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July 31, 2006

HEADLINE OF THE DAY SO FAR

Women, get ready to nod knowingly.

(Thanks to Russell Mc)

Posted by judi on July 31, 2006 at 12:21 PM | Permalink

Comments

First to not read past the headline and be thankful I know how to pick 'em

Posted by: 24-aholic | 12:23 PM on July 31, 2006

*nods knowingly*

Posted by: sharon share-alike | 12:23 PM on July 31, 2006

When you live with one, your expectations aren't that big.

Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | 12:28 PM on July 31, 2006

*nods knowingly with sharon*

Posted by: Suzy Q | 12:30 PM on July 31, 2006

*nodding*

enuf said...

Posted by: Siouxie | 12:31 PM on July 31, 2006

*snorking*

enough said.

Posted by: KOW | 12:32 PM on July 31, 2006

"retarded little friend"

Yup, pretty much from age 11 on...

Posted by: Higgy | 12:33 PM on July 31, 2006

“The Penis Responds” is simply a collection of sophomoric locker-room jokes and skits that would only be appropriate at a frat party long after the keg’s been tapped.

Methinks the expectations are to be blamed. If you were expecting anymore than what's mentioned, you only have yourself to blame.

Posted by: Sarcasmo | 12:37 PM on July 31, 2006

I note that this was presented at the Black Box Theater.

Please resume nodding.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 12:44 PM on July 31, 2006

Which reminds me -- have you heard what Tommy Chong's been up to lately?

Posted by: Cat R. | 12:45 PM on July 31, 2006

I guess the reviewer thought "The Penis Responds" was a hard thing to watch.

Posted by: blurkernomore | 12:58 PM on July 31, 2006

*Nods knowingly @ Sarcasmo*

*Groans @ the Blurk*

Posted by: CJrun | 01:01 PM on July 31, 2006

*snork* @ Cat.

*groans with CJ @ Blurk*

Posted by: southerngirl | 01:03 PM on July 31, 2006

*groans and nods*

Posted by: Siouxie | 01:11 PM on July 31, 2006

I go to great lengths to avoid getting involved in discussions like this.

Posted by: Ford79 | 01:13 PM on July 31, 2006

BTW, was "The Penis Responds" too long, too short, or does it matter?

Posted by: blurkernomore | 01:15 PM on July 31, 2006

*joins the "nods knowingly" crowd*

Posted by: Eleanor | 01:44 PM on July 31, 2006

Also in "nods knowingly" crowd...I couldn't go past the first several lines either...

Posted by: Kathybear | 01:48 PM on July 31, 2006

Well, at least it's responding. Often it doesn't.

Posted by: Marie in Kourou | 01:52 PM on July 31, 2006

This is where men have an unfair advantage. If you're a fan of ramparts -- and really, who isn't? -- you have a good idea of what you're getting before the, um, package is unwrapped, so to speak. But for women it's a mystery until the curtain actually goes up. And depending on your expectations, I imagine it could be quite the disappointment at show time...

Posted by: Scott | 01:58 PM on July 31, 2006

Reminds me of Garry Shandling inisting that he isn't led around by his penis, although it does point him in a given direction...

Posted by: Lairbo | 01:58 PM on July 31, 2006

Scott - how right you are! Few things are as disappointing as finding out someone you really like never matured past the age of 6 in certain areas. Alas, it is a deal breaker for someone as shallow as me.

Posted by: 24-aholic | 02:03 PM on July 31, 2006

Scott, et al: remember the old joke about the woman who, when she first sees her partner's less-than-impressive unit, asks, "Who do expect to please with that?, to which the man replies," Me!

Posted by: Lairbo | 02:06 PM on July 31, 2006

*still nodding*

Posted by: Siouxie | 02:20 PM on July 31, 2006

Clearly, us guys need to subscribe to the School of Under-Promise and Over-Deliver in these instances...

Posted by: Scott | 02:33 PM on July 31, 2006

So, it's a stiff, then? That sucks!

Show of hands of those to whom this is no surprise since we always thought "On Golden Pond" was way overrated anyway.

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | 02:49 PM on July 31, 2006

*sighs* i hope there's a skit about viagara in there for those peni that don't respond.

Posted by: crossgirl | 03:07 PM on July 31, 2006

Silent Peni AGNFARB??? or a mime group?

btw - crossgirl - I checked out your website...VERY cool stuff in there!!!

Posted by: Siouxie | 03:20 PM on July 31, 2006

Ahem!?! (EDTTPOC) 'nuf said.

Posted by: Rusty1 | 03:35 PM on July 31, 2006

Jeff--I agree about Golden Pond.

Posted by: Betsi | 03:42 PM on July 31, 2006

Jeff, For a movie worth watching, check out"On Golden Blonde"!

Posted by: MoFaux | 07:06 PM on July 31, 2006

Siouxie,
hehe, the plural of penis is penes. Penes, penes, penes. It's just so darn fun to say...

Posted by: Wendy in Colorado | 08:48 PM on July 31, 2006

oh thanks Wendy :) I never had to worry about more than one at a time before...penes is the spanish plural as well...

Posted by: Siouxie | 09:58 PM on July 31, 2006

Not "Heady", *HEDLEY*!

Posted by: marfie | 12:05 AM on August 1, 2006

George Carlin: "I got mygasm...you get yourgasm."

Posted by: Layzeeboy | 10:14 AM on August 1, 2006

i'm so glad he/she wrote that review. i don't think it was bad press at all. it started a thread didn't it!!!?? i happen to be one of the actors in this show and reviewers don't seem to get the joke at all. then again we are talking about the penis. here's to the last week of the run. thanks for being so cool everyone!!

billy

Posted by: billy | 04:20 PM on August 2, 2006

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