SHE STABBED HIM IN THE WHAT??

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(Thanks to DavCat14)

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[Clean Hands]

OOOOOOUCH!!

[MOTW]

To quote Daffy Duck: "Of course, you know, this meanth war."

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ winky

and ouchie for the boys!!!

[Clean Hands]

Woo-hoo! A TRIPLE simulfirst.

Blazing new ways to have a first all morning here... :-D

[Siouxie]

trimul first!

[Hubert]

I'm sure all women want to do that to thier husbands at some point in thier life.

[Clean Hands]

And two triples in a row, too. Okay, I'm going to take a break now and get some work done.

[Foghorn Leghorn]

"...she stabbed him in the winkie at which point he decided to leave"

a decision he probably should have made before he started beating her

[Siouxie]

wowsa...and yet another one!

I'm done for the day...*smoking*

[Siouxie]

ROFL NOT AGAIN!!!!

[Clean Hands]

Three triples in a row? That's against the law in most jurisdictions, ain't it?

[judi]

"22 News Uncut"? bit personal, innit?

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Oooh! My first simul! I feel a strangely pleasant tingly sensation!

[Clean Hands]

Clearly false advertising in this case, too, judi.

I'll repeat... OUCH.

(So, did she get her Home Circumcision Kit from eBay, or what?)

[Art Vandelay]

The Winky? Who was this guy giving a report to? A preschool class?

[Siouxie]

Holyoke Winky Batman!!

[crossgirl]

obviously, that would be a technical term

[Lairbo]

That's MISTER Winky, to you.

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

doowaddles everywhere are cringing

[Bismuth]

To view the entire interview of Chief Scott, click here to go to 22News Uncut.

Sure, just rub it in to that poor guy.

*reads about guy*

Here, use my salt.

[Hubert]

I hope this stands as a lesson to all wife beaters. They can hurt you back 20 times more

[Meanie the Blue]

"...she stabbed him in the winkie at which point he decided to leave"

I appreciate good common sense.

[kitten]

she's a better woman than me - shotguns do a bit more damage....

[Bismuth]

Usually you read about this sort of thing happening far away, such as Thaibodia or Swazigeria or Molvania.

But this is just a short drive down the road!

*searches ebay for cast iron jockey shorts*

[Punkin Poo]

I agree with you, Kitten - any man lays a hand on me is gonna be leaving, ah, empty handed, that's for sure!

[Siouxie]

kitten...agreed! He'd have a misterwinkynomore if it were me...and btw...my sister's name is LORENA (IANMTU)!

[Dr. Doug]

I am constantly bemused by the euphemisms we have for standard anatomical parts.
I recall a scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit where a small baby with an adult voice (a Bronx accent and attitude) exclaims, "I have a turdy-year-old-lust and a tree-year-old dinky."

[stevie w]

The sword is mightier than the pen is.

[Ford79]

I couldn't resist. It must have been the word "winky."

A fellow from Holyoke, Mass
Got into a fight with his lass.
It may make you hinky;
She punctured his winky
Which is worse than a pain in the a$$.

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ stevie

and I'll take the Penis Mightier for $400, Alex!

[Betsi]

as Foghorn said, for future reference: the best time to leave is before someone stabs your winky.

[24]

*SNORK* @ Ford79!!!!!!

[kitten]

Betsi - maybe if he would have used his winky instead of his fist, they'd be in a happier place

[Betsi]

maybe he should have left her alone and painted a nice therapeutic picture with his winky

[Siouxie]

another *snork* @ Ford79!!!

[casey]

Dr. Doug, I seem to recall a time when someone linked to a site that had alternative names for genitalia. It was hilarious. Anyone?

[Eleanor]

Dave once posted this link to Penis Land.

[Eleanor]

Dave once posted this link to Penis Land.

[Betsi]

so, el, you're trying to outdo Dave by posting it twice? ;-)

[JD]

First evil co-pilots, now winky stabbers. What *doesn't* Holyoke have to offer?

[Jim A]

Sorry to disappoint, but a "winky" is an eye.

At least that is what teacher told me when I asked her.

[kitten]

one eye'd snake is what she meant

[Chris]

Did anyone else watch the video? According to the police chief, the moral of the story is this:

"I don't think that you should be beating up on your domestic partner and let them have an access to a knife."

Way to go there, Captain Obvious.

Also, I can't believe he said "winky" -- twice -- on camera without so much as a smirk. I would have totally lost it.

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[O. the U(manity)]

Whut's that old nursery rhyme about Winken and Blinken and Nod ... ?

(That's enuf. I've already gone too far ... but I wuz led there by the rest of y'all!)

[O. the U(manity)]

... mebbe not ...

How about the adage, "A Wink is as good as a Nod" ... ?

[shellann]

Chris, yeah, the reporter seemed to have trouble keeping from laughing. And I'm not sure about the press-conference-worthiness of the event, unless the chief just really wanted a chance to say "winky"

[stevie w]

...and when he said "winky," a bird puppet on a string dropped from the ceiling and he won a hundred dollars, as strains of "Hooray for Captain Spalding" could be heard over the applause of the audience.