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May 31, 2006

ITEM GUYS SHOULD NOT LOOK AT OF THE DAY

Also: Huh?

(Thanks to 80 billion people, none of whom, presumably, are guys.)

Posted by judi on May 31, 2006 at 02:42 PM in YELLOW FOR CAUTION | Permalink

Comments

Operator, I've been disconnected.....

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 02:46 PM on May 31, 2006

"See! I will only love YOU!"

"Not without THAT you won't."

Posted by: Punkin Poo | 02:47 PM on May 31, 2006

Guys are just weird!

Posted by: hagymom | 02:47 PM on May 31, 2006

I dont get it, he cut off his p&nis and they are reattaching an organ? One is a skin flute and the other is a keyboard - they arent even in the same section of the orchestra!

Posted by: CoastRaven | 02:47 PM on May 31, 2006

And all I got was a lousy ring...

Posted by: Somewhere North | 02:47 PM on May 31, 2006

"An Affair to Dismember"

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 02:48 PM on May 31, 2006

Gee, I wonder if there were alcoholic drinks being consumed before the incident?

Posted by: JT | 02:50 PM on May 31, 2006

*SNORKS* to Annie

You've been on fire lately

Posted by: BS | 02:51 PM on May 31, 2006

Gues the Missus won't be getting royally screwed anytime soon

Posted by: 24-aholic | 03:07 PM on May 31, 2006

Catch the extra "s"

Posted by: 24-aholic | 03:08 PM on May 31, 2006

thanks, bs....it's the hormones.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 03:10 PM on May 31, 2006

The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.

The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely,

*snork, just snork*

Posted by: fivver | 03:13 PM on May 31, 2006

I heard there's an opening for a real man on a New Zealand rugby team.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 03:14 PM on May 31, 2006

Well, he'll be faithful from now on anyway.

Does that count?

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | 03:46 PM on May 31, 2006

"Son?"

"Yes mom?"

"You be sure to tell everyone that daddy did this to himself. Unless you never need to sleep again."

"Okay mom."

Posted by: fivver | 03:48 PM on May 31, 2006

Man Severs Penis to Prove Faithfulness...

Sounds good to me!

You guys are such babies when it comes to a little injury.

Posted by: Mikey | 03:51 PM on May 31, 2006

And this proved his fathfulness how? It certainly proved he was stupid!

Posted by: Rocket | 04:24 PM on May 31, 2006

Methinks the gentleman doth protest TOO MUCH!

Posted by: Hanna | 04:48 PM on May 31, 2006

What was the guy thinking with?

Posted by: daisymae | 07:26 PM on May 31, 2006

And right next to this article, an ad urging us to "unleash the power of corn."

Posted by: Mike "Dr. Mad's Dork" Weasel | 07:46 PM on May 31, 2006

Faithful? You want faithful??? OK...HERE's Old Faithful! Now you'll ALWAYS know where it...omigod......

*thud*

Posted by: Betsy | 10:10 PM on May 31, 2006

"...the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying."

Another poor kid scared for life.

Posted by: Bumble | 10:55 PM on May 31, 2006

Make that scarred for life. Though scared works, too.

Posted by: Bumble | 10:58 PM on May 31, 2006

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