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July 24, 2006

WAIT WAIT WAIT

THIS is the GrossMeOut Headline of the Day so far, at least for those of us who are men. Please note that the doctor in this situation is NOT someone you want to be angry with you.

(Thanks to the steely Drew Harchick)

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"Nice haircut - whaddidja lose a bet?"

"Um, well....yeah, but not for the haircut" *lowers pants*


"GEEEEEEEZUS!!!!!!!!!"

wow - another case of - you guess it:

Morons in the news...

But he won the bet!

Penis Trauma - NOT AGNFARB in this house.

Quoting Christobol: ".. and then there's that whole penis thing .."

exactly how DRUNK would you have to be to do that??
and STUPID I might add.

I have heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face, but never cutting off your schwantz to spite your friend and for the low, low price of 1000 lats. Can I say schwantz?

Re: The ever-gorgeous Susy,

For most of male type men of the guy gender, there ain't enough alcohol in the world!!!!!

Apparently so.

I always knew men were cheap.

Sounds like we need a new label, in Latvian, to go with these.

How did the doctor stop laughing long enough to do the procedure?

This guy doesn't deserve his if he holds it in such low regard! Of course, if it wasn't re-attached, he wouldn't be able to hold it at all..

" It would take about half a year to be sure that the man's penis was functioning properly."

poor reporting. they don't say how long before his brain functions properly.

Did he think he could just grow a new one? Was it something he thought was a "discretionary" body part? Hadn't he ever USED it?

I'm with Jeff: At least he won the bet.

"It would take about half a year to be sure that the man's penis was functioning properly."

How will they determine whether it does or not? He's not likely to be getting many dates.

what about that Bobbitt guy after Lorena did the snip snip on da tip?? it werked but curved to the side (or so I heard)

not only schvantz, but schvantz-shtucker also. well, maybe he can only use it now to make weewee, rather than to create more bozos like himself. oh, and ewwwwwwwwwww.

Half a year to see if it's functioning properly my foot. Most men wouldn't wait half an hour! I had a guy in the Emergency Room whose wife had scratched his but almost severed an artery in his arm. Guess which one he was the most worried about?????

NO NO WAIT!!!! I bet you you wouldn't remove your Socks. SOCKS!!!! You idiot, get the hell in the car.

Latvians, why'd it have to be Latvians?

Does his winnings ($2,360) cover the cost of the operation to sew his organ back on?

Maybe the doctors should have just removed his brain stem instead- probably a cheaper operation since his brain stem is most likely much smaller than his stump.

This guy doesn't deserve his if he holds it in such low regard! Of course, if it wasn't re-attached, he wouldn't be able to hold it at all..

Not necesarily, 24-aholic. As long as he didn't forget the plastic bag in the bar...

oh and blurker - thanks for the "gorgeous" title *adjusts yer glasses a bit* ok ok a LOT!

They should have just left it off. Obviously this man should never reproduce.

Talk about adding insult to injury...having a severed penis reattached by a microsurgeon....

Echoed my thought process entirely Ford79, how embarrasing a microsurgeon...

poor reporting...sure he won the bet, but did the loser pay up? And just which one is the loser here?

I blew out my knee about 18 months ago. The physical therapy post-ACL surgery took about 6 months. And it was brutal.

What kind of physical therapy do you have to do for this sort of thing?

Hold my beer. I can do this.

Sally - pull ups? Lifting his dumbells?

"it will take 6 months to determine if his p*n*s is functioning properly"

on the other hand, he'll start thinking with it almost immediately...

While heavily under the influence of alcohol, the 30-year-old made a bet with his friend for 1000 lats ($2360) that he would cut off his penis, according to a Latvian public television report.

The first question I had: The "lat" is worth more than the U.S. dollar????

I wish to point out to PBS that Latvian public television is WAY ahead of them on severed penis stories.

Lats ...

50 Abs = 1 Delt
50 Delts = 1 Pec
50 Pecs = 1 Lats
50 Lats = 1 Gluteus Maximus ... which this guy really is ... so, how much is one @ss worth, in USD?

and I can't believe that no specific mention wuz made of the Darwin Awards ... alluded to, but not cited ... somebuddy should send this to the Darwin folks ...

Consider it received.

If they haven't reattached a penis before it's an obvious giant leap forward for Latvian surgery.

The first question I had: The "lat" is worth more than the U.S. dollar????

Posted by: Bill | 01:33 PM on July 24, 2006


Me, too. Just more evidence that Bush is doing more harm, internationally, than the American people know.

Dammit!

Now I'm behind on the bet!

I thought sure when I convinced Cheney to lop his off in exchange for a shot at two retarded pen raised slugs (he got one) that I had it sewn up.

But the damned things set me back 1004 lats.

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