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August 30, 2006

SNAKES ON A CRIME SPREE

(Thanks to Greg Anderson)

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I got nuthin, cept to say the clerks were stupid.

Oy! Enough with the snakes, already!

The keys were stolen around fiveish the car was driven away after nine, The crooks are stupid too.

k..so where are the snakes NOW?????

*looks around*

it seems our dear blog is obsessed with snakes
I wonder what sense of this Freud would make….?

yo

Like Indiana jones in an airplane cockpit
You grab the throttle and a bottle - your brain is yellin’ “stop it!”
They’re slithering and rattling and winding like spring
Sliding up your leg like they was comin’ for your love thing
Deadly venom in their mouths, a hiss that smells like fear
You feel ice water in your veins when that rattlin’ is near
The strike is fast – it zooms right past – you close your eyes in pain
You grab the beast – the venom released – black lightning in your brain

SNAKES!
Call Dr. Freud! What Pill Should he Take?
Our beloved blog is obsessed with snakes!

SNAKES!
Call Dr. Freud! What Pill Should he Take?
Our beloved blog is obsessed with snakes!

Let’s see if we can’t work this out….

We got SQUIRRELS!
Now everbody knows that a squirrel ain’t nothing no-how
a furry little sammich, a walking bowl of snake-chow

FLORIDA DRIVERS!
They’re found in trees, and Wal-Mart stores and continually alarming
Just like a snake – they got no brakes and they hit you without warning

RAMPARTS!
Soft and round, no ill is found, dispensing love and goodness
The opposite of snakes, perhaps, a foothold against madness

SEVERED PENIS!
Paging Dr. Freud! Paging Dr. Freud!

* * * * * * * *

We got snakes in the bathtub, snakes in the toilet
And we found in Thailand that they stir-fry and boil it
Snakes in the garden, snakes in your hair
Snakes in disguise, you’re so surprised! Replace that underwear.
You take an axe – give forty whacks and with your hatchet you dispatch it
Stomp and grind them with your boots watch the guts squish and blood shoot
Scoop their brains out with a spoon, your eyes they swell like two balloons
You twist them and you pull them and you grind them with your teeth
And spitting scales, your heart it fails, your nervous system freeze.

SNAKES!
Call Dr. Freud! What Pill Should he Take?
Our beloved blog is obsessed with snakes

SNAKES!
Call Dr. Freud! What Pill Should he Take?
Our beloved blog is obsessed with snakes

. . . . Officers began chasing the subjects on foot . . . .

There's your problem. Unless the snakes have been involved in some really off-label lab experiments, the snakes probably aren't going to have have feet.

Did it take that long for them to figure out how to steal the car?

Clearly, the snakes were the brains of the operation.

the Debil made 'em do it

Does EVERY city have a Martin Luther King Jr. street? NTTAWWT

Does this constitute snake abuse? Poor 'lil baby snakes....

Yet ANOTHER reason why I carry a gun.
On AND off duty.

The snakes have requested that their names not be released to the public.They were returned to their natural environmet, The Arkansas Govenor's Mansion.

...police arrested Kendrick Coleman, 26, 333 Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Dr., Forrest City; Deuntarious Tiswell, 18, of Palestine, and a 15-year-old juvenile....A fourth suspect has been identified as Alvin Tiswell, 18, of Haynes.
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His mama done named him Deuntarious
He was destined to do deeds nefarious.
With his twin brother Al
He'll be sharing a cell
Serving time for crimes sundry and various.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSStick 'em up

Why don't snakes rob other snakes?

Because they can't put their hands up.

Why did the snake steal the p-pump from the Erox Lifestyle Centre?

He was going to use it as a summer home.

I'm not a-Freud of no snakes.

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