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July 28, 2006

FRIDAY AT FIVE

It's time for Nudity in the News: This week we have dangerous criminals, lovers, police officers, victims, and collectors.

(Thanks to fivver, DavCat, Gary, Jeannie Kelly, and Jeff Meyerson)

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They'll all make for interesting police line-ups.

Police are looking for two white men in their 30s who were apparently seen at the bathhouse wearing latex gloves,

*has flashback to last prostate exam. grabs FULL gallon bottle of Southern Comfort*

slapshotfan: Ever watch the pilot of Reno 911? Interesting lineup indeed.

So many comments...so little time!

My ex lives in Des Moines and he's a drunk, wonder if that's him?

Damn Red Sox fans.

Maybe the guy should have tipped the stripper more!

I always remember something Lewis Grizzard wrote long ago.

Naked is when you are nude. Nekkid is when you are nude and "up to somethin'

I think it's safe to say these were some nekkid peoples....

HOLY BLOGFEST JUDI! I can't keep up!

And then there's always this reason to always wear jammies to bed....

Um, why was he sitting on a urinal? with his hands on top of the urinals on either side of him?

Judi,
Let's not be so hasty with the criticism. You may not have noticed, but the country's been awfully hot lately, and we don't all have air conditioning in our apartments, elementary schools, vehicles, bathhouses and, um, occult-themed home museums.

Clark K - re-read Lewis G's (I miss him) comment with Carlins "naked suggests being surprised with your clothes off, nude sounds intentional". And of course nekkid goes in the expression, "Git nekkid and parrrrty!"

*snork* at Punkin Poo's link!

"He asked her where her pants where, and she said she didn't know."

The first line of my autobiography ...

***Snork*** @Punkin! Why was the fireman looking up?

And on that note I shall say bye all and have a great weekend!

**makes mental note to wear jammies. Just in case***

And there's always this. I think the little bit of innocence I had left just took a hit.

KOW: Ah, yes, you jiggled my memory.

Harry Potter Naked??? OH, the Huge Manatee!

Glix ~ Noooooooooo!

Thanx Glix.

et tu, Harry???

It could be worse, I guess. It could be Hagrid getting naked....

Now there's an image that would burn itself into your cornea.

Punkin' what is the firman looking at? Whoops...somebody already said that.

Oh Clark, did you have to give me that image??? And now my imagination has added a thong.

Where in this blog do we keep the brain bleach?

The men were wearing jean shorts and white sneakers, and one was wearing a red Red Sox hat.

Red Sox bastards! I bet poor nude guy was a Yankee fan. Punkin, you got a lot of 'splainin' to do!

And Punkin, GREAT photo! I might have to rethink my sleepwear...nah!

I guess it helps if you work at an all-nude juice bar (WTFBBQ?) to have mom's approval: "I have never tried to stop my children from doing whatever they want. As long as they are happy, aren't hurting anyone, and it's keeping them out of the poor house."

Right on, mom!

Jeff,

If he was a Yankees fan, he got what he deserved. Oh, and who's in first place??

Methinks the Chief of Police had a little something going with Officer Laurie Primeau, 26, that she got to keep her job.

Maybe with the DUI, but also with no pants?
Exactly where was the Police Chief at the time?

I'm nekkid right now. Ya'all got a problem with that?

Whoops...someone's knocking at the door!

Eleanor,

I misread the "26" thing at first, too. She's not 26 years old. She's been a cop for 26 years.

I still think somethin' ain't right, though.


Mare

Harry Potter Naked???????????..... noooooooooooooooo.......... they grew up... they can't grow up .....some kids got to stay kids......

And, in Des Moines, Nude in Public means There's Something Wrong with You!

As usual, alcohol is to blame.

Stamping out Evil Metabolic Poisons, the EB

Harry Potter Naked???????????..... noooooooooooooooo.......... they grew up... they can't grow up .....some kids got to stay kids......

And, in Des Moines, Nude in Public means There's Something Wrong with You!

As usual, alcohol is to blame.

Stamping out Evil Metabolic Poisons, the EB

Urinal? How?

Super glued to urinal-

"The men were wearing jean shorts and white sneakers, and one was wearing a red Red Sox hat."

This about sums up those insane Red Sox fans.

If he was a Yankees fan, he got what he deserved. Oh, and who's in first place??

Jeannie:

1. I would never do that to a Red Sox fan (unless he really deserved it)
2. Ask me that question the end of September...or perhaps, the END OF TODAY!

*snork* at NY homeboy Jeff Meyerson.

You need a baseball nickname ... J-My.

The headline on Not Naked's link is possibly the most "DUH!" headline ever.

i took off my pants to read these here on monday. I should them back on before the 9am meeting here at work

unfortunately media and you all (by no fault of your own) were incorrect. Officer Primeau was cited for DUI but when she was stopped she was wearing swimsuit bottoms...she was NOT naked.

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