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May 22, 2006

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Thanks to LabSpecimen)

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Seven named after a dwarf and three little pigs to be named later.

Watch one of the majors be named Debbie.

Hehehe "Hurricane Dopey" hehehee

Sittin' on my butt
generator says "whut"
half of my roof is out on my lawn
but still I don't falter
just sippin' with Walter
he's my compadre that helps me hang on

Wastin' away again in Generatorville
Searching for my lost ration of gas
This hurricane has brought me nothing but pain
But I know - this too shall pass

I don't know the reason
this hurricane season
them tropical storms won't leave me alone
But I got a passion
for maxin', relaxin'
sittin' here drinkin' with my walrus bone

Wastin' away again in Generatorville
Searching for my lost ration of gas
This hurricane has brought me nothing but pain
But I know - this too shall pass

There is no hot water
Can't bathe like we oughter
My family smells like a dirty wet mule
But a couple more warm ones
And I'll have the gumption
to go out and get some petroleum fuel

Wastin' away again in Generatorville
Searching for my lost ration of gas
This hurricane has brought me nothing but pain
But I know - this too shall pass

Yes this hurricane has brought me nothing but pain
And now I got my own damn gas.

They can name a hurricane after a sitting President?

"Meteorologists predict that at least seven out of the 10 hurricanes will be situated directly over Dave Barry's house, most of them occurring immediately after his generator is carried off by squirrels."

Chianca! We blacked that part out so as not to upset Dave! Now you've RUINED everything!!!

Heh... I (probably) don't have to worry about that form of evil weather here. Life in the desert (not dessert... hmm, on that note meee neeeeed chocolate...) is starting to look up.

That just blows

(hey - SOMEONE had to say it... get off my back!)

Oh, just hurricanes? Phbllth! I thought it was going to say Twitney was expecting quints or something.

my ex bf just moved to hurricane central, so go ahead and blame it all on me.......

**lights more dark candles, and resumes chanting evil incantations....**

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