I am sick and tired of reading news articles offering so-called "scientific" explanations for how come this year's hurricane season has been relatively hurricane-free. This article, for example, blames so-called "wind shear." Are they serious? Wind shear?
I have already explained what is really going on with the weather. What is really going on is: I got a bigger generator. How big is it? It is big. As you are probably aware, the standard unit of measurement of generator bigness is walrus-penis bones (WPBs). As you can see in this exclusive CrapCam photograph, my new generator is, like, a number of WPBs in height:
OK? So let us hear no more talk about "wind shear."