THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using potatoes.
(Thanks to RussellMc)
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May 22, 2006
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Posted by: PeeJay | May 22, 2006 at 05:10 PM
spud scuds?
Posted by: marfie | May 22, 2006 at 05:12 PM
"Occasionally during the use of imported potatoes from Belgium and northern France, ordnance debris from the First and Second World War is found,"
WTD?
Posted by: Sarah J | May 22, 2006 at 05:12 PM
"Would you like exploding fries of flaming death with that hamburger?"
Posted by: fivver | May 22, 2006 at 05:28 PM
There is a administrator at Chandlar Bashar HS who may have some ketchup to go with those exploding fries.
Posted by: Mikey | May 22, 2006 at 05:34 PM
Potatoes!
Why does it have to be potatoes?
*sigh*
Posted by: Eleanor | May 22, 2006 at 05:40 PM
Eleanor,
Cause hand grenades won't fit into carrots.
Now onions woulda been considered WMDs.
Posted by: Mikey | May 22, 2006 at 05:42 PM
Tubors. I believe DaVinci was working on just such a weapon when he (was put away) died.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 22, 2006 at 06:09 PM
Man, I am at a total loss for comment on this one, so I'd like to just tell you all that I picked up a worm off of my garage floor today and it was really stickey, then my fingers stung for about an hour after that.
Posted by: MoFaux | May 22, 2006 at 06:17 PM
"The army took the device away and blew it up in a controlled explosion in a field nearby,"
"Controlled explosion?"... kind of an oxymoron, wouldn't you think?
Posted by: obi wan | May 22, 2006 at 06:20 PM
MoFaux, so you're not a comment-tater?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 22, 2006 at 06:58 PM
Annie, That's my own personal business!We don't talk about that here!
Posted by: MoFaux | May 22, 2006 at 07:31 PM
Just wait 'til they put these things in potato guns.
Posted by: Alex | May 22, 2006 at 07:35 PM
World War I? The Kaiser strikes from beyond the grave!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Does Stephen King know about this?
Posted by: Phil | May 22, 2006 at 07:56 PM
potatoes au grenaden
Posted by: columbo | May 22, 2006 at 08:06 PM
Are you going in Scarborough plant?
shell tips, spuds, and hand grenades.
Something, something....
Humbug. My muse apparently skipped out for a drink right in the middle of that verse....
Posted by: markhh | May 23, 2006 at 08:28 AM
Vegetable du jour: potatoes au grenaden with a light mustard gas sauce.
(With thanks to columbo)
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | May 23, 2006 at 11:43 AM