AVAST, SPAMMER
AOL be diggin' for buried treasure, mateys.
(Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
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August 16, 2006
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They're in for a LONG fight with AOHe!!...
Posted by: Siouxie | August 16, 2006 at 11:52 AM
What? This makes no sense to me - he spammed then buried gold? If I was Mom and Dad, I'd be all over that place myself
Posted by: kitten | August 16, 2006 at 11:53 AM
Key quote: "We don't know where is he."
Posted by: Betsi | August 16, 2006 at 11:53 AM
oh and first!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 16, 2006 at 11:54 AM
arrrrr... "The Search for Spammer's Gold"
Posted by: insomniac | August 16, 2006 at 11:54 AM
Ahahahahahaha.
This is one of those cases where you just don't know who to root for -- both are just sooooo evil.
Posted by: Clean Hands | August 16, 2006 at 11:55 AM
CH-Amen.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | August 16, 2006 at 11:55 AM
Arrr. I be tryin' to reconcile these two statements:
AOL's lawyer notified the family that the company intends to use bulldozers and geological teams to hunt for gold and platinum on their property.
AOL said it will try to accommodate Hawke's parents by not being too obtrusive.
Posted by: Pirate Doris, the Badly Burnt | August 16, 2006 at 11:58 AM
AOL doesn't make enough money by refusing to let customers leave?
Posted by: peridot | August 16, 2006 at 11:59 AM
The company indicated it believes Hawke buried the loot on his parents' property using a shovel.
Not a pickaxe then, Mate? Or a hoe, perhaps? What particular brand of shovel was it?
Posted by: Pirate Doris, the Badly Burnt | August 16, 2006 at 12:04 PM
Imagine if Dr. Suess were to be involved: Green Eggs and Spam.
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 16, 2006 at 12:07 PM
" The company indicated it believes Hawke buried the loot on his parents' property using a shovel."
nope, i checked my notes, it was colonel mustard in the ballroom with a candlestick.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 16, 2006 at 12:11 PM
Sounds like a phishing expedition.
Posted by: GoatThumper | August 16, 2006 at 12:23 PM
I predict they will find a lot of dirt. And, as bonus, old plastic and glass bottles.
(People throw out their trash *everywhere*, and plastic and glass is the most common thing to find, because it doesn't break down)
On the other hand, they get to play in dirt. However, this is *much* more fun if you're with Johnny at the time, so....
AOL...All Over Litter
Posted by: marlodianne | August 16, 2006 at 12:30 PM
Kee-rist! I bet next they'll exhume my Dad and go thru his pockets!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 16, 2006 at 12:30 PM
Punkin, I doubt that your Dad filled people's inboxes with offers of pr0n and mortgage refinances. He's safe (probably) from AOL.
Posted by: Clean Hands | August 16, 2006 at 12:57 PM
Hmmm....*gets idea for fall garden*....
Posted by: Beppie | August 16, 2006 at 12:58 PM
*snork at Punkin*
Posted by: fivver | August 16, 2006 at 12:59 PM
Why doesn't AOL spend its resources providing internet access that isn't a super spamway?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 16, 2006 at 01:21 PM
I drive through Medfield every day. It is a small, country-ish town. I can just imagine the upheaval this is going to cause if the AOL goons come in with their backhoes. They may have a special Town Meeting to discuss it, and vote on a "shoot-to-kill" policy.
Posted by: Guin | August 16, 2006 at 02:06 PM
The sad thing is this makes AOHell look less crazy.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | August 16, 2006 at 03:21 PM