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July 31, 2006

ATTENTION, NY GIANTS FANS

Here is the opportunity of a lifetime.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

UPDATE: And here is a very special item for clinically insane people Red Sox fans (thanks to Andrew Hoenig).

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2006 at 10:25 PM | Permalink

Comments

We do NOT drink. Sumos believe it demeans their lifestyle. At halftime, we will get a soda to share, but never alcohol.

that leaves most of us out

Posted by: Siouxie | 10:33 PM on July 31, 2006

Ummmm... I think I'll pass...

Posted by: djtonyb | 10:33 PM on July 31, 2006

first again!!!

Posted by: Siouxie | 10:33 PM on July 31, 2006

There is no Pixar film called "Ants"

Posted by: aarif | 10:44 PM on July 31, 2006

aarif - most people don't know that.
Sweaty, smelly, sharing warm cola, the previous wearer had an oozing skin problem........*shudders*

Posted by: thisbearbites | 10:55 PM on July 31, 2006

As for the update - No low-flows allowed!

Posted by: thisbearbites | 10:58 PM on July 31, 2006

Let's see ... 1986 ... that was pre-Big Papi.

Whew!!!

Posted by: Cheryl | 07:22 AM on August 1, 2006

I'll consider the world a far better place if we could put the initial item into the update item, and get rid of both.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 07:26 AM on August 1, 2006

I can't believe this. A great offer...and Punkin is on vacation!

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | 07:29 AM on August 1, 2006

Meanie ... do I smell a Jets fan? (Not literally ...)

Posted by: Cheryl | 08:11 AM on August 1, 2006

Nah, Cheryl, I put a lot of deodorant on today because of the heat (not because of The Heat).

Actually, I'm more Giants fan than Jets, but I'll root for both unless they're playing each other. Same way with Yanks and Mets.

While I love sports, I do happen to think that the sumo nuts are, well, just that. And to offer a locker room toilet for auction speaks to a fundamental psychosis that needs some looking into analysis treatment.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 08:21 AM on August 1, 2006

how big was GI that he got two letters and the other sonly have one each?

Posted by: Chaz | 08:31 AM on August 1, 2006

Jeff - I'm baaaaaack!

We New Englanders were aware of this "once in a lifetime" offer last week....my bid is in...

I think it will make a lovely planter.

Posted by: Punkin Poo | 08:32 AM on August 1, 2006

No alcohol? No, thanks.

Posted by: Suzy Q | 09:41 AM on August 1, 2006

"3) We do NOT drink. Sumos believe it demeans their lifestyle. At halftime, we will get a soda to share, but never alcohol"

You're telling me I'm supposed to walk around in a fat suit sober??? That is just crazy.

Posted by: 24-aholic | 10:03 AM on August 1, 2006

And a big ewwwwww to the update

Posted by: 24-aholic | 10:55 AM on August 1, 2006

lemme guess here -- the football fan is a single guy, right? and the red sox suck. but i'm a met fan.

Posted by: queensbee | 11:09 AM on August 1, 2006

They won't drink, because that demeans Sumos, but standing around a football game in a fatsuit with the letters "GI" painted on it is respectful to the Sumo lifestyle?

Posted by: will | 11:22 AM on August 1, 2006

OK...I am in Louisiana, so am not a Giants fans.
No drinking?
A fat sweaty suit?
I pass.

Posted by: billinbossier | 12:51 PM on August 1, 2006

It looks like the first link was removed. Anyone want to fill in a latecomer on what the story was?

Posted by: Kev | 06:00 PM on August 1, 2006

Someone did. Here.

Posted by: idfx | 06:29 AM on August 3, 2006

I hereby claim this thread in the name of clown freedom.

Posted by: bozo | 11:37 PM on August 5, 2007

Woo hoo! Free the clowns!!!

Posted by: leaf | 11:41 PM on August 5, 2007

How 'bout dragons. Need a dragon hereabouts??

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:04 AM on August 6, 2007

or southerngals who like craWfish and okra and such?

Posted by: southerngirl | 12:19 AM on August 6, 2007

Oops, somebunny doesn't get it yet!

Posted by: bozo | 12:42 AM on August 6, 2007

Can I *FOOM* her?

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:58 AM on August 6, 2007

She enjoys it too much.

Posted by: bozo | 12:59 AM on August 6, 2007

Well, good morning, friends! What a pleasure meeting you all here in the land of clinically insane people loving friends.

Is it too early for monkeys?

*morning smooches all around*

Posted by: leaf | 08:03 AM on August 6, 2007

um, i think she gets it now

Posted by: double you | 08:36 AM on August 6, 2007

mmmm...coffee...guess if can't go back to bed, that'll have to do. :)

Posted by: double you | 08:39 AM on August 6, 2007

*SNORK* @ "double you"

Posted by: leaf | 10:13 AM on August 6, 2007

i had to establish that right from the start, so nobody can say there aren't any available. ;)

Posted by: double you | 12:02 PM on August 6, 2007

But, double you... why?

Posted by: Y | 12:21 PM on August 6, 2007

Zee....now zat's a zilly question....!

*SMOOOOOCH!!*

Hello my friends!!

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:32 PM on August 6, 2007

so certain damnyankees can pronounce craWfish correctly, for a change ;p

hello, dragon sistah! :)

Posted by: southerngirl | 12:43 PM on August 6, 2007

Oops. She still doesn't get it.

*FOOOOOOM!*

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:45 PM on August 6, 2007

she does too get it, but her internet is being screwy and remembered her wrong even when she had the correct box checked and now she's gotten FOOMED and...and...

*SOBS*

Posted by: double you | 12:55 PM on August 6, 2007

i think somebody needs a gumball.

Posted by: anonymous person | 12:57 PM on August 6, 2007

*chews on a gumball*

*tries another *FOOOOOOOM!!*

*accidentally blows a HYYOOOOOOOOOOOGE bubble instead and floats happily around the "Room of Requirement" we found in our hour of need*

*wonders as she does if there's anyone here who hasn't read the Harry Potter books and will have NO idea what that means*

POP!

........Ooooops.....

*falls on her dragon-fanny with sticky bubble-gum all over her face*

Posted by: The Dragon | 01:11 PM on August 6, 2007

*imagines a dragon-bubble floating around the room*

*snorks*

*hears a thud as the bubble bursts*

*wonders if the dragon needs a hand*

*applauds*

*grabs a handful of gumballs and makes a hasty retreat*

Posted by: double you | 01:20 PM on August 6, 2007

*chases after gumball thief*

*slips on gumballs and flails arms wildly around while trying to regain balance*

*fails utterly*

Posted by: The Dragon | 03:08 PM on August 6, 2007

*enjoys the show*

*is grateful for Dentyne*

Posted by: leaf | 03:31 PM on August 6, 2007

*hears another thud*

*curiously wanders in*

*trips over the dragon and falls on her ass*

*sends a *stern look* to leaf*

we can hear you laughin, you know

Posted by: double you | 04:19 PM on August 6, 2007

*snicker*

The doofi sistahs, together again!

Posted by: The Dragon | 05:32 PM on August 6, 2007

hey, who you callin a doofi, sistah? ;p

Posted by: double you | 06:47 PM on August 6, 2007

Um... all of us?

*grins*

Posted by: leaf | 07:17 PM on August 6, 2007

Yah! And I think I just invented a new cookie for us......

The Snickerdoofus!!!

Posted by: The Dragon | 07:26 PM on August 6, 2007

snack time!!!

so leaf, have you noticed, since the dragon has spent some time at home with her family, how much her wisconsin is showin?

NTTAWWT, y'all ;)

Posted by: double you | 09:24 PM on August 6, 2007

*peeks head around corner*

*sees lights and peoples*

*scurries back into the shadows*

Posted by: The Scarlet Manuka | 09:44 PM on August 6, 2007

HEEEEEE!

The international contingent has checked in!

*sets out Pineapple Lumps and Peanut Slabs, hoping to coax out the elusive NZ Manuka*

Posted by: The Dragon | 09:51 PM on August 6, 2007

*reaches into the shadows and drags the manuka into the lights*

yer stuck here now, young lady!

Posted by: double you | 09:59 PM on August 6, 2007

*grabs Peanut Slabs and settles in the corner*

Okay, I'm here.. but I can't stay :(

*breaks open a bottle of NZ sauv blanc*

Anyone want to share?

Posted by: The Scarlet Manuka | 10:07 PM on August 6, 2007

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

.....*ahem*...

I mean, Yes please.

*holds out glass*

Posted by: The Dragon | 10:09 PM on August 6, 2007

*pours*

oops.. that's not too much, is it?

*does a little dance*

Posted by: The Scarlet Manuka | 10:29 PM on August 6, 2007

Too much wine??

.....IS there such a thing??

Posted by: The Dragon | 10:35 PM on August 6, 2007

*prepares super stealth spy cam*

*records the dance of the elusive manuka, for posterity (not posterior)*

but i don't like wine...any beer around here?

Posted by: double you | 10:39 PM on August 6, 2007

Well, duh. Halfway has everything a sistah needs.

*tosses s-girl a Bud Ice*

Posted by: The Dragon | 11:05 PM on August 6, 2007

yay...thanks!

*takes a big ol chug*

*burps*

oh, um...sorry...

Posted by: double you | 11:12 PM on August 6, 2007

HOLY CRAP! We have pineapple lumps??

I really, really like it here.

*purrs*

Posted by: leaf | 11:15 PM on August 6, 2007

ok, will somebody please enlighten me, as far as pineapple lumps are concerned?

Posted by: double you | 11:33 PM on August 6, 2007

I have never actually tasted them, but I have heard our lil' Scarlet Manuka speak of pineapple lumps before, and now I must have some.

If I can try okra and crayfish crawfish and limey octopus and survive, I'm sure as heck not going to miss out on pineapple lumps.

*celebrates diversity food diverse food*

Posted by: leaf | 12:07 AM on August 7, 2007

I have tasted them. And they are NUMMY!!!

Mmmmmmmmm.....Pineapple Lumps.........

*Homer droooool*

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:21 AM on August 7, 2007

would these help?

Posted by: double you | 10:01 AM on August 7, 2007

craYfish!

just sayin

Posted by: damnyankee | 12:19 PM on August 7, 2007

whoo hoo!

now we've got some testosterone around here! ;)

but...

so certain damnyankees can pronounce craWfish correctly, for a change ;p

did you miss this part?!?

Posted by: double you | 12:35 PM on August 7, 2007

*SNORK!*

Nice to see that some things never change...

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:41 PM on August 7, 2007

nobody wants to disappoint the dragon :)

Posted by: double you | 01:01 PM on August 7, 2007

Aw!

*offers double you a dragon-napkin for her Pineapple Lumps*

Posted by: The Dragon | 01:14 PM on August 7, 2007

as a matter of fact, i did not miss that part

but you didn't actually expect i'd just go along with it, didja??

Posted by: damnyankee | 02:11 PM on August 7, 2007

*sigh*

no, i didn't

just thought maybe for once you'd be feelin a little non-contrary ;p

Posted by: double you | 02:21 PM on August 7, 2007

GAH!!

Gawd, I HOPE not! What fun would that be??

:p

Posted by: The Dragon | 02:32 PM on August 7, 2007

this is true!

Posted by: double you | 02:37 PM on August 7, 2007

Who's this non-contrary? And why -- in the name of all that is good and W -- would the damn yankee want to be feeling her?

Posted by: leaf | 03:28 PM on August 7, 2007

And why -- in the name of all that is good and W

*SNORK*

and non-contrary is super secret code for...um, never mind...it's a secret ;)

Posted by: double you | 03:33 PM on August 7, 2007

the damnyankee never feels non-contrary

wouldnt be right

Posted by: damnyankee | 03:46 PM on August 7, 2007

Huh. Well, maybe it would be fun after all!

Posted by: The Dragon | 03:48 PM on August 7, 2007

all of us are a little bit of contrary and a whole lot of smartassedness

it's part of our charm!

Posted by: double you | 03:52 PM on August 7, 2007

cept for bozo...he's never a smartass, right, leaf?

HAR!

Posted by: double you | 03:53 PM on August 7, 2007

*chokes*

*coughs*

*FFOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!*

Yeep!!

*dumps ice bucket over double you's head to put out the flames*

Sorry 'bout that, sistah!

Posted by: The Dragon | 04:08 PM on August 7, 2007

sheesh, we've only just gotten here, and you've already *FFOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMED!!!!!!* me twice!

but actually, considerin the heat over here, that ice didn't feel all that bad!

Posted by: double you | 05:00 PM on August 7, 2007

a more-than-slightly singed double you....

now that's somethin you dont see every day

Posted by: damnyankee | 05:03 PM on August 7, 2007

*looks sheepish*

The second one was an accident...I swear!

Posted by: The Dragon | 05:07 PM on August 7, 2007

a dragon lookin sheepish....

now that's somethin you dont see every day

Posted by: damnyankee | 05:10 PM on August 7, 2007

well, when you get *FFOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMED!!!!!!* singed!

Posted by: southerngirl | 05:24 PM on August 7, 2007

dammit, i did not check that box!!!

and i meant to say "you tend to get" singed

Posted by: double you | 05:26 PM on August 7, 2007

actually, i did say it, but the bot or somethin ate that part.

*hurries off before she gets FFFOOOOOMED again*

*tosses the dragon another gumball, as a precautionary measure*

Posted by: double you | 05:28 PM on August 7, 2007

A damnyankee lookin confused...

now that's somethin you don't.....

...oh, wait. Nevermind. :p

*munches happily on gumball*

Posted by: The Dragon | 05:39 PM on August 7, 2007

Hm, we got sheep, we got a singed non-yankee-type person, we got a flaming dragon... dinner's ready!!!

Posted by: leaf | 05:44 PM on August 7, 2007

Aw, crap... leaves burn at very low temperatures, don't th...AIIIIIEEEEE!!!

Posted by: leaf | 05:46 PM on August 7, 2007

well, as long as i only look confused.....

Posted by: damnyankee | 05:48 PM on August 7, 2007

*snorks* at all of you crazy kids

Posted by: double you | 06:36 PM on August 7, 2007

OK, im gonna go see what i can do about gettin confused for real :)

later gators

Posted by: damnyankee | 06:55 PM on August 7, 2007

Hey, did someone call the fire department? They're outside looking for a way to get in here....

*climbs up and removes battery from blaring smoke detector*

K. That's better. Hey all, this really great lady with a small pyro problem (but who am I to complain that she's so hot?)told me I should stop by if I get a chance...

I didn't get a chance really, but I snuck by on my way to some more werk type stuff.

Damn, the smoky smell in here puts me in the mood for bacon....Mmmm, maybe I can get out to get a BLT with PICKLE! for lunch.

*ducks out trying to not be seen*

Posted by: Zarg | 07:26 PM on August 7, 2007

*sees*

*grabs!*

*smoooOOOOOooooches*

And I promise not to laugh at your PICKLE! this time. :p

Posted by: The Dragon | 07:32 PM on August 7, 2007

...Even if you eat it with a SPORK!

:p

Posted by: The Dragon | 08:54 PM on August 7, 2007

*also sees, grabs, and smooches zarg*

it was a "welcome, glad yer here" kinda *grab and smooch*, so don't freak out or anything, 'kay? ;p

and um, zarg?

you wouldn't be callin it a "small pyro problem"
if you were the one bein *FFOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMED!!!!!!* all the danged time!

*loves the dragon a gumball, just in case*

Posted by: double you | 09:20 PM on August 7, 2007

*hangs head in shame*

Hi. I'm a dragon, and I have a *FOOOOM* problem.

Posted by: The Dragon | 09:32 PM on August 7, 2007

*speaking in somber tone*

Hello, Dragon.

Posted by: *FOOOOM*ics Anonymous | 09:42 PM on August 7, 2007

(and I actually suspect he rather likes being *FOOOOOMED!!!!*....just sayin'!)

Posted by: The Dragon | 10:24 PM on August 7, 2007

then save your *FOOMING* for him, will ya? :p

*smooch*

Posted by: double you | 11:13 PM on August 7, 2007

Okay, okay...I'm sorry already!

Sheesh.

(*note to self.....double yous are very sensitive to being *FOOOOOOMED!!!!**)

Posted by: The Dragon | 11:18 PM on August 7, 2007

(*second note to self...double you's "oh crap, here we go" comment on the limerick thread made me laugh and laugh and laugh!!*)

:)

Posted by: The Dragon | 11:27 PM on August 7, 2007

um...

*bows head in shame*

i actually stole that from you heard that somewhere before...;p

and i happen to like gettin FOOOOOMED, when said FOOOOMING is comin from my bestest dragon sistah/friend

just sayin

*attempts to FOOOOOOM the dragon*

*fails miserably*

*decides to offer her a peace offering instead, in the form of craWfish*

*ducks and runs*

Posted by: double you | 12:12 AM on August 8, 2007

*SNORK!!*

*FFOOOOOOOOOOOMING!!!* the dragon has to be a euphemism for something!

Oooo! Thanks for the peace offering!!

*munches!!*

........BLARG!!

...FYI...craWfish and bubble gum do NOT go well together.

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:31 AM on August 8, 2007

well, yer supposed to spit the gum out first, silly!

and yes, *FFOOOOOOOOOOOMING!!!* the dragon would make an excellent euphemism, but for what, i'm not sure ;)

Posted by: double you | 10:43 AM on August 8, 2007

D'oh!

I knew there was something I was forgetting.

And whatever *FOOOMING* the dragon is a euphemism for (yes, I ended that clause in a preposition, but I can do that because I'm a professional language/writer person), it must be something pervie!

Posted by: The Dragon | 02:55 PM on August 8, 2007

d'oh!

course it's somethin pervy...why'd ya think i suggested you do it to zarg?

;)

Posted by: double you | 11:48 PM on August 8, 2007

Oooooohhhhhh......

*blush!*

Posted by: The Dragon | 01:38 AM on August 9, 2007

pssst, our dragon's a doofus

*smooch*

Posted by: leaf | 07:36 AM on August 9, 2007

i thought it had already been established that all three of us are ;)

Posted by: double you | 10:26 AM on August 9, 2007

*peers in* Is it safe?

*dons fire hat and arms self with gumballs*

I wanna be a doofi too!

Posted by: knee o'fight | 11:29 AM on August 9, 2007

knee o'!

of course you're a doofi, too :)

and i think it's safe...no sign of FOOMAGE today, so far...

Posted by: double you | 11:59 AM on August 9, 2007

Well, Zarg's not around, so....OH! You mean regular FOOOMAGE!

*blushes again*

*hands out "DOOFI OF THE WORLD, UNITE!" buttons to all Halfway denizens*

*smooches knee 'o*

So very glad to see you here, sistah! Let's celebrate!

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:36 PM on August 9, 2007

a doofi party?

Posted by: double you | 01:04 PM on August 9, 2007

Nothing to say, but felt the need to check in. Glad to see the margarita machine isn't totally empty.
Will try to get back later, maybe even be funny. Love you all (just not often enough).

Posted by: bozo | 02:21 PM on August 9, 2007

*grabs DOOFI button*

*joins party* (fur real, this time..)

Except that the real world calls.. so I will party tonight instead.

Posted by: The Scarlet Manuka | 02:30 PM on August 9, 2007

{{BOZO!!}}

You don't have to be funny. Just yerself. And we'll keep the margarita machine ready for you.

{{MANUKA!!))

Good to see you back, sistah! We'll keep the party warm for you.

Posted by: The Dragon | 02:44 PM on August 9, 2007

(And no, I did NOT mean to imply that being "yerself" was not being "funny"! Sheesh. I think leaf has the brain today....!)

Posted by: The Dragon | 02:45 PM on August 9, 2007

She has my heart, so I guess she might as well keep track of the rest of the, erm... vital organs.

Posted by: bozo | 02:59 PM on August 9, 2007

{{{bozo}}}

*looks around for brain*

nope, i don't have it either!

Posted by: double you | 03:02 PM on August 9, 2007

Well, Manuka told me that SHE didn't have it, so.....here's hopin' that leaf's putting it to good use!

*breaks out the ice and rum*

....'cuz you don't really need a brain to enjoy a margarita!

Posted by: The Dragon | 03:04 PM on August 9, 2007

I usually don't even need rum to enjoy a good margarita.

Posted by: bozo | 03:17 PM on August 9, 2007

altho, it might not hurt, at this point

Posted by: bozo | 03:18 PM on August 9, 2007

Halfway margaritas won't hurt you. They're magic, you know.

One sip and a dream comes true.
Two sips and your latent superpower kicks in.
Three sips feels like your true love's kiss.
And four sips......? I'll let you tell me, since it's different for everyone! :)

Posted by: The Dragon | 03:33 PM on August 9, 2007

oooh...i want a halfway margarita, too :)

Posted by: double you | 04:09 PM on August 9, 2007

*makes Halfway margaritas for the entire gang*

(*slips just a leeeeeeetle tekillya into Zarg's margarita*)

*wide-eyed, innocent look*

Posted by: The Dragon | 04:15 PM on August 9, 2007

*realizes belatedly that margaritas are MADE with tekillya and not rum*

.....EVEN BETTER!!! :)

Posted by: The Dragon | 04:16 PM on August 9, 2007

Well...leaf did mention that I was a doofus......!

Posted by: The Dragon | 04:28 PM on August 9, 2007

i was wondering why you hadn't mentioned anything about clothes fallin off

*snork*

Posted by: double you | 05:10 PM on August 9, 2007

clothes fallin off?

*wonders if he should heinz*

*decides to just stick with what he knows, i.e. clothes fallin off*

Posted by: damnyankee | 08:37 PM on August 9, 2007

Here, damnyankee...have one of my super-special-secret-ingredient margaritas.

And tell me what happens when you get to the fourth sip.

:)

Posted by: The Dragon | 08:45 PM on August 9, 2007

*sips*

hey, that's pretty damn good :)

*sips again*

hey! wait a minute! are you tryin to get me outa my clothes?

*takes another sip*

cuz if that's what yer after....

*sips again*

...what was i sayin now?

and what happened to my clothes?

Posted by: damnyankee | 08:48 PM on August 9, 2007

OK, maybe i wasnt wearin clothes when i got here....

anyway, after that 4th sip, i saw Jesus, sittin right over there, grinnin like he always does when he decides to drop in for a little visit

and he said: hey bud :) how they hangin? pour me a shot a that, would ya?

and then we talked, like we do sometimes

Posted by: damnyankee | 09:00 PM on August 9, 2007

...and he told me somethin bout dragons....

*snork*

but it's a secret

Posted by: damnyankee | 09:03 PM on August 9, 2007

um, since yer nekkid, we all know how it's hangin...

just sayin

Posted by: double you | 09:11 PM on August 9, 2007

.....YEEP!!

LIES! ALL LIES, I tell ya! Don't believe a word of it.

Everyone knows that dragons have no secrets. So...you can tell me what he said. Really. Not that it's true, oh no! But you can tell me.

'Cuz it's not true.

Really.

(Unless it's a good-kinda secret....then it might be true, but I can't be sure until you tell me what it is.)

Posted by: The Dragon | 09:24 PM on August 9, 2007

yeah, i wanna know the secret, too

and i gotta wonder...if yer seein and talkin to jesus, are ya sure it's not JD in that margarita? ;)

Posted by: double you | 09:27 PM on August 9, 2007

Duh, double you...! He just said it was JC.

Gawd.

Posted by: The Dragon | 09:33 PM on August 9, 2007

duh double you?

why are you stuttering? ;p

and um, no...he said he was talkin to jesus

sorry...inside joke ;)

Posted by: double you | 09:45 PM on August 9, 2007

oh!!!!

i fergot to tell ya, dragon sis...

this mornin i was drinkin my coffee in my favorite coffee mug, and i thought of you

it's a busch gardens mug i got years ago, and i guess i've noticed it before, but this mornin it just 'clicked'

it's got a dragon on it!!!

so i thought of my favorite dragon :)

*smooch*

Posted by: double you | 09:47 PM on August 9, 2007

Yah, I figured that....but I was being punny.

And *SNORK!*

Posted by: The Dragon | 09:48 PM on August 9, 2007

Aw!

I love it that people think of me when they see dragons. That makes me happy.

And I think I'll have one 'o them-thar margarita thingies myself.

*sips.......*

Posted by: The Dragon | 09:50 PM on August 9, 2007

OK, for a hot chick i'll break a second in a heartbeat...

with one exception

if Jesus tells ya a secret, well....

but it was a very good secret :)

Posted by: damnyankee | 10:01 PM on August 9, 2007

ok, this might not work, (i know it works on the msg bds) so just ignore it if it doesn't...

test

Posted by: double you | 10:04 PM on August 9, 2007

second?

secret

*sigh*

nother shot anyone?

Posted by: damnyankee | 10:04 PM on August 9, 2007

nope, didn't work

dammit

Posted by: double you | 10:05 PM on August 9, 2007

after a damnyankee simul sammich, yeah...i think i'll have another shot :)

Posted by: double you | 10:06 PM on August 9, 2007

me too

tho i prolly shouldnt, cuz Jesus is still here...

oh wait, he says he'll have one too, so long as it's JD :)

Posted by: damnyankee | 10:08 PM on August 9, 2007

*covers everyone else's eyes, cuz here's another secret*

psst...dragon bud...the more i think about what we talked about last nite (nite before?) the more i like the idea ;)

Posted by: double you | 10:09 PM on August 9, 2007

so what works on the message board that dont work here?

(you dint really think id just igone it, didja?)

Posted by: damnyankee | 10:09 PM on August 9, 2007

another sammich...and just missed the simul ;p

Posted by: double you | 10:10 PM on August 9, 2007

Ha. I don't even believe you know a secret. No, I do not. This is me, doubting you at your word. Nope, don't believe it for oooooone second.

Big fibber.

:p

Posted by: The Dragon | 10:10 PM on August 9, 2007

damn!

(NBD...i was tryin to make the print small, rather than use italics)

but you still don't know our secret, so neener :)

Posted by: double you | 10:11 PM on August 9, 2007

a dragon simul ain't half bad tho

*grins*

Posted by: double you | 10:12 PM on August 9, 2007

you dont believe Jesus told me a secret bout dragons?

im talkin bout the Jesus ya know - not some dude named hey-suess

nah, the Big Guy's Son

he knows all, sees all

even dragons

*tries to ignore all this talk about some other secret, even tho he'd really, really like to know what it is*

Posted by: damnyankee | 10:17 PM on August 9, 2007

hey-suess?

*SNOOOOORK*

and maybe i'll tell ya the secret...what's it worth to ya?

oh, and ya gotta be really nice to me ;)

Posted by: double you | 10:20 PM on August 9, 2007

Nope. Still don't believe you.

You want me to believe you? You gotta prove it, bud. See...I'm not much on this whole "faith" thingie.....I like empirical evidence to back up claims.

So. Still a big fibber. Neener!

:p

psssst....double you....I like the idea, too! And then, we'll share MORE than just a brain!

Posted by: The Dragon | 10:21 PM on August 9, 2007

*wonders if she should be headin for the underneath of her bed right about now*

*sees another lightning flash*

EEEEEKKKK!

Posted by: double you | 10:22 PM on August 9, 2007

oh, boy...

now i know he wants to know the secret!

Posted by: double you | 10:23 PM on August 9, 2007

Funny...my friends have told me before that they wouldn't want to walk with me in a lightning storm.

Wonder why....?

Posted by: The Dragon | 10:23 PM on August 9, 2007

Tell him you'll give him the secret only if he spills the dragon secret, double you!

Posted by: The Dragon | 10:27 PM on August 9, 2007

sigh*

i aint talkin about faith

im talkin about my own personal hallucinations

i thought we were freinds - like, if i see the hippy-lookin sandal-wearin Son of God sittin right over there, givin me wisdom and guidance, and sharin my fifth of JD, well it seems like my freidns should just bleive me that he's there, even if he did tell me somethin really, really good bout dragons, and then swore me to secrecy

that aint faith - that's you wonderin if im frickin serious and in need of hospitilization, or me makin all this up :)

Posted by: damnyankee | 10:27 PM on August 9, 2007

hmmmm...no clue!

*places hands on hips and glares at damnyankee*

ok, who emptied out the fridge under here?!?

*mumblemumblegoodthingialwayscarryanextracoolerwhereverigomumblemumble*

Posted by: double you | 10:28 PM on August 9, 2007

O/T serious question...

anybody have any idea why that stretched the margins like that? that's happened to me a couple times over the last couple days.

back OT

hey, damnyankee's nekkid!

Posted by: double you | 10:30 PM on August 9, 2007

OK, i clearly remeber it bein the job of a certain cajun goddess to keep the fridge full....

Posted by: damnyankee | 10:30 PM on August 9, 2007

btw, the 'no clue' comment was directed to the dragon, cuz the damnyankee wasn't there when i stretched the margins

Posted by: double you | 10:31 PM on August 9, 2007

hey! that's a rather chauvinistic remark to make, whilst enjoyin (um, you did enjoy it, right?) a simul!

*loves damnyankee a beer*

*just cuz he's so damn cute and i can't stay mad at him*

Posted by: double you | 10:33 PM on August 9, 2007

Of course we're friends!! You being a big fibber doesn't change that at all!

And you need to put a space in there somewhere for the text to wrap around, double you...otherwise it just goes off the margins.

Damnyankee's nekkid? Damn. He musta drunk Zarg's margarita.

Posted by: The Dragon | 10:34 PM on August 9, 2007

does this mean we won't get to see a nekkid zarg?

;p

Posted by: double you | 10:38 PM on August 9, 2007

Well...since Zarg is still working and all, I'm guessing not.

....But I can always make him another "special" margarita later! ;p

Posted by: The Dragon | 10:43 PM on August 9, 2007

hehehe

*readies knee o'fight's "spy-cam"*

Posted by: double you | 10:58 PM on August 9, 2007

*stops in for a doofi button and a margarita with rum and/or tekillya and chocolate and gumdrops and coffee (nope, too late fer coffee) but mostly to tell you all, once again, that I'm so very happy to have this place*

And the new names are just crrrracking me up.

"knee o' fight"

*snork*

*hugs and snuggles up with Bozo, because my heart belongs to him*

*drops off brain and sundry organs for whomever can make good use of them this week*

Posted by: leaf | 12:02 AM on August 10, 2007

*loves leaf a "four-sip margarita"*

*then, just loves leaf*

*in the Platonic, sistahly-way, you pervs*

*smooch*

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:10 AM on August 10, 2007

Aw!

*hugs the dragon and loves her too*

*hopes to soon hear about the special southern sistah secret*

G'night!

Posted by: leaf | 12:14 AM on August 10, 2007

*grabs rum and makes some killer daiquiris*

I think we need something like that. Or it could just be me. Either way...

Posted by: The Scarlet Manuka | 03:10 AM on August 10, 2007

I should probably not wander halfway into Halfway when I'm more than halfway intoxicated. Just 'cause I'm halfway finished with my beverage.

Question: does that make me half baked (no, not quite the same thing) half @ssed, (nope, got enough of that to be @ssed and a half and then some) half priced? (heck no, I'm no blue light special) half nelson (um, full nelson, I'd reckon) half empty, half pint, half noted, half lifed?

*Belatedly realizes that she's more than halfway, and falls over halfway into the room*

Posted by: knee o'fight | 05:45 AM on August 10, 2007

Oops....knee 'o's at half-mast.

*pours some half-and-half*

I know you're no halfling (it's their favorite drink, you know) but....half some of this!

*ducks*

Posted by: The Dragon | 07:23 AM on August 10, 2007

*gooses*

still half asleep here, and i half to take a shower

*realizes that her half-assed attempt to be at least somewhat witty halfs failed*

*wonders if anybody else finds that halfs is a funny sounding word, when said repeatedly*

ok, no towel-stealing you guys, cuz if i get out the shower, and it's missing, i'll half to look for the culprit here

that, and i'll half to be more than just pantsless today, and i'm afraid knee-o *snork* may half found where the spy-cam is hidden

Posted by: double you | 08:25 AM on August 10, 2007

DAMMIT!!!

Posted by: double you | 08:25 AM on August 10, 2007

Posted by: double you | 08:26 AM on August 10, 2007

i'm leaving now...been nice knowing you all

Posted by: double you | 08:26 AM on August 10, 2007

*wonders where leaf hid the coffee, and the brain*

Posted by: double you | 08:27 AM on August 10, 2007

*steals all the towels and hides them under damnyankee's bed while whistling innocently*

Posted by: knee o'fight | 10:19 AM on August 10, 2007

That should have said "whilst whistling..."

Who has the brain today?

And I do have a question about that. Are we sharing ALL the vital organs? I can see that certain organs might be in more demand than others. IYKWIM.

I call dibs on the appendix!

Posted by: knee o'fight | 10:49 AM on August 10, 2007

*snork*

you can have the appendix...i want...

hey! where'd all the towels go?!?

*looks suspiciously towards montana*

Posted by: double you | 11:06 AM on August 10, 2007

*heads to the Halfway shower*

HEY! Who took all the towels?? Well, fine, if you want to live with a stinky, unwashed dragon all day....

*is buried as dozens of towels are thrown from every corner*

[muffled voice]--Tennk Ooo!

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:32 PM on August 10, 2007

has anybody seen the dragon?

and what was that sound?

Posted by: double you | 01:47 PM on August 10, 2007

Are we sharing ALL the vital organs? I can see that certain organs might be in more demand than others. IYKWIM.

If Freud's right, there's only one organ I want. You can do what you want with the rest.

*looks at the pile of towels*
Laundry time!
*gathers up pile, ignoring muffled squeals, a minor *FOOMF* and a vaguely smoky smell, and throws everything in the washing machine*

Posted by: Kaffy In Disguise (With Glasses) | 02:07 PM on August 10, 2007

The sound was simply the orchestra, striking up the band.

Freud's overrated. Sometimes a Wurlitzer is just a Wurlitzer.

Posted by: knee o'fight | 02:13 PM on August 10, 2007

*glares at Manuka, dripping wet*

Well, at least I'm clean now. Can I have one of those tow....

....Wait! WAIT! Why are you opening up the door to the dryer...???

*more muffled squeals and *FOOMS*, and a lone, pitiful voice crying out, "....Noooooo...not the "fluff" cycle.....!!"*

Posted by: The Dragon | 02:21 PM on August 10, 2007

So... Manuka is "fluffing the Dragon?" Interesting.

*switches on super secret stealthy spy cam*

Posted by: knee o'fight | 02:24 PM on August 10, 2007

*finally stops spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning.....*

*staggers out of dryer, a little loopy and dizzy*

*is greeted by gales of laughter from Halfway denizens*

What...? Whasso funny, guys?

*catches glance of own image in mirror*

YEEP

AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Posted by: The Dragon | 02:45 PM on August 10, 2007

*re-dons cloak of disguiseability* (which is SO a word, Firefox spellcheck! :P)

I like my dragons all soft and fluffy.. and smelling sweetly of dryer sheets.

Posted by: The Scarlet Manuka | 02:45 PM on August 10, 2007

oooh... a fluffy dragon simul!

*snuggles in for a hug*

Posted by: The Scarlet Manuka | 02:49 PM on August 10, 2007

*SNOOOOOORK* at the fluffy dragon!

Posted by: double you | 02:50 PM on August 10, 2007

fluff the magic dragon....

Posted by: damnyankee | 04:22 PM on August 10, 2007

somebody's been hittin the parfait again...

Posted by: double you | 04:54 PM on August 10, 2007

you've been hittin the parfait again?

im shocked! just, beyond words ;)

Posted by: damnyankee | 05:54 PM on August 10, 2007

why, cuz you weren't around to share? ;p

Posted by: double you | 06:05 PM on August 10, 2007

that too :)

Posted by: damnyankee | 06:08 PM on August 10, 2007

*shares with damnyankee*

:)

Posted by: double you | 06:13 PM on August 10, 2007

*gives up attempt to smooth down fluffy scales*

I look like a Furby. I hope you are all happy now.

:p

Posted by: The Dragon | 06:51 PM on August 10, 2007

a dragon that looks like a furby...that's somethin you don't see everyday ;P

Posted by: double you | 06:54 PM on August 10, 2007

*snorks*

*wanders off trying to shake out the "fluff the magic dragon" earworm*

Posted by: knee o'fight | 09:58 PM on August 10, 2007

But it's a cyoooooooooot fluffy dragonby. And there's beer. I don't see why anyone's complaining.

Posted by: The Scarlet Manuka | 09:59 PM on August 10, 2007

Hmmm. That's very true. However, if I offer anyone a "fuzzy dragon", I feel sure that a certain damnyankee would have some frivolous and naughty comment to make.

(I'm pretty sure a certain Zarg would as well, should he ever climb his way out of the neverending piles of work in which he so often finds himself! *SMOOCH!!*)

Posted by: The Dragon | 10:26 PM on August 10, 2007

*pours a little peach schnapps into this and offers it to all and sundry*

Posted by: knee o'fight | 11:47 PM on August 10, 2007

Hey! Why do All and Sundry get all the drinks??

And *snork!!* I'm gonna have to try me one of those some time. That would get my *FOOOOOOOM!!! on!

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:42 AM on August 11, 2007

i was wondering the same thing!

Posted by: double you | 12:42 PM on August 11, 2007

exactly 12 hours apart, we were

not that that's important, or anything

just an interesting tidbit i thought i'd bring to your attention

*looks around*

*sees blank stares aimed in her direction*

*decides to quietly fix herself a flaming angry dragon and go out the way she came in*

Posted by: double you | 12:45 PM on August 11, 2007

Kind of a simul... that lasted 12 hours.


*is struck dumb with awe*

Posted by: knee o'fight | 01:18 PM on August 11, 2007

oooh, i like the way you think, knee o!

Posted by: double you | 01:24 PM on August 11, 2007

A twelve hour simul deserves some kind of medal. Or a mention in the Guiness Book of Records.

Posted by: The Scarlet Manuka | 03:43 PM on August 11, 2007

good mornin, ms manuka.

did you bring my medal? ;)

Posted by: double you | 03:53 PM on August 11, 2007

*snork!* Ooooo, goodie! I get a medal for that, too!

pssst...double you...was it good for you, too?

And...well...I'd like a drink, but not a flaming angry dragon. I'm really not your "angry"-type dragon. How about a "flaming fluffy dragon"? Couldja make me one of those?

Posted by: The Dragon | 05:13 PM on August 11, 2007

yes, dragon...it was just *FOOOOOOOMIN!!!

Posted by: double you | 06:08 PM on August 11, 2007

Dragon & Double You - here are your medals. I asked a passing carrot muffin to translate the Polish on the medal, and he said it translates to "for outstanding achievement in the field of simultaneousity" So there ya go. You done good.

Posted by: The Scarlet Manuka | 09:07 PM on August 11, 2007

Hee!

Medals are even better than gold stars!

Posted by: The Dragon | 10:46 PM on August 11, 2007

That was why I poured the peach schnapps into the drink; it didn't make it fluffy but it made it at least fuzzy. Peach schnapps tends to make me fuzzy when I pour it into me anyway. Or at least, it makes the rest of the world look a but fuzzy. Come to think of it, maybe the proper word is just "blurry."

*hic*

Posted by: knee o'fight | 01:31 AM on August 12, 2007

*curls up next to knee 'o *

Sorry if you get fluff up your nose...I'm still a bit poofy.

....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: The Dragon | 03:53 AM on August 12, 2007

*sneaks in while all are sleeping*

*leaves a plate of peanut square, oat n raising cookies and chocolate chocolate chip n cranberry cookies*

I'm off on holiday for a week.. I'll leave the coffee vat filled with Killer Coffee to see you through...

*smooches everyone*

Posted by: The Scarlet Manuka | 06:35 AM on August 12, 2007

MMMMMmmmMMMmmmmm! Peanut square and oat and raising cookies!!

I love raising cookies! They're my favorite.

*ducks*

*smooches*

*hopes Manuka has a lovely vacation*

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:46 PM on August 12, 2007

*also hopes manuka has a great vacation*

*smooches her sistahs, just cuz*

Posted by: double you | 03:24 PM on August 12, 2007

*has a taste of the Killer Coffee*

Hmmm.....

*smacks lips*

*puts entire head under spigot, turns it on, and guzzles!*

Posted by: The Dragon | 05:00 PM on August 12, 2007

*elbows the dragon, and pushes her outta the way*

hey! quit hogging the alcohol! coffee!

um...please don't FOOOOOOM me, okay?

unless ya really wanna...

*innocent look*

Posted by: double you | 05:50 PM on August 12, 2007

Oh, no fear, double you...I won't *FOOOOOOOOOOM!!* you. If you *FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!* too frequently, the then *FOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!*s aren't as special, don't you think??

:)

Posted by: The Dragon | 09:13 PM on August 12, 2007

Hey, who took my booze?

Posted by: Sundry | 11:21 PM on August 12, 2007

Sorry, that was me.

*smooch*

Posted by: All | 12:23 AM on August 13, 2007

I knew you were everything to me, All.

Posted by: Sundry | 12:24 AM on August 13, 2007

Damn skippy. Me you too, Sundry.

Note to friends: We know. We'll stop. Promise. Maybe not.

*is happy*

Posted by: All of the Leaves | 12:28 AM on August 13, 2007

I promise never to.

Posted by: Bozo | 12:30 AM on August 13, 2007

I promise never to too.

Addendum to above note to friends: Sorry, but I did say "maybe not."

*loves*

Posted by: leaf | 12:34 AM on August 13, 2007

Damn Skippy? Hmm.

Posted by: knee o'fight | 01:01 AM on August 13, 2007

Poor Skippy. He's always bein' damned.

Posted by: The Dragon | 01:37 AM on August 13, 2007

OK, so I'm not the only one who had never heard that expression before Bozo told me about it?

Kinda the same as "damn straight," but cuter and more peanutty.

Good morning, all.

Posted by: leaf | 08:57 AM on August 13, 2007

Good morning. :) And I'd not heard the expression in a long time. It just made me laugh: I know a guy called "Skip."

Peanut butter sounds quite tasty for breakfast.

*makes toast*

Posted by: knee o'fight | 09:17 AM on August 13, 2007

knee 'o is makin' a toast?? What are we toasting? Wait...I don't even have my mimosa yet!

Oh, she's toasting peanut butter. Okay, that's...weird. But, any excuse for drinking a mimosa is okay with me!

(And I've also heard the expression. But dragons are more worldier and conversant with the lingo of "peeps" than leaves are. :p)

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:37 PM on August 13, 2007

*passes out mimosas all around (yes, even to All and Sundry)*
*realizes that it is MUCH too late for mimosas*
*passes out ice cold beer*
*realizes that some aren't so fond of beer*
*passes out JD*
remembers that she herself doesn't like JD*
*passes out margaritas*
*remembers that takillya makes certain people's clothes fall off*
*passes out MORE takillya after careful consideration*
*realizes that we really ought to have some more of those flaming fuzzy dragons in honor of our Lady Dragon*
*passes out flaming fuzzy dragons*
*considers that some people might not want a flaming drink on a hot day*
*passes out more ice cold beer*
*passes out*

Posted by: knee o'fight | 02:36 PM on August 13, 2007

*hic!*

*FOOOOOoooooommppttttlllbbbbttttt........*

*thud!*

Posted by: The Dragon | 02:39 PM on August 13, 2007

flaming fuzzy dragons WBAGNFARB

Posted by: damnyankee | 02:14 AM on August 14, 2007

what?

you know you were all thinkin it *snork*

Posted by: damnyankee | 02:15 AM on August 14, 2007

but of course!

Posted by: double you | 02:34 AM on August 14, 2007

I was not!

....but I admit--I shouldda been! :p

*using dragon magic, creates a huge Halfway brunch buffet including melon halves, halvas, and French toast cut in half*

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:29 PM on August 14, 2007

Shoot, I'm still halfway drunk after all that passing out.

By the way, anybody know anything fun to do in Houston?

Posted by: knee o'fight | 03:22 PM on August 14, 2007

I think they have a Hooters......

Posted by: The Dragon | 03:26 PM on August 14, 2007

sure, knee o!

houston's only about 6 hours from here...stop by and pick me up, and then i'll tell ya ;)

Posted by: double you | 08:20 PM on August 14, 2007

not again...

Posted by: the crickets, less jiminy | 10:49 PM on August 14, 2007

dang crickets

Posted by: Bozo | 11:10 PM on August 14, 2007

run!

run, i tell ya!

Posted by: the ghost of jiminy | 11:30 PM on August 14, 2007

Hey, I've been to Houston! Just the airport, but they were very nice.

*chirp*

Posted by: cricket on a leaf | 11:45 PM on August 14, 2007

I've also been to the Houston airport....and I really do think they had a Hooters there......

*crunch*

(don't worry, that wasn't anyone we know)

Posted by: cricket-eating dragon | 12:40 AM on August 15, 2007

i've been in the dallas airport

i was 19, never been anywhere before, and the airport was bigger than my home town

Posted by: damnyankee | 12:48 AM on August 15, 2007

(don't worry, that wasn't anyone we know)

*PNORK*

they weren't nice at the dallas airport...they stole my lighter

Posted by: double you | 12:48 AM on August 15, 2007

and it's bigger than my hometown, too

Posted by: double you | 12:50 AM on August 15, 2007

wow

were you there with me?

Posted by: damnyankee | 12:51 AM on August 15, 2007

*sniff*

My laptop broke.

I'se a saaaaaaaaaaaad dragon.

(Good thing I have another computer! But it isn't exactly the portable-type kind.....Also, I DID manage to save the book I'm writing, so I can breathe again.)

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:57 AM on August 15, 2007

i think i would remember if i had ;)

*breathes along with the dragon*

Posted by: double you | 12:59 AM on August 15, 2007

wasnt that like a brand new laptop?

Posted by: damnyankee | 01:00 AM on August 15, 2007

New-ish. I did buy it used, but it's only about a year or so old.

I'm pretty sure that it's a memory corruption problem. I'll take it to the repair peoples tomrrow.

*snork!* And I just got a message from Zarg...he says it's all Bush's fault.

*laughs and feels better!*

Posted by: The Dragon | 01:06 AM on August 15, 2007

memory corruption problem?

i think i have that *snork*

Posted by: damnyankee | 01:10 AM on August 15, 2007

Well...we do our best to corrupt you in every way possible, darlin'!

Posted by: The Dragon | 01:14 AM on August 15, 2007

i like when you do that

Posted by: better | 01:20 AM on August 15, 2007

and i gotta say

nicely done *snork*

(actually, i think i was pretty well corrupted long ago, but if you wanna take credit for it, i got no problem with that)

Posted by: damnyankee | 01:21 AM on August 15, 2007

*feels better some more*

Oooo! It is rather nice!

Posted by: The Dragon | 01:22 AM on August 15, 2007

and a damnyankee sammich...

*high-fives the dragon*

Posted by: double you | 01:25 AM on August 15, 2007

Hee!

*high-fives her sistah*

Posted by: The Dragon | 01:28 AM on August 15, 2007

*....hopes no one noticed that she was goosing the damnyankee with her other hand.....*

Posted by: The Dragon | 01:29 AM on August 15, 2007

one of us noticed :)

Posted by: damnyankee | 01:30 AM on August 15, 2007

Well, g'night, my friends...! Love to you all, and a goodnight *SMOOCH!*

Posted by: The Dragon | 01:37 AM on August 15, 2007

the dragon has left the building

Posted by: damnyankee | 02:34 AM on August 15, 2007

and apparently so has everyone else...

*kicks back on the couch and cranks up the ac/dc*

Posted by: double you | 11:50 AM on August 15, 2007

Wow! It says Dave's Blog at the top - and yet the filter is letting it through! Woohoo!

Posted by: bozo | 12:26 PM on August 15, 2007

YAYYY!!!

*does Elvis impersonation*

Posted by: The Dragon | 04:19 PM on August 15, 2007

Really???

YAYYY!!!

(If I could have made that "YAYYY!!!" font size ginormous, I would have)

Posted by: leaf | 04:37 PM on August 15, 2007

For my sistah.

Posted by: The Dragon | 05:51 PM on August 15, 2007

YAY! for bozo and *snork* at the dragon!

ok, clowns and vegetation and dragons...;)

i'm gonna go drink some beer, poolside get outta here for a while

*tosses out a random *GROPE*, in case anyone's interested*

Posted by: double you | 07:53 PM on August 15, 2007

WOOP!!

Well....that was interesting...!

Posted by: The Dragon | 09:51 PM on August 15, 2007

*nudges into Halfway*

*wakes inhabitants with half-cups of coffee and bagel halves*

Posted by: leaf | 10:43 AM on August 16, 2007

*drinks coffee, snarfs bagels*

Well, the computer repair peoples told me that the laptop is officially on its way out. It's little motherboard apparently has an incurable disease and it would be better to buy a new one than to spend money repairing this one.

Blarg!

So guess which dragon is going to Best Buy today???

Posted by: The Dragon | 01:28 PM on August 16, 2007

Puffnstuff?

Posted by: bozo | 11:17 PM on August 16, 2007

Pllbbbbttttt!

And THIS dragon DID go to Best Buy and is now typing from her brand-new computer!! HEEEE!!!

Posted by: The Dragon | 12:10 AM on August 17, 2007

cool!

Posted by: bozo | 12:14 AM on August 17, 2007

So, does October 11-14 work for everyone? Leaf has to get home and check her calendar before she is sure.

Posted by: bozo | 12:15 AM on August 17, 2007

Works for me as far as I can tell! I'll just need to know for sure so that I can plan something for the classes I'm teaching the day I'll be out!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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