ grinder, while a robbery was going on behind him.

[Jazzzz]

Pogo....Reminds me of "Armdillos have protective shells, humans don't. That's why you need Mutual of Omaha!"

[fivver]

I thought the minkey had a bimb.

[Meanie the Blue]

What kind of bimb?

[fivver]

The exploding kind *crash**wham**smack*

NOT NOW KATO!

[Insp. Clouseau]

*Sneurk!*

[ldyadiva]

I read somewhere recently that M.Perkins actually got bitten by 2 venemous snakes over his career, so he was doing something besides hiding behind Jim.

[Jazzzz]

Idyadiva...Many years ago I heard a radio interview with M.P. when he was about 130 yrs old..A young boy on the east coast (I think Baltimore)had been bitten by a rare poisonous snake that M.P. had also been bitten by.(well, not the VERY same snake) He was as funny as h3ll!

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