EVENTUALLY, WE WILL RUN OUT OF THESE
Key Quote That Is Meant To Be Reassuring: "I know when you hear about snakes in a building, you kind of get these visions of 'Oh crap, there's snakes crawling around all over the place.' "
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August 24, 2006
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Would this be the *first* snake breeding facility in Utah?
Posted by: Shpip | August 24, 2006 at 09:04 AM
Snakes alive!!
Posted by: DavetheRed | August 24, 2006 at 09:05 AM
I hate to hear the words "clutch" and "snake" in the same sentence.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | August 24, 2006 at 09:14 AM
pictures large amish style barn with hundreds of tiny stalls and itty bitty milking machines.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 24, 2006 at 09:21 AM
*snork at crossgirl
Posted by: DavetheRed | August 24, 2006 at 09:22 AM
Has Kiefer been told? I'm sure he can influence the planning commission. Or just threaten to shoot them in the thighs.
Posted by: 24 | August 24, 2006 at 09:23 AM
"Natalie Evans is available at 344-2561 or nevans@heraldextra.com."
Isn't it quaint how small town newspapers combine their snake news with their singles listings?
Posted by: Stevie W | August 24, 2006 at 09:29 AM
Ball pythons. *in case Mary's kids are online, decides not to add rest of comment*
Posted by: fivver | August 24, 2006 at 09:38 AM
"Snakes In The Mail" The sequel.
Posted by: Beppie | August 24, 2006 at 10:16 AM
"But the Sutherlands plan on having more than five snakes. Last week, Colette Sutherland said they had 30 clutches of eggs hatch on their farm last year. Each clutch hatches six or seven snakes, so that's about 200 hundred snakes."
Either that's a grammatical error or they're going to need a bigger barn.
Posted by: KCSteve | August 24, 2006 at 10:27 AM
Dan Sutherland? Think there's any relation?
Posted by: Stev0 | August 24, 2006 at 11:48 AM
I just always like how the expert snake handler always says, "The snake is more afraid of you then you are of the snake.
In the words of Chris Rock, I don't see any pee running down the snake's legs. Not that snakes have legs, but you get the point.
Posted by: vanityball | August 24, 2006 at 12:08 PM
Mail order Ball Pythons...Why didn't I think of that. Vanityball you have my vote for best comment.
Posted by: Jeff | August 25, 2006 at 10:26 AM
My favorite part of this has to be the awful writing.
"Each clutch hatches six or seven snakes, so that's about 200 hundred snakes."
Hundred Hundred? Heh.
Posted by: Daniel | August 26, 2006 at 04:15 AM