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Idaho Potato Commission kinda redundant, ain't it? Like, Wisconsin Cheese Commission.
Posted by: MOTW | May 16, 2006 at 01:03 PM
"I don't have the heart to cut it," she said.
"You can tell my lips, or you can tell my hips, that you're going to dump me if you can; But don't tell my liver, it never would forgive her, it might blow up and circumcise this man!" (Bad Song Survey, by Dave Barry)
Posted by: MOTW | May 16, 2006 at 01:06 PM
The spud wound up in the kitchen of someone with a receptive eye.
I have never, ever put a spud or a part of a spud in my eye. I guess that makes my eyes nonreceptive...
Posted by: markhh | May 16, 2006 at 01:15 PM
Oh for ...
Someone needs to get a life ... I recall findin' odd-shaped spuds many times, when diggin' up the crop from our garden in the fall ...
there wuz this one shaped EXactly like a ... um ... nevermind ... HOWever, even Dewey the Weatherman would show some of those strange veggies ... I dismember on that looked like two ... um ... nevermind ...
Nevermind ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | May 16, 2006 at 01:30 PM
That's probably better than a potato-shaped heart.
*Goes for a swim in his kidney-shaped pool*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 16, 2006 at 02:27 PM
Blue - yew've got a pool-shaped kidney? Wowser!
Obscure reference:
Real Estate Agent: ... Spacious grass, wall-to-wall trees, room for pool ...
Peter Tischmann: What's "pool"?
REA: Eh ... it's like Snooker ...
(Big smile and a handshake for first one to know whut that comes from. Extra big smooch for the Ladies ... merely sayin' ...)
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | May 16, 2006 at 02:40 PM
OU - did you really want these 2 lines together? "Someone needs to get a life ... I recall findin' odd-shaped spuds many times, when diggin' up the crop from our garden in the fall ... "
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw potatoes. ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 16, 2006 at 03:07 PM
Yeah, Annie ... I wuz usin' self-deprecatin' "humor" to alleviate the sting from my caustic criticism ... merely admittin' that I'm far from perfect moi ownself ...
How far?
Quite far ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | May 16, 2006 at 03:10 PM
The contrast was funny - 'get a life! Now, when I pick potatoes...'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 16, 2006 at 03:16 PM
Well, I got it half right then ... pleased that I could provide you with a modicum of amusementednessocity ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | May 16, 2006 at 03:23 PM
"The president of the Idaho Potato Commission says there's no way a heart-shaped potato should have made it through the state's inspection system without being pulled aside and turned into french fries"
Man, love hurts...
Posted by: marfie | May 16, 2006 at 03:28 PM
You can bet this will probably end up on eBay and sell for $17 bazillion.
Posted by: Schadeboy | May 16, 2006 at 04:16 PM
Put it on the couch with a beer. Call it "K-Spud."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 16, 2006 at 07:48 PM
WOW!!!! This is so amazing. I have NEVER seen ANYTHING like it. If you look really closely, you can see a tiny picture of the Virgin on the left-hand side.
Posted by: Beth | May 17, 2006 at 12:02 AM