MESSAGE TO GUYS WHO DO NOT LIVE IN SERBIA FROM GUYS WHO DO

Nyah nyah.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Clean Hands]

First to rent a cop!

[Dr Acula]

Can you hire police to whack your enemies or rob banks on your behalf?

[24-aholic]

I got 'em beat - I sleep with police officer for free.

[24-aholic]

I got 'em beat - I sleep with a police officer for free.

[Steve]

"renting out its personnel, transport and even animals for private use"

....even animals for private use?

How does THAT conversation go?

"Excuse me, but I'd like to rent a yak for the weekend. My main yak blew up last week, and I need a replacement".

[24-aholic]

I got 'em beat - I sleep with a police officer for free.

[24-aholic]

sorry for the triple post - didn't mean to rub it in!

[Clean Hands]

*SNORK* @ Steve

[fivver]

24 - is that known as 'taking the law into your own hands'?

renting out its personnel, transport and even animals for private use.

The last just sounds wrong!

[fivver]

Keep your privates away from my animals.

[Clean Hands]

Can someone go chase the squirrels out of the server? It's taking MINUTES to get a simple snork posted on here...

[random thunking]

Do the Serb police charge a security deposit? Ya know, for things like a blowed-up helicopter or removing the lacey pink undies from a german shepard.

[blurk]

24, ya need another one?

I come cheap.

Did I just cross that line again?

[DimWitte]

what about removing the lacy pink undies from their officers?

[mudstuffin]

yo listen homeboys, my sister and my brother
you need a helicopter coz you know that you must hover
when like a paparazzi you be clickin' on your shutter
when you nekkid as a jay-bird, no I didn't stutter
makin' polaroids that you don't take home to mother
your dangly bits are waggin' and they hanging like an udder
listen to the mad rhymes of your righteous mudder
take to the sky, and heed the wisdom that mudstuffin utters
in that plane your out of range of pissed groin kicking mothers

[24-aholic]

*hmmm...decisions, decisions....Blurk is a cop who wears an AF uniform*

Blurk, I'm going to need to conduct a trial run - how quick can you get here?

[24-aholic]

word to your mudder

[blurk]

24, I'll borrow an F-22. Those babies can do Mach 3.

[24-aholic]

wow - that was quick! Hope it's no indicator.....

[Jeff Meyerson]

Thanks, mud. Now I need to bleach the image of hanging udder-like dangly bits from my brain.

[blurk]

No need to worry. It's also got afterburner.

[Siouxie]

are you renting yourself again, blurk???

[24-aholic]

does that require aloe?

[Siouxie]

wooo hoooo...starting the day off with a simul

Hi 24!!!

[fivver]

Not exactly sure about afterburner, but if he asks you to pull his finger, don't.

[blurk]

Oh, and mud, seein' you rap is kinda creepy. I mean, it's good and all it's just...I don't know...wierd. It's like me keepin' the blog "clean" all day long. I just don't think it's supposed to happen.

[24-aholic]

fivver - with 5 brothers, I learned that lesson many years ago!

[blurk]

24, I guess the need for "aloe" is up to you, now isn't it?

Siouxie, yes, I'm for rent. You didn't think that changed since last week did you? By the way, you still owe me $785.24.

[Clean Hands]

That's an expensive hedge trimming, blurk.

[24-aholic]

*snork* @ CH.

We'll need before and after pictures!

[Siouxie]

can I put that on credit? :)

I'll pay you...promiseeeeee!!

and NO pictures!! geez

[blurk]

You know the old saying, Clean: You get what you pay for.

[Siouxie]

yeah..he's THAT good... *puff* *puff*

[mudstuffin]

blurk: yes, I know you've seen a picture of me. You gotta put that out of your mind. I do.

[blurk]

mud, I'm down wid dat.

[MOTW]

WTG, Jeff.

The government said the scheme was designed as "a chance for police to gain additional financial means and have their own income." This scheme will be under scrutiny of the Interior Ministry to avoid abuses.

Yeah, right.

[Siouxie]

mud & blurk...two boys from da 'hood! I can see it..sure!

[blurk]

I have a fairly pronounced southern accent (or so I've been told); trying to talk like I'm from "da hood" makes my head hurt.

[Siouxie]

you?? an accent?? imagine that...

[24-aholic]

people make fun of your accent, Blurk? I hope you set them straight on how women find a southern gentleman's drawl drool-worthy

[AFKAT]

Hah 24, my wife used to regularly sleep with a police officer, also for free...and then I retired...

True story: I noticed that a friend of mine, also of the uniformed persuasion, was getting pretty buff, and I asked him if he had been working out. He told me that his wife (a real babe) had mentioned to him a while back that he was getting a bit chunky, and asked him what he tipped the scales at, 225, 230? He grunted some sort of response, to which his wife replied "In six months I'm going to be sleeping with a 200-pounder, play your cards right, and it could be you".

It was...

[Siouxie]

24 - I agree...I think it's sexy and manly in a way... VERY HOT

[24-aholic]

wow, AKFAT, I like her power of persuasion. Fortunately, Mr. 24 is already in shape. But, I will keep that in mind just in case!

Oh, and thanks for your service!!! It's a tough job and takes a special person to tough it out.