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July 21, 2006

FLORIDA COLLEGES ARE PARTY SCHOOLS

Let's get this fire party started.

(Thanks to DavCat14)

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Dude. Just say hi to them in the cafeteria.

I mean, you know, try that FIRST.

This guy is wasting his money on college.
Education can't fix stupid.

Sallyacious, who are you talking to?

You have the same name as my exgirlfriend Sally, except her nickname was cyclops! I didn't give it to her, but she did have crossed eyes.

this is brilliant! it's clearly a variation on the traditional native american buffalo hunting tactic, where they would set fire to the prarie, thereby driving the herd towards the waiting hunters

of course, the point then was to kill the buffalo, not get their phone numbers

maybe he just wanted to see how many chicks would evacuate in their underwear, or maybe wearing just a towel

And what made him think that any of these young women that he tried to engage in conversation were really going to be open to being picked up after just having evacuated due to a fire?! I agree blurker, What a moron.

My sophomore year, I shared a dorm room with three freshmen. One young "lady" would occasionally have her boyfriend stay the night. We lived on the 12th floor of an all-women's dorm, and one night there was a fire near the elevators. Prince Charming just happened to be there, and helped evacuate a bunch of rooms at 2am. All well and good, except his heroism got a writeup in the college paper, right before parents' week. You should have seen my frantic roommate trying to snatch up all the copies of the paper before her dad arrived!

this is brilliant! it's clearly a variation on the traditional native american buffalo hunting tactic, where they would set fire to the prarie, thereby driving the herd towards the waiting hunters

of course, the point then was to kill the buffalo, not get their phone numbers

maybe he just wanted to see how many chicks would evacuate in their underwear, or maybe wearing just a towel

Rockchild - I was providing a helpful hint for the guy who thinks arson is a good way of meeting women. Generally, we're more amenable to the casual hello than to the "I've set your house on fire" approach.

And trust me, I'm not your ex. I suspect I'm about 300 years too old to be.

TCK, you're doing that OCD thing again...or does the blog just REALLY like you?

i did not double post!

Oh! I know you're not my ex, Sallyacious, because her nickname was cyclops.

I thought this was the post about the Rude Tubers, but somehow when I clicked comments, I got switched to another post, like magic, but I'm not a magician!

i did not double post!

OK, is anyone else gettin scared?

They should lock this guy up with that woman who called 911 with a fake burglary so she could meet that "really cute cop." Sounds like these two were made for each other. Or at least shouldn't be allowed access to anyone else...

Be Afraid Ticky, Be Very Afraid!

TCK, I would blame it on dormal warming and bad pick up tactics..

TCK, are we getting scared of your double posting? It doesn't bother me, but if you triple post, then that may be a problem! Good thing your on the other side of the planet, because if you was next door, I'll scream!

bad reporting. they don't tell us if it worked. did he meet anyone?

Maybe he was desperate! So he lit the couch on fire in hope that some girl would run out to him and say "Our couch is on fire!", then he would say "yeah, how did that happen?", so she would say "I don't know, but you're kinda cute!", so he would say "Thanks! You look beautiful with that blaze raging behind your head!", so she would say "Where have you been all my life?", so he would say "lighting couches on fire!", then she gives him a beaver face!

i did not triple post!

Agh!

TCK, you're not gonna light a couch on fire tonight, are you?

OK, who's pretendin to be me?

Imagine (if he did get a date from this) meeting her parents for the first time. "So, how did you meet my daughter?"

If her dad's a guy, I think there's a 50/50 chance he's say "Cool! Wanna light another couch on fire?"

Sure. Brilliant. That's just what I look for in a guy; someone who sets my furniture on fire. Think his parole officer would give me his phone number? Score!

"if" her dad's a guy?

Toto, I think you need a nap, or a time out.
You are out of control. :)

How could anyone pretend to be you? Didn't you just tell us you are unique?

Betsi--as opposed to some dads (I'm picturing the overprotective father in a business suit even on a Saturday who believes his daughter would never do anything like drink from a beer bong) who would immediately kick him out of the house.

genetic mix warning --- the firestarter and 9-1-1 idiot (woman who called 9-1-1 so they'd send the "cute cop" back to her home) can NEVER be allowed to breed.

Why didn't he just pull the fire alarm? Or is that not good enough for the kids these days?

He didn't really want to meet girls. He just wanted to see what they wore to bed, and if they had any visitors....and if so, how many...

So, was he suspended or are they just shipping the bills to lock up?

Needless to say, there were lots of "hot" chicks

Come on Baby Light my (couch on) fire....try to set the night (sofa) on fire....

Chaz..To the top of the charts with a bullet.

Nice parody!

Cool, dude.

Annie:
Because pulling the fire-alarm without an actual fire is illegal. Duh.

Will...Are you really Clarence Darrow?

I think he's just shy...(a few brain cells).

VGB

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