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August 23, 2006

THEY ALSO CONSIDERED CONDOMS, BUT NOBODY COULD PUT THEM ON

Pills for 'roos.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

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first time....

hope the 'roos know it's dangerous to smoke while on the pill.

marsupials

I just like to say that.

marsupials marsupials marsupials

"Realistically, to deal with wild animals, it has to be oral," said government ecologist Don Fletcher.

No, I'm NOT going to make any comments about the Clinton White House.

Betsy - like rutting pigs - not gonna make any comments like that?

makes me hoppin' mad!

Rutting roos would be cuter, but I'm glad I don't have any for upstairs neighbors...might be kinda hazardous for the chandelier.

has Kanga been informed? She may want more little Roos jumping around

Snork at Betsy.

Couldn't they just play Barry Manilow music where the kangaroos hang out?

Betsy! Good to see you!

roos dont smoke. they "dip"...hense the pouch...

I'm with Betsy - not gonna touch that statement. Wouldn't be prudent. You know it, I know it and the American people know it.

The animals constitute a hazard to motorists and in 2004, 600 car accidents in Canberra were caused by kangaroos, the Canberra Times said.

Well don't let them drive. Duuuh.

Yo, Betsi:) TY. I've been oppressed by work and family stuff, but someone in the hallway just told me I looked "forlorn", so I figgered it was time to come Back to the Blog. Down with forlornitude!!

and up with totally inappropriate, childish humor

What do they mean they don't kill them? When I was in Perth you could buy backscratchers made from their paws! What, did they just amputate their little limbs and then relase them to their happy little lives?

uh-oh, when someone starts breaking out the vocab words to describe your demeanor, that's never good! ;-) Back to the silliness!

Okay, when the "national symbol" outnumbers the people, I say it's time to release the "population control specialists." Is it kangaroo season yet?

Almne...That's what happens when protesters march around with signs saying, "Hands off the Roos!"

can they really trust those kangaroos to take their pill every morning?

Perth control?

Ha ha ha ha

Does it affect the females' marsupial cycle?

Tie me kangaroo's tubes, mate
tie me kangaroo's tubes

Thanks for the earworm, DavetheRed. It's especially annoying since I can't really remember the stupid lyrics, so I end up with the first verse ALWAYS PLAYING, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!

DtR - hilarious!

Watch me wallabies breed, mate
Watch me wallabies breed?

(Second verse, bad as the first?)

Did any read the story linked on the right, "Killer Kangaroo Evidence Found"?
It has this amazing line:

The research team has also unearthed evidence of a large carnivorous bird dubbed the "demon duck of doom".

Demon Duck of Doom (D3) WBAGNFARB

sorry almne ... couldn't help myself on that one ... heee heee ......but here for your enjoyment are the lyrics

Watch me wallabys feed mate.

Watch me wallabys feed.

They're a dangerous breed mate.

So watch me wallabys feed.

Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,

keep me cockatoo cool.

Don't go acting the fool, Curl,

just keep me cockatoo cool.

Altogether now!

Take me koala back, Jack,

take me koala back.

He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,

so take me koala back.

Altogether now!

Mind me platypus duck, Bill,

mind me platypus duck.

Don't let him go running amok, Bill,

mind me platypus duck.

Altogether now!

Play your digeridoo, Blue,

play your digeridoo.

Keep playing 'til I shoot thro' Blue,

play your digerydoo.

Altogether now!

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,

tan me hide when I'm dead.

So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde,

(Spoken) And that's it hanging on the shed.

Altogether now!

Ack, DaveTheRed! Sing me something else now, pleeeeze. I'm going to be humming the rest of the day.

Perhaps that would be a good ringtone on your "wallace" phone (Australian for cellular - just say it).

I hate you.

Be sure to check out the sidebar related stories. I didn't read them, but the headlines are great.

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