BEAUTY

Skin-deep?

Key quote: “I accidentally took my shoe off and hit her with it after she punched me.”

(Thanks to DavCat)

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[Addicted to 24]

All we are saying is give peace a chance.

[ScottMGS]

"(another) lacquered lady" WBAGNFARB

[Layzeeboy]

Springer goes to Dorchester.

[Jeff Meyerson]

That is indeed a classic, indeed an all-time favorite line, judi: “I accidentally took my shoe off and hit her with it after she punched me.”

[Annie Where-but-here]

most likely Bosox fans.
*ducks*

[fivver]

Make that BoTox fans Annie.

[blurkernomore]

People come on. Focus on the important issue here. Forget the assault on a police officer. Did the poor woman break a nail???!!!

[Annie Where-but-here]

blurk - she was wearing French tips. The cop probably needed stitches.

[KOW]

Anyone remember when a bunch of woman at a training beauty school took out a robber? Can't say that this comes as a shock. But to spend $40 on tips and ruin them instantly (though I'm sure she'll look glam in her booking photo) is a shame.

How long do we have to wait until the security camera footage shows up on youtube? This is something I just have to see.

[blurkernomore]

***completely off topic comment***

I am currently reading a book by Jimmy Buffett (yes THAT Jimmy Buffett) called A Salty Piece of Land (imagine the underline) and at lunch one day the characters had mojitos. Thanks to the blog I didn't have to ask, "What the he!! is a mojito?"

***resume topic***

[queensbee]

and that friends, is where xenophobia takes you. end of rant.

[nannie]

The babysitter told me that my (then) 4 yr old son had been in his first fight. When I asked him about it, he indignantly replied, "I hit him because he hit me back first!"

[fudtheman (resurrected)]

Better Headline:

PRICHARD: NAILED.

[fudtheman (resurrected)]

or, for that matter, NAILED would work just fine.

[Cheryl]

I got your back, Annie ...

*pulls on Yankees batting helmet and also ducks*

[Somewhere North]

Now, depending on how well known that cop is, she can auction her nails on e-bay to pay for her bail.

[blurkernomore]

On a serious note:

As a policeman myself (albeit of the military variety) I would much rather have to take down a 400lb. gorilla-man hybrid than tangle with a mad woman with freshly done claws...er...nails.

[Annie Where-but-here]

blurk - no kidding. A berserk French-Tipper is essentially the cassowary of the criminal world - it could ignore you, or it could disembowel you.

And I must add that I've seen the same blue eyeshadow on both.

[Somewhere North]

*snork at Annie*

And I hate to make generalizations (okay - I love making them) but the longer the tips, the heavier and more aggressive the woman.

[Annie Where-but-here]

SN - I'd agree with you, but I'm afraid of getting crushed under the weight of a manicured hippo.

[obi wan]

Cassowaries getting manicures, hu nu?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Manicured Cassowaries - GNFARB

[Boris L'Araignée]

Bâtards d'expression anglaise stupides! (according to Babelfish)

[shellann]

It's all fun and games until the handbags start flyin'.

[O. the U(manity) (MBE LP)]

Interestin' quote:

... freshly manicured fake acrylic nails.

As opposed to ... "real" acrylic?

(That's also quite a segue, from a melee in the nail salon to the debate (?) on the immigration policies ... merely ... a little stunned, by the "reporter's" chain of thot ... which, BTW, seems to have a few bent or broken links ...)

[obi wan]

OtheU- I DO not know how I missed THAT one for the "Department of Redundancy Department" nomination...?" "fake acrylic" is like saying, "blue sky..." or "Large English urinals," donchathink?

[O. the U(manity)]

Yup ... or "the deceased has passed on" ... or ... "foreign aliens" ... or ... "military intelligence" ...

NO!

That last is oxymoronish ... the others are "merely" redundant ...