URGENT ADVISORY FOR VISITORS TO MADRID

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Comments

[Poop Dogg]

"...oncerns that it could contaminate local water supplies..."

Why that is pure bull****!

[Jollymon]

I NEW that's how Wyo was getting his horse up to 10,000 feet.

[O. the U(manity)]

thot-provoking quote: ... after sedating the animal and carrying her out by helicopter in a harness.

So, I'm wonderin', why did they have the helicopter in a harness?

Is that NEthin' like a "truss"?

[crossgirl]

wonders if they gave her a few extra whirls trying to make her milk shake

[Juggler of Geese]

What a Mooooving article.

I wonder if there is a future in bovine airborne moooving services here in the states.

[Wyo Cowboy]

Jolly, good morning. As for 10,000 ft, we do it the old fashioned way though this looks like something worth trying.

[slyeyes]

It's not gonna be pretty when she poops on your windshield.

[Christobol]

"GERA, the special intervention group of the Madrid fire service..."

Now that's got to be a fun office to work in (which to work).

"Looks like we got a code 419!"
"What? Didn't you put out those flyers advising people that running naked with the bulls does not, in fact, please San Fermín?"
"Yes, I said code 419!"
"Oh. Well, we're not helping Senora Arroyo Lopez Gonzalez remove another sedated ferret from her..."
"Code 419! A cow stuck in a ravine. We get to ride in the chopper!"

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

I once saw a cloud shaped like a giraffe. I didn't try to rescue it.

*snork* @ sly

[Chaz]

just following the pig's lead...

[fivver]

Spanish Cow Fly?

*c'mon coffee, work darnit*

[Wyo Cowboy]

*snork* @ Lisa. Maybe you're Lucy Van Pelt's sister??

[kitten]

and it was concerns that it could contaminate

I need to get a job as an editor

[Nick Burns]

Birdy, birdy, in the sky
Dropped a whitewash in my eye
I'm no wimp, I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

[24]

If a bird poops on you, it's supposed to be good luck. What happens if a cow poops on you? Do you win the lottery?

[fivver]

Uh 24, do you mean I shouldn't have killed that gull at Disney World?

[Wyo Cowboy]

sweep sweep

[24]

I'm pretty sure that negated the good luck factor

[Wyo Cowboy]

nope, not < b >

[Layzeeboy]

But did it have a Spanish accent?

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Wyo-Does she like clouds too?

[Wyo Cowboy]

she lays out with the other Peanuts kids. Linus see's what only brilliant minds can conjure, while Lucy and Charlie see ducky's and doggies.

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Oh, right! I forgot about that.

[Wyo Cowboy]

kitten, what command did you use to make the bold? We could use your de-editing skills.

[queensbee]

flying cow disease?

aye, caramba, what the +_(* am i doing up here?? maybe the 'sedation' was way cool, and the cow, was just, in oh, wow land for awhile. in either case, snork@christobol. LOL.

[kitten]

and then

[kitten]

uh, yeah - that was no help

For the newbies, I know there are web pages out there that do this for you, but if you're interested...
To Link:
Link Text Here
Ex:
Google
Not Barry Manilow

italics - italics
bold - bold
strikethrough - strikethrough

Common symbols:
& - &
< - <
> - >
© - ©
® - ®
™ - ™
¼ - ¼
½ - ½
¾ - ¾

that's a semi-colon at the end of each of those.

[kitten]

dammit - someone help - I know the cheat sheet was posted at one time but it won't transfer the commands when I try to cut and paste

[MoatMaid]

Can we turn Bold off now?

[Stevie W]

A helicopter was used to finally rescue a cow which was trapped in an eight metre deep ditch in Navarredonda de San Mamés...
===========================
San Mamés? I wonder what he's the patron saint of?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Can't believe no one mentioned that Flying Spanish Cows WBAGNFARB.

*snork* Christobol for We get to ride in the chopper!" and "Sedated Ferret" (who could open for Flying Spanish Cows).

[Stevie W]

Fly me to the moo

[mama723]

Wyo, beautiful pix! I'm not much into hunting and fishing, but I am into photography -- especially mountains. (Not many mountains to photograph in central Illinois, however.) Your photos give meaning to the term "God's country."

[Beppie]

Laughing,imagining this scenario:
Unwitting man goes to get in car.
Looks at windshield.
Scans sky nervously for biggest bird in recorded history.

[Stevie W]

Cow, wondering if he was going to be on someone's plate soon:

"What am I, choppered liver?"

[CJrun]

I emailed kitten a cheat sheet for links, etc. If anyone wants a copy, drop me a note.

[Eleanor]

e-mail me, kitten.

I have an excellent copy and paste html.