GOOD BAD NEWS FOR FANBOYS

Holy PC¹ comics, Batman!

(Thanks to TCK)

¹NTTAWTT

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[Paris Hilto]

She's hot

[Bucket]

Its all about the masks.... don't have to wear make up under a mask. And black boots are always sensible.

[Annie Where-but-here]

In the movie, she'll be portrayed by Bob Dylan.

[obi wan]

*snorks Annie

[Annie Where-but-here]

..."lesbian"..."Dan Didio"...

anybody else read that name as "Dan Dildo"?

[Annie Where-but-here]

just me?
*leaves to get fresh batteries*

[insomniac]

Batwoman has lots of batteries on her tool belt...

[southerngirl]

*snork* @ Annie!

all right, TC!

[Mikey]

Annie, Yes, I did. :redface:

[Annie Where-but-here]

Tiny got posted! And not in the 'rugby' way! Woohoo!

[Bumble]

Poor Batman. Now he's just bereft.

Who does she hook up with? Catwoman? Talk about claws and fangs...

[Annie Where-but-here]

Batman has Robin -
"Holy Homophobia, Batman!"

[clark kent]

Bumble,
This could be a reallly hot movie. They could get Nicole Kidman to play Batwoman and have Halle Berry play Catwoman again....

Of course, all that leather on leather action could spark a fire from the friction.

But, needless to say, I would be camped out in line at the theater...

[TC]

save a spot in line for me clark - i'll bring the beer and cheeze-its

[Bob]

NTTAWTT?
Did you mean NTTIAWWT?

[Annie Where-but-here]

clark & tiny - maybe while you're waiting in line, you'll meet some nice girls.

[clark kent]

Maybe, Annie, but I doubt they would be interested in what we had to offer....

If you know what I mean....

[TC]

Annie - the primary purpose of attending a movie in which the main characters are leather-clad lesbians is not to meet nice girls - just sayin'

[Annie Where-but-here]

clark - don't be so hard-on yourself.
tc - aaaw, you're so sweet!

[TC]

Bob

NTTAWWT = Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

what's wrong with that?

[Bumble]

Sorry I brought it up. :-)

[Annie Where-but-here]

*dusts off the doghouse...restocks the fridge.*

[TC]

Bumble, for example, would not be caught dead at Batwoman does Catgirl, and Other Interesting Predicaments, or whatever they decide to call this alleged potential movie

[Eleanor]

Just to look, Toto? Is that what you're trying to say? Maybe see a little girl on girl action in the dark theater?

WTG getting posted!

*not surprised in the least at Toto's subject matter*

[muffles]

*snork* at Annie for the Bob Dylan comment! ah, you guys are gonna get me in so much trouble at work... *siiiigh*

[KDF]

*awaits further clarification from Tickles as to the primary purpose*

[TC]

Annie - make sure to put some icehouse in that fridge

and KDF - we're talkin' about nicole kidman and halle barry in really, really tight leather on a really, really big screen...

isn't that explanation enough?

[Annie Where-but-here]

potential movie names:
"Batwoman Cum Studley"
"Girls Gone Gotham"
"I'm Batty for Catty"
"Does This Cape Make My Butt Look Fat?"

[Annie Where-but-here]

TC - Icehouse...check!

..I heard Melissa Etheridge and Ellen DeGeneres were starring....

[pogo]

I led a really sheltered childhood.

Did you say, "nicole kidman and halle barry in really, really tight leather on a really, really big screen..."?!?

[TC]

Girls Gone Gotham

*snork*

OK, Melissa's hot (even without her hair), and she rocks

Ellen, on the other hand...

[Annie Where-but-here]

Ellen has a lovely personality.

[Bumble]

Annie, how is the dog house punishment when we're acceding to their food-and-beverage demands?

*shakes head*

They'll never learn this way.

[TC]

Bumble - Annie recognized long ago that i'm pretty much beyond rehabilitation - now she prefers to keep me sedated with my beverage of choice

[TC]

pogo

I did say nicole kidman and halle barry in really, really tight leather on a really, really big screen...

and i would like to take this opportunity to thank the always lovely judi for giving me this opportunity to discuss nicole kidman and halle barry in really, really tight leather on a really, really big screen...

thanks judi :)

[Bumble]

I've got other ideas for sedating you; wanna hear?

*grins wickedly*

[Annie Where-but-here]

...must be whispering....I can't hear a thing.

[TC]

sure thing darlin'

but keep in mind that i said, right up there, that you're a nice girl

[Bumble]

All right, I won't make a liar out of you.

*hugs TC*

[Chianca at Large]

This development has gotten me thinking about other superheroes whose capes may swing the other way, if you get my drift. I always thought Power Man and Iron Fist had a little sum-sum going on there.

[Annie Where-but-here]

...and for what exactly was GI Joe using his 'kung-fu grip'?

[southerngirl]

hmmmm...I haven't seen Bumble's halo in quite some time now...

nttawwt, Bob. ;)

and *snork* @ Chianca!

[insomniac]

("Iron Man" -Black Sabbath)

Is she gay or straight?
Be seen out with Batgirl on a date?
Is she just a fad?
In her off-hours does she wear plaid?
Can she win her fights?
Hanging out with guys all wearing tights?

[Bumble]

s-girl~ What? All I did was hug him!

[Bumble]

And the reason you haven't seen my halo lately is that El has it. She's doing a polishing job for me. Blue offered, but I thought it'd be safer with her. :-)

[obi wan]

Bumble-

"polishing your halo"? Is that a euphemism?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Bumble - quit blabbing our euphemisms (although I never thought a mere guy would pick up on that).

[obi wan]

AWBH- It was all that girl-girl talk early in the thread that must have put my mind in that frame of refer... um, never mind.

[Bumble]

I wasn't aware it was euphemism. I thought it was just a fictional literality. If such a thing exists. :-)

[slyeyes]

DC Comics is now AC/DC Comics?

(And I'm not talking about the 70's band.)

[TC]

hmmmm

seems i bring out the good in Bumble - interesting affect

[obi wan]

BTW, does Batwoman carry a flare gun under her cape?

[obi wan]

And TC, QUIT bringing out the GOOD in Bumble, we like her BAD....

[obi wan]

Also, "The Polished Haloes" WBALousyNFARB... (hmmmm, or WOULD it?)

[Bucket]

*snorks* all around, with nods in particular to AWBH, insom, and sly.

[TC]

trust me obi wan, it was uninintentional

seems the force works even thru those that have chosen the dark side

[Bumble]

TC~ What makes you think it was you? Aren't I naturally good, sweet, etc? Cuddle bug?

*smiles sweetly*

obi wan~ He likes me bad, too. He's probably very confused as to how he achieved the effect just witnessed. I venture to say he'll try not to do it again. ;-)

Now then, can you train me in the proper use of the lightsaber? I think it would come in handy at work.

[Bumble]

See? Told you. :-)

[Alfred]

Bruce is going to feel terrible when he hears this one.

[Bumble]

Which Bruce? If it's the Val Kilmer Bruce, I'll be happy to comfort him. (forever: crappy movie, hot batman)

[TC]

Micheal Keaton was, by far, the best batman

[KDF]

Nuh uh! Adam West, by a mile.

[Bumble]

I'm ashamed to say I haven't seen all of that one. I'm sure he was an excellent batman (I do like Keaton) but he's just not quite as hot as Val Kilmer. Not that that'd matter to you, Timothy. :-)

Funny story: My mom was watching that movie with my sisters one night and a bat flew down the stairs and started circling the living room. You can't tell me God doesn't have a sense of humor.

[bad obi wan (as in "Bad Santa")]

Bumble,

You want trainin' in the LIGHT sayba? HERE's your (not you're) trainin' in the LIGHT sayba...

A lightsaber is not as random or inaccurate as a taser, you must FEEL the force flowing through you...

[Bumble]

*googles Adam West*

[bad obi wan (as in "Bad Santa")]

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! MY BAD, "force" shoulda been capitalized!!!!

[Bumble]

obi wan~ Merciful heavens. Forget I asked.

[Bumble]

Oh! I see. West is the original batman. Cool.

[slyeyes]

"I'm Batman" as said by Michael Keaton was just hawt.

Adam West? Let me think about it.

*thinks*

Nope.

[obi wan]

If Bumble is googling Adam West, IT'S OFFICIAL.... I'm a geezer!

[obi wan]

Sorry, Bumble, I just get excited sometimes and lose myself... I'm REALLY sorry... Anybuddy got a mojito to calm me down?

[mellio]

Batwoman does girlies? Oh, geez, I can hear my Batman-purist better-half now, he'll go on and on about how the integrity of DC comics is out the window 'cuz they're trying to be PC--and then he'll wanna know when the movie is coming out, so he can check it out. Har! Probably all in the same breath, if I know him ;)

Big Batman fans, that's what we are! Interesting. I suppose it's good at least this Batwoman will have some sort of social life--I don't seem to remember the original Batgirl getting out much. Meantime, I always thought Keaton was the best Batman in the movies, but I have recently picked up "Batman Begins" on DVD, and I'm really diggin' Christian Bale, I thought he was excellent.

[Bumble]

obi wan~ The fact that I'm 22 doesn't make you a geezer.

*hugs obi wan in a consolatory & platonic manner*

[Bumble]

And at least I know the origin of your screen name without google. And it's not because of the crappy new Star Wars movies, either. They aren't even worthy to be associated with the old ones.

[TC]

I haven't seem Batman Begins

I did see Adam West in the original (in re-runs, of course - i ain't that old) - I stand by my opinion - Micheal Keaton was the best batman (subject to revision after viewing Batman Begins)

and since KDF is a chick, meaning that she probably never even read Batman comics, my opinion clearly counts more than hers

[obi wan]

Aaawwwwww, Bum.... that's... (wait, that doesn't look good)

*starts over

Aaawwwwww, Bumble.... that's sweet of you! (hugs back [platonically, of course])

And as far as El polishing your halo, I would like to add "NTTAWWT...")

[Bumble]

*wonders how obi wan planned on finishing his first sentence*

TC, on what planet did you learn that a guy's opinion could ever trump a girl's? ;-)

[KDF]

*loves obi wan a mojito*

*loves Timmy a smack upside the head*

[KDF]

Sly, I didn't mean to imply that the Adam West Batman was hawt. Ewww! Just... the best Batman. Campy, but ya gotta love those old reruns.

[mellio]

Hey! I'm a 'chick' and I read Batman comics (haven't read them for awhile, tho'). And I watched the 'toons, and the movies AND the teevee show. When I was little, me an' my pals used to play Batman, and I always wanted to be Robin. Yep, I guess I'm a geezer...

mr mellio has the bitchenist Batman tat on his arm. It's...the Bat-signal :)

[southerngirl]

♪ obi wan and bumble, sittin' in a tree...♫

[KDF]

And, Turnip, I did read Batman comics, so tttthhhhpppt.

Thanks for the Bumble Backup. Backup Bumble. Oh, you know.

[obi wan]

Also, Bumble, agreeing with you 100% about the "prequel" movies to "Wars." Lucas didn't understand the appeal to the fan base from his first three (the "Luke Trilogy"), and just wanted to go to the computer-generated tech rather than the STORY, which is what made me personally see the original "A New Hope," nee "Star Wars," 18 times while in the theaters, and countless times after the VCR, then DVD, came out...

[southerngirl]

*snork* @ KDF.

and good to see ya. and mellio. ;)

[TC]

Bumble - i'm pretty sure i've lived on the same planet most of my life - not completly sure, mind you - but pretty sure - this is earth, right?

and KDF - you're still a chick - I know, i've seen a picture

OK, you're a hot chick

[Eleanor]

*zips in*

Yes, I have Bumble's halo - for polishing.

Someone have a problem with that?

*goes into martial arts posture and waits*

[obi wan]

SG, whatchoo implyin' here...?

BTW, where in the South? I's born in NC, and all my mom's family from "Ba-tone BG Rouge!"

[Bumble]

*snicker, snicker, nod & snork*

southerngirl~ Oh, hush. :-)

obi wan~ Yup.

KDF~ Any time.

Tobias~ :-P

[TC]

OK, what was i talkin' about again?

[Bumble]

*retrieves her shiny from El and places it carefully in it's usual position*

Thanks! :-)

[TC]

quick! somebody take a picture of El, before she tips over

[KDF]

Teacup, you are very skilled at that digging-yourself-out-of-a-trench thing, you know that? Of course you do. And yes, I am aware that I am still a chick, thank you, sweetie.

*can't believe the digging-himself-out-of-a-trench thing works on her*

Hiya, sg! Good to see you too!

[obi wan]

OH, and throws up... (wait, that doesn't sound good)... SENDS up a BIG THANKS to KDF for the mojito (sorry it took me a while to acknowledge it)...

[Bumble]

obi wan~ For you.

[KDF]

My pleasure obi wan! I expect you'll be needing another by now?

*prepares to pour*

[obi wan]

OMG, I didn't think I would ever spend this long (continuously) in a single thread before... (OK, wait, THAT ALSO SOUNDS BAD...) spend this MUCH TIME (continuously) in a single thread before, ...

Hand me that 2nd mojito, KDF... (Pleeeaaaasssseeee?)

[Bumble]

Note to obi wan: The original version of that list that I read in a forward once modified "Nothing has the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie." to say " 'I'd rather be his whore than your wife' just doesn't have the same sting as 'I'd rather kiss a Wookie.' " I thought it was funnier that way. *shrugs*

[TC]

Bumble - have you ever actually kissed a wookie?

[KDF]

*hands over second extra-large mojito*

[Bumble]

*pecks TC on the cheek*

Yes.