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August 23, 2006

SHREWD JOURNALISM OBSERVATION

"...it's hard to be calm when a snake is wrapped around your stomach."

Another Key Quote:

"You don't want to have a 19 foot reticulating python and not know what you are doing."

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but they don't answer the burning question,

exactly what part of her body is "the Garden City/"

"The snake's owner blames the bite on the fact it hadn't been fed lately. She claims it's usually a very sweet snake, and wouldn't hurt anyone."

Yeah. In fact, it just loves to hug people.

rickh, it's the secret part.

"After a few minutes of talking and pulling, the snake's fangs were pulled out and the woman was free."

good thing a dentist was handy, but will they be making him little snakey dentures?

"Whenever you lose trust in yourself and stop respecting the animal, that's when things will go wrong"

Somehow, the story got into relationship advice.

It's about respect, know what I'm sayin'?

I've been blinded by the obvious!

"She claims it's usually a very sweet snake, and wouldn't hurt anyone."

Unlike that nasty snake down the block, Bob. You know the one I mean. Always hangin' round that pool hall looking for trouble, drinkin' 40's outta a paper sack, smokin', fighting, stayin' out all night... this snake is not like that.

"Snake Bites Woman in Garden City"

She must be a big woman - I only have a Garden Village...


Oh - and did anyone notice a ranting lunatic using my blog name around here yesterday? It's the darndest thing........

wow - this is exactly why I only let one snake in my house - and as long as he behaves, I don't pull his teeth out.

How would you know that a snake was being "sweet"? Would that just be anytime he's NOT killing you?

well, LBFF, I think it's sweet when I'm not being killed

You can rest easy, Punkin. I reported that person to Blog Command. All computer traffic to and from that person is now being monitored by the FBI, CIA, DIA, DEA, IRS, the Marines, Chloe, Dan Brown, 60 Minutes, Al Jazeera, PETA, Go0gle, Microsoft, and the Weekly World News.

I expect she will surrender within a day.

kitten - I hope you have higher standards for men!

Uh, thanks, Meanie.....um....I gotta go over here now....

"Whenever you lose trust in yourself and stop respecting the animal, that's when things will go wrong," snake enthusiast Thaddeus Deppen told us.
Deppen works with snakes of all shapes and sizes at Kreatures and Koi.
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Snake enthusiast Thaddeus Deppen
Tells us these things are just bound to heppen
He Knows Kreatures and Koi
This smart little boy:
"If they're hungry, your stomach they're reppin."

And then there's that entire Monty-thing!

Well, at least the snake picked on the roommate and didn't bite the hand that feeds him. er ... well, I guess she just forgot to feed him, didn't she? Oh, dear.

I wonder how much longer her roommate is going to stick around.

HAHA, thad's name is Thadduas? haha thats the guy that ownss my local reptiel store kreatues and koi, and garden city is a place. or am i reading it wrong?

hah. im never gonna let go of his real name now. haha

HAHA, thad's name is Thadduas? haha thats the guy that ownss my local reptiel store kreatues and koi, and garden city is a place. or am i reading it wrong?

hah. im never gonna let go of his real name now. haha

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