WE ARE CONSTANTLY WARNING PEOPLE ABOUT THIS
"Never shave in a gym near a chandelier," we say. But do they listen? No.
(Thanks to Mav)
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Is this Dirk Nowitzki's revenge?
Posted by: Matt Morrison | June 30, 2006 at 05:06 PM
Shaving and hitting a chandelier. Was he on a ladder shaving his back?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2006 at 05:07 PM
I'm no fan of DH but what rocket scientist designs a gym with fragile, low hanging, glass chandeliers?
Fortunately he hit it with his head!
Posted by: fivver | June 30, 2006 at 05:07 PM
Another thing to say is, "Never Promote a 60 year old Stripper"
Posted by: Alfred | June 30, 2006 at 05:08 PM
I don't even know where to start with this one!
Posted by: Renee (the First) | June 30, 2006 at 05:11 PM
Thanks a lot, Dave. A link the firewall finally lets me open and it's that.
*pouts*
*a lot*
Posted by: blurkernomore | June 30, 2006 at 05:11 PM
blurkie, dear, we can't wait until your wife gets back tonight either. :)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2006 at 05:12 PM
At my elementary school, we had a gym/cafeteria. So now we have gyms/ballrooms?
Posted by: Jemmy | June 30, 2006 at 05:13 PM
Jemmy - it's a gym bathroom, not ballroom. Separate from the gym, hopefully, but with a chandelier in it.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2006 at 05:21 PM
Thanks, Annie. I only skimmed quickly (because of work) and was rather confused about shaving in a gym, but I figured, "Hey, it's David Hasselhoff. He might."
Posted by: Jemmy | June 30, 2006 at 05:25 PM
How the feck do you do that?
Some writer's not fulfilling his or her journalistic duty.
Posted by: Glix | June 30, 2006 at 05:34 PM
Jemmy - exactly. That man is capable of anything.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2006 at 05:59 PM
is he that tall or is his head still growing?
Posted by: JEC666 | June 30, 2006 at 06:24 PM
Another thing to say is, "Never Promote a 60 year old Stripper".
Excellent point, Alfred, and never say - when confronted by such overly tan MALE stripper - "I wanted to see how far he'd go."
My guess is someone was Hasseling the Hoff (so to speak) in the bathroom, perhaps showing off his stripper moves, and this was the result.
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 30, 2006 at 06:27 PM
Hmmmn....would this be a real-life example of "not the brightest bulb in the chandelier"?
Posted by: marfie | June 30, 2006 at 06:47 PM
How exactly does using the Hoff in a commercial for an ISP promote their business? To wit: Pipex
Posted by: Guin | June 30, 2006 at 07:48 PM
Guin, I couldn't get the link to work.
Posted by: marfie | June 30, 2006 at 08:07 PM
Ditto, marfie.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 30, 2006 at 09:20 PM
And David sang:
"YOU-----LIGHT UP MY LIFE!"
Posted by: Kat | June 30, 2006 at 10:05 PM
SO clearly not true. I'm an unbelieveably awkward person, and I can't even imagine hitting something that hard. Something was happening here other than shaving...
Posted by: gfunksizzle | June 30, 2006 at 10:10 PM
Ahem....PIPEX
damned <> thingies
Posted by: Guin | July 01, 2006 at 09:19 AM
It gets better (and I'm not even going to try to hyperlink, because I'm horrible at it):
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060630/en_celeb_eo/19412
So he wasn't reaching UP, he was bending DOWN.
Ooookay.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | July 01, 2006 at 11:58 AM