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August 27, 2006

SOMEWHERE, A TALENTED BUT UNEMPLOYED ACTOR IS CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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I be the first to be glad I don't watch CSI. Ugh.

I made it to his 'pissed in my pants' comment and then had to bail. Out of the article that is.

I knew there was a reason I didn't watch CSI to begin with. Not like I needed a third reason.

Yaaaaaaaayy Siouxie!! Oh, I'm with Bumble on this one. Maybe they will investigate his dead career.

Jazzzz~ How can something non-existent be dead?

excelent point

Throws lost l up top

I like CSI, but I no longer watch regularly. Now I'll intentionally skip it.

yay me! and I will apologize to all for the subject matter...

I don't watch CSI and this won't entice me to...enuff said!

*buying K-Fed some Depends*

oh and Good morning everyone!!!

I loved CSI:The Original (back when we had TV reception) and have been waiting to catch up via DVD's. Could this be the ep that jumps the shark? or a sign that it has already?
What were they thinking?!?

Yippie Yippie Siouxie for getting posted!

And I guess it's OK to let K-fed act, as long as they put him in a disguise.

I (sometimes) watch the various CSI events, mostly Las Vegas -- for one (two?) reasons ... I guess that'll hafta change now ... the GRB/RAN factor outweighs any other consideration(s) ...

Thanks Lisa!

I doubt he'll be in disguise...he was told to act "normal" whatever THAT is...

I suspect it'll be an episode of some trailer trash wannabe rapper turned baby daddy to a stupid blonde skank..

no acting necessary!

WTG, Siouxie!

The "pissed my pants" line is the best!

And Siouxie, I can finally spell your name without looking!

YAY me!

YAY you!!!!and I agree on that line...what a CLASSY guy huh???

oh gawd... i love this show. Can they at least kill himin horrible, humiliating ways that involves chainsaws or something? at least that'd be interesting.

(and Mr william petersen [if u read this blog]: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! WERE YOU THINKING AT ALL?!!?)

sorry for the rant.

I think that's the first time I ever heard "piss my pants" used as a happy reaction. And all the girls say he's pretty fly for a white guy... Poser.

Won't he play a corpse? That might be within his abilities, especially if they knock him out first.

Well, I like CSI and it's possible I will catch this episode by accident. At least it sounds as if they've got KFed portraying an annoying moron, and, well. Art imitates life?

I fear the show may've jumped the shark anyhow, what with the way the season ended. Will wait and see.


Mare

I'm hoping they go for realism, Nina. If they want him to play a corpse, especially. Wouldn't it be great if the episode involved some wanna-be rapper who fell into the shark tank he installed in the backyard? In other K-Fed news, Twitney has decided that the shark tank needs to go, now that they have two kids. Apparently its ok to have sharks if you only have one kid.

Of course, artchick -- now they've got a spare.

I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards," he says, "and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It's the only show that I really, really watch."

And their going to give him a speaking part huh?

"...I pissed in my pants," eh? Maybe darling K-Fed would be more suited for this role.

(Also: Hi! I'm a serial blurker, but I had to come out into the daylight for this one. *blink, blink*)

Welcome to the madness, abilicious! stay a while!

Help me Sucia, "cone of death"?

LOL yes...that's where the whole state of Florida always is...

the cone of death!!

you know that "cone of probablity" ...the path...it's always the entire state...we call it the cone of death...

I don't watch CSI, but I'd watch that one just to see him dead.

Thanks, Siouxie! Pleased ta meetcha! Sorry about that Cone of Death (does that have anything to do with Punkin's, er, cones?).

Ohhh.....NOW I get it. I guess I hadn't heard that before. I just hope you're safe. Hopefully Dave's house has wireless so ya'll can all blog. BTW, is mini-Siouxie ok?

sorry...just saw this! been watching the Emmys...

Abilicious - hmm nope but I'll be seeking shelter under her "cones of death" if need be!

Jazzzz - My daughter's doing well...but we may have to drive up to get her..depending on how things go. We're pretty safe here in Miami for this one...

abilicious ... somehow I KNEW (not gnu) that your link wuz gonna be to that site ... HAHAHAHAHAHA! ... my thots, also ... and welcome ... enjoy!

... and ... Siouxie ... didja happen to notice who won an Emmy™?

(No, I'm not watchin' ... but MB(RH?) is ... and the sound just sorta intruded on my "productive" photo printin' and sortin' chores ... merely ... gaaaaaaak!)

yesssssssssssss! I screamed it on another thread...go figure huh??

OK ... I got there later ... message sent, and agreed upon ... at least WE got that part correct!

Thanks, O. the U! Amazing, isn't it, how some of these links remain (in Dave's words) "burned forever in the scar tissue of your mind"? And yet, I can't remember everyday thi..... what did I come in here for, again?

"This is pretty much my first time acting. . . "

No, pretending to marry Britney for love was the first time.

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