ATTENTION, NY GIANTS FANS
Here is the opportunity of a lifetime.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
UPDATE: And here is a very special item for clinically insane people Red Sox fans (thanks to Andrew Hoenig).
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Ooops. The giant raspberry was directed at The Snorkelling Coward (WBAGNFARB?).
And mmmmmm. Chocklit pudding. Wow... it gets into some .. interesting places, doesn't it?
Posted by: Ms Scarlet | January 17, 2008 at 11:19 PM
Damnyankee, you fee your hands?? Gawd, you lawyers you, always trying to charge everyone and everything for your time! Sheesh! And I don't even WANT to know what you're charging them for.
And tee hee, double you said "posting"!!
And where's mah PICKLE!!
?
Posted by: Dragon | January 17, 2008 at 11:28 PM
Betcha the hamster took it.
Posted by: leaf | January 18, 2008 at 10:06 AM
OFF TOPIC ANNOUNCEMENT
i looooove you guys!
you may now resume your regularly scheduled
programminghilarity and/or pervinessocityPosted by: double you | January 18, 2008 at 11:26 AM
That was a consenting pickle.
Posted by: Spamster's Hamster | January 18, 2008 at 01:12 PM
The Consenting PICKLE! WBAGNF.......um....for....
...well, nothing really.
psssst....double you.....WE LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Posted by: Dragon | January 18, 2008 at 01:24 PM
*stops by for pickles and mustard*
Num.
Ooo! And pudding, while I'm here.
*forks, spoons*
Posted by: leaf, who dislikes spam, but very much enjoys pickles AND mustard and also Spammy McSpamster and her | January 19, 2008 at 10:47 PM
:)
Posted by: hamster, too | January 19, 2008 at 10:48 PM
*snork!*
Posted by: Dragon | January 20, 2008 at 03:23 AM
*takes mustard, leaves pickles*
Posted by: Ms Scarlet | January 21, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Oh. My. Gosh. My computer is dead. (May it Rest in Peace)
I've swiped my son's laptop for a few minutes. He is NOT happy. I've been forced to turn to the *gasp* television for entertainment. The kids are watching a cartoon. The show just said, "Nobody expects the Spinach Inquisition" I snorked so hard I choked.
Posted by: knee of ight | January 21, 2008 at 02:43 PM
Oh, Knee, NOOOOO!!!
(try saying that really fast; it's making me snork)
My computer had an update thingy today, and it took so long to restart that I feared it had died again, but *phew*, we're good (for now)
Hope you restore your online-ability soon.
maybe it was the hamster's fault?
Posted by: leaf | January 21, 2008 at 03:27 PM
Oh NOES!!
*plays dirge and bows head*
My computer (yes, the new one) is doing something weird after an update. I think it will be time for another trip to the Geek Squ@d folks soon.
*goes off to interrogate the hamster "Spinach Inquisition" style*
Posted by: Dragon | January 21, 2008 at 08:28 PM
*giggles*
*grins*
*guffaws*
(isn't that a funny word?)
double you, posting live from "snorks "R" us"(tmthingy)™
Posted by: double you | January 23, 2008 at 10:46 AM
*GOOSES!!*
Posted by: Dragon | January 23, 2008 at 05:09 PM
far be it from me to question an English prof, but i always thought the proper plural pronunciation was "geese"
Posted by: damnyankee | January 23, 2008 at 11:49 PM
*awaits FOOOOOOMAGE*
*snorks*
Posted by: double you | January 23, 2008 at 11:55 PM
foooooomage?
i actually prefer cleeeeavage, but.....
Posted by: damnyankee | January 23, 2008 at 11:58 PM
*flashes damnyankee*
oh, wait...
you wanted cleeeavage...
never mind!
Posted by: double you | January 24, 2008 at 12:01 AM
altho, i do have a really nice...
um, never mind, again
Posted by: double you | January 24, 2008 at 12:02 AM
well, i saw a little cleavage, just for a second there *snork*
wait, is it still cleavage if you can see the whole enchilada?
Posted by: damnyankee | January 24, 2008 at 12:03 AM
a little cleavage?!?
how rude
and now yer talkin enchiladas...
*mumbledanmnyankeesmumble*
Posted by: double you | January 24, 2008 at 12:06 AM
well sure, if yer gonna take my comments out of context *snork*
lets just say that by "a little cleavage" i meant a little glimpse of heaven :)
Posted by: damnyankee | January 24, 2008 at 12:10 AM
oh yeah, try to get yer ass outta trouble now, why don'tcha
*snork*
nice try, tho!
Posted by: double you | January 24, 2008 at 12:13 AM
hmmmmm
a little over the top, huh?
OK, how bout i meant to say: nice bazoomage cajun goddess :)
Posted by: damnyankee | January 24, 2008 at 12:15 AM
i'd really love to make a smartass comment right now, but i can't
cuz...
*SNOOOOOOOORK!*
*ahem*
i'll get ya later, tho ;p
Posted by: double you | January 24, 2008 at 12:22 AM
*wonders whether he should be worried or excited*
Posted by: damnyankee | January 24, 2008 at 12:25 AM
hmmmm...
which of those turn you on more?
*evil gator smile*
Posted by: double you | January 24, 2008 at 12:34 AM
oh, nuthin turns me on more than the evil gator smile
Posted by: damnyankee | January 24, 2008 at 12:35 AM
really?!?
i had no idea!
*totally innocent look*
Posted by: double you | January 24, 2008 at 12:40 AM
you know, i used to totally buy that totally innocent look, but im startin to get wise to your feminine tricks
but i gotta say, that totally innocent look is somewhat arousing *snork*
Posted by: damnyankee | January 24, 2008 at 12:50 AM
Oh, you kids are so damn cute when you're flashing bazoomage and talking about Mexican food.
*ssmooooooooch* (which initially came out as "*snoooooooch*, which I also like, so...)
*SNOOOOOOOOOCH!!!*
*totally non-innocent, wishin' we could have an evil gator meeting somewhere right about now look*
Posted by: leaf | January 24, 2008 at 10:27 AM
ooh, me too!!!
*snooches leaf, just cuz*
Posted by: double you | January 24, 2008 at 05:00 PM
*sneezes*
Bless me!
Posted by: leaf | January 24, 2008 at 05:41 PM
*snorks*
*snooches*
*snugs*
Posted by: Dragon | January 24, 2008 at 06:47 PM
it's cold here
i wanna snug, too!
*snugs*
Posted by: double you | January 24, 2008 at 09:19 PM
Cold? ...COLD??
It's, what....like in the 40's there or something?
IT WAS FOUR DEGREES HERE YESTERDAY!!
But that's okay. You can still snug.
*snugs double you*
Posted by: Dragon | January 25, 2008 at 07:31 PM
*misses tank tops*
(No, that's not a name. I just miss 'em.)
I also miss him, too. Y'all know who I mean.
*snooches, snugs and snickers, cause I'm also craving chocolate*
Posted by: leaf | January 26, 2008 at 09:55 AM
Mrs. Tank Tops would be a fun name, though, wouldn't it?
And we miss this person that you are missing also as well too. Though, I must confess...I miss someone else more.
Gotta work on my aim...!
Posted by: Dragon | January 26, 2008 at 11:44 AM
Don't talk about missing. :(
BTW, I also miss my puter; it's not salvageable.
And don't talk about cold. It was -9 here Thursday night. Without counting windchill. However it warmed UP to freezing today so it felt absolutely balmy. And yes, I'm absolutely balmy too.
*is skeered o gators*
Posted by: kne of ight | January 27, 2008 at 03:09 AM
ok, this is crazy
i was coming here to make one comment, said comment being "i'm cooking gator right now, who's coming over?"
but poor kne of is skeered o gators!
does this mean i have to set one less place at the table?!?
Posted by: double you | January 27, 2008 at 01:02 PM
Oooh, I've eaten your 'gator...I'll be right there!
*wonders if "eating your gator" is some pervie euphemism heretofore unbeknownst to dragons*
*realizes that if it wasn't then, it is now*
*is just fine with that*
And oooooh....knee of!! I'm sorry about your 'puter and your cold and your missing and..and.....
*SNUGS KNEE OF!!*
Posted by: Dragon | January 27, 2008 at 02:15 PM
also *snugs* knee of
*remembers that dragon did, in fact, eat her gator*
*as did bozo and leaf*
*grins*
Posted by: double you | January 27, 2008 at 05:32 PM
Two days... uh oh.
Maybe the gator ate us?
*gnashes teeth*
(you know, to skeer the gator long enough for knee of to come outta hiding)
Posted by: leaf | January 29, 2008 at 10:19 PM
*snugs everybuddy*
Yes, I'm still alive. Really.
*hands out Easter chocklits* Yes it's two months away, but the shops have them on sale already.
Posted by: Ms Scarlet | January 30, 2008 at 12:57 PM
*snugs everybuddy*
Yes, I'm still alive. Really.
*hands out Easter chocklits* Yes it's two months away, but the shops have them on sale already.
Posted by: Ms Scarlet | January 30, 2008 at 12:58 PM
Oo, double chocklits!
And...and....Easter is two months away?!?!??
*goes off to sob disconsolately in a corner*
Posted by: Dragon | January 30, 2008 at 01:02 PM
*loves her dragon sis a tissue*
Posted by: double you | January 31, 2008 at 11:39 AM
Tissue? TISSUE??
But I hardly even KNOW you!
*ducks*
Posted by: Dragon | January 31, 2008 at 06:53 PM
*hugs everybody*
'Cuz I'm thinking there's some of us who could use a hug this morning.
*sets halfway timer on the Halfway Hug-O-Matic 7600 (tm thingie)™ halfway between here and halfway to disperse hugs at regular intervals throughout the day*
Posted by: Dragon | February 01, 2008 at 01:28 PM
*is sad and lonely 'cuz apparently no one wants a dragon-hug....*
Posted by: Dragon | February 03, 2008 at 03:59 PM
Awww.... I DO! I DO!!!
*gratefully accepts dragon-hug*
*also hugs Dragon*
Posted by: leaf | February 03, 2008 at 09:21 PM
i wants hugs from dragon and leaf, too!
*hugs her sistahs, but not halfway*
*hugs them extra super tightly*
*SMOOOOOOOCH*
Posted by: double you | February 03, 2008 at 10:28 PM
*feels better*
Posted by: Dragon | February 05, 2008 at 07:17 PM
I want in on this hugging and snugging!
I had to buy a new puter, and it's giving me fits, too, but I made it back anyway. Just because there's no place like halfway.
Posted by: knee of ight | February 06, 2008 at 12:54 AM
{{{knee of}}}
{{{everybody}}}
Just 'cuz.
Posted by: leaf | February 06, 2008 at 02:16 PM
YAYYYY!!! for new computers!
YAYYYY!!! for hugs!!!
YAYYYY!!! for best friends not being abducted by aliens and disappearing forever!!
*ducks the leaf-boppage*
And, on a completely different note, I'm so absurdly happy right now I could pop. Zarg wants to take me to Florida over Easter to meet his parents (yeep!!), AND the two of us just opened a joint checking and savings account together.
Yup. Nothing says love and trust in a relationship quite like mingling your munnies. But, since he already has my heart and I his, we figured we may as well share everything else, too. I told him, "What's mine is yours," and he responded, "And the same here...definitely. Always."
"GREAT!!" I told him. "I'll take that bitchin' new gaming computer of yours!"
It was a tender moment.
Posted by: Dragon | February 06, 2008 at 06:35 PM
*is slack-jawed*
Holy... mother... of... carp!!
*pouts, cause, DAMMIT, I wanted Zarg's bitchin' new gaming computer!
Hee!
*tackles Dragon out of sheer sistahly happiness*
Posted by: leaf | February 07, 2008 at 03:22 PM
oooh, i wanna get in on this *tackling and groping*
thing!
oh...nobody mentioned *groping*?
oops...
*gropes* anyway
hehehe
Posted by: double you | February 07, 2008 at 08:21 PM
*tackles and gropes double you*
*yanks leaf into tackle-and-grope pile*
*is thinking that the guys are gonna be awfully sorry they missed this....*
Posted by: Dragon | February 08, 2008 at 12:47 AM
Coooowwwwaaaabbbuuuunnnggggaaaaa!
*runs and leaps into the tackle-n-grope pile*
*Grins* Hiya ladies. Looked like too much fun to miss!
Posted by: knee of ight | February 08, 2008 at 06:40 PM
*gropes pile of tackle*
*finds bait*
*is confused, and a little grossed out*
*yet snorking*
Posted by: leaf | February 08, 2008 at 10:48 PM
Ok...why are there worms in the grope pile, a fishhook in my thumb, and who the heck bunga-ed this cow???
Sheesh...you just can't take some people anywhere.
Posted by: Dragon | February 09, 2008 at 01:52 PM
Maybe you can't take some of us ANYwhere, but others of us can be taken EVERYwhere. Er... I mean... umm. *blushes* At least you can take me Halfway. *bats eyelashes*
Why are there worms in the grope pile? Oops, they must've come from the takillya.
*swallows that line hook, erm... line, and sinker*
*waits with baited breath*
Posted by: knee of ight | February 09, 2008 at 07:53 PM
Hmmm...there's something fishy going on here....
Posted by: Dragon | February 10, 2008 at 01:36 AM
i'll pass on the fish, but you can pass the tekillya!
Posted by: double you | February 10, 2008 at 08:04 PM
Ooooooh, boy. Double you's gonna get nekkid again.
*sets up Super-Secret Halfway Spycam AGAIN...since someone seems to keep stealing it*
Posted by: Dragon | February 10, 2008 at 10:36 PM
OK, as usual, i read the last 2 comments, and decided that was enuff
and what i got was tekillya, and double you gettin nekkid
if i get to pick my own personal heaven, that's what i want to be there :)
Posted by: damnyankee | February 10, 2008 at 11:39 PM
altho i read this comment right after it was posted, i was otherwise occupied...
*ahem*
*grins*
so i'll just say that if i have anything to say about it, that's what you'll get ;)
Posted by: double you | February 11, 2008 at 05:26 PM
test?
Posted by: knee of ight | February 14, 2008 at 11:41 PM
A++!!
Posted by: Ms Scarlet | February 15, 2008 at 01:55 AM
Noooooooo! Don't wanna take a test!!
...oh. Um. Nevermind.
Posted by: Dragon | February 15, 2008 at 01:55 AM
Oooh, a sistah simul!
*smooches the Dragon*
Posted by: Ms Scarlet | February 15, 2008 at 01:57 AM
So, I know that I haven't been here much, but I haven't been to the kilt at all since I left. I know that some of you haven't either, though it doesn't bother me that others do (not sure why it would - but I know the idea was out there that it did). The recent e-mails do make me wonder if I can do that again.
Thoughts? Am I just so removed chronologically from the issues that I am forgetting how upset I was? Or is it all water under the bridge? Not that I have much time for either place, anyway.
Posted by: Bozo | February 20, 2008 at 11:25 AM