STRUMPDATE
Tonight Ridley and I will be strumpeting for our book in Petaluma. We have never been to Petaluma, but according to the Internet, it seems to have everything a person could possibly want. Plus we like saying "Petaluma." Petaluma Petaluma Petaluma.
That sounds great.
Posted by: Ann | July 25, 2006 at 11:38 PM
When I'm in line and they say I'm next
Gonna pray that Dave's not vexed
When I give him my book to sign
Hope I get to meet the Strumpeting-type guys!
Goin' up to the Strumpeting-type guys
Lord I hope that my pen's not dry
But when he's home, they'll check under the bed
Just in case there's a giant Leetie-head!
Prepare yourself, you know they love snacks
Especially when it comes to Cheez-Its
So you know that when you're in line,
You'll make a mark on the Strumpeting=type guys!
Make a mark on the Strumpeting-type guys
Gotta be weird so they'll say "Hi"
But when he's home, he'll check under his bed
Just in case there's a giant Leetie-head!
Been a blogger, you know that I've blogged
Gotta meet Dave and Ridley
So you know when I'm in line
Make a big impression on the Strumpeting-type guys!
Make a big impression on the Strumpeting-type guys
When they see me, they'll wanna go hide
When I'm in line ,of me it'll be said
"He shoulda had a giant Leetie-head."
Posted by: insomniac | July 25, 2006 at 11:49 PM
insom u r amazing!
Posted by: Janaroozie | July 25, 2006 at 11:53 PM
insom that was GREAT!
Posted by: Siouxie Cruz | July 25, 2006 at 11:57 PM
YAY His Insomness!
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | July 26, 2006 at 12:09 AM
Hey - you gotta go to neighboring Sebastopol! An even funner name to say, and a nuclear-free heavily tie-dyed zone.
Posted by: gail | July 26, 2006 at 12:42 AM
Awesome, Insom.
Fortunately for me, the power of Siouxie is mightier than the power of Norman Greenbaum, and I have the earwig "Peek-a-Boo" running through my head.
Posted by: Sallyacious | July 26, 2006 at 12:43 AM
Insom - "Especially when it comes to Cheez-Its": brilliant!
And God save your soul.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 26, 2006 at 08:57 AM
snork @ insom! (TM thingy)
Posted by: Leetie | July 26, 2006 at 09:00 AM
how 'bout "Blue Suede Sioux?"
Posted by: mudstuffin | July 26, 2006 at 09:25 AM
Brilliant, mud. I like "Blue Suede Sioux".
Posted by: Blogchik | July 26, 2006 at 10:20 AM
Hey Dave!!!
I see you will be in St. Louis tomorrow (07/27). Did they tell you this place was BYOE... Bring Your Own Electricity?
Posted by: OldNerdGuy | July 26, 2006 at 10:45 AM
All of you do realize that in a few years, Dave's next book is going to be "Best of the Blog (or The History of Cheez-its)", and you're all going to be famous for fifteen minutes. Since you've all used aliases, he doesn't even have to share the compensation with you all (probably a lifetime supply of snack food).... Isn't he a genius?
Posted by: Syerra | July 26, 2006 at 10:53 AM