IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
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May 27, 2006
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threepeat!
Nothing says you love Jesus like eating his picture every day.
Posted by: Ann | May 27, 2006 at 09:15 AM
I'm not really picturing Christ saying "Do this in rememberance of me--and if you could grill my picture into the bread, that would probably help."
But, what do I know.
Posted by: spinner8 | May 27, 2006 at 09:24 AM
Order today and get the Faith Based Cookbook free with your order. But wait! Order in the next 10 minutes using your credit card and you'll also recieve this miraculous "Apron of Turin." Supplies are limited. Operators are standing by.
Posted by: Lairbo | May 27, 2006 at 09:33 AM
The Apron of Turin would be a nice inducement, but I ain't ordering until they throw in the Jesus' Buckets-O-Blood wine glasses.
Posted by: random thunking | May 27, 2006 at 09:44 AM
[insert bad kitchen accident/resurrection joke here]
Posted by: djtonyb | May 27, 2006 at 09:54 AM
For your riotous entertainment events, try our Muhamed waffle iron!
Posted by: CJrun | May 27, 2006 at 09:56 AM
[especially effective when used to grill pork chops, instead].
Posted by: CJrun | May 27, 2006 at 09:57 AM
Especially good for Communion bread....
Posted by: Kathy P. | May 27, 2006 at 10:00 AM
Worhsip at Every Meal With JesusPan
Now that's what I call tasteful!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 27, 2006 at 10:07 AM
"Worship"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 27, 2006 at 10:08 AM
*sneeze* @ lairbo
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | May 27, 2006 at 10:27 AM
Feeds multitudes with a single panful!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 27, 2006 at 10:28 AM
topped with Mary Magdalen Maple Syrup!! (a/k/a Mrs. Jesusworth)
Posted by: insomniac | May 27, 2006 at 10:33 AM
BuddhaPan?
Posted by: pepe | May 27, 2006 at 10:38 AM
I can't believe they didn't use the word "divine" in the ad copy.
LBFF: gezundheit!
Posted by: Lairbo | May 27, 2006 at 10:46 AM
Pepe: If you see the Buddha on the bread, you must eat it.
Posted by: Lairbo | May 27, 2006 at 10:49 AM
What! No Moses egg separator or Twelve Disciples cookie cutters?
Christ Almighty...
Posted by: Kilmeny | May 27, 2006 at 10:57 AM
HOLY [And, I do mean HOLY] Frying pans, Batman!
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | May 27, 2006 at 11:02 AM
lairbo, thank you. i live to learn.
Posted by: pepe | May 27, 2006 at 11:02 AM
*zips in*
It's good to see everyone at the top of their game on a Saturday morning!
*applauds all posts* :)
*zips out to make Jesus French Toast*
Posted by: Eleanor | May 27, 2006 at 11:17 AM
amazing crepes
how sweet and round
they're wearing our Lord's face!
ignore the cost
their smell will astound
and their awesome taste!
Posted by: insomniac | May 27, 2006 at 11:17 AM
Oh man... You just know that someone's gonna get hit with one of those and have to explain how they got a Jesus welt on the side of their face.
Posted by: Steve | May 27, 2006 at 11:20 AM
Steve: "Stovemata".
Posted by: Lairbo | May 27, 2006 at 11:38 AM
Steve,
LOL .. LOL . LOL . . Thank you!
Posted by: Sondra | May 27, 2006 at 11:40 AM
Insom is that a prayer or a song?
(snork)
Posted by: daisymae | May 27, 2006 at 11:50 AM
Each pan comes with the "How Would Jesus Drive?" Keyring!
Posted by: MoFaux | May 27, 2006 at 12:01 PM
Anyone else hear thunder?
*Hides*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 27, 2006 at 12:07 PM
What if I made a grilled deviled ham sandwich?
Posted by: Wavey | May 27, 2006 at 12:09 PM
Wavey --
You should be able to smell the brimstone, at least ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | May 27, 2006 at 12:14 PM
And for our Jewish friends, we now offer The Burning Bush Bagel Baker.
I've heard it works much better then the Jim Bakker.
Posted by: Pirateboy | May 27, 2006 at 12:34 PM
*snork* at Amazing Crêpes
Posted by: Sarah J | May 27, 2006 at 12:44 PM
How many of those could Pat Robertson lift?
Posted by: bbescuela | May 27, 2006 at 01:01 PM
Bagels! YUM!
Posted by: Jewish chick | May 27, 2006 at 01:08 PM
*snorks!* to everyone and to the image of El burning her tongue while preparing her "French" toast.
And now for a serious note: In this week's Dave column (see the left sidebar), Dave says, "I never have cared for the Yankees, and for a very sound reason: The Yankees are evil."
That is all.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | May 27, 2006 at 01:15 PM
The really sad part is I am expecting for something made with this to show up at my church's Sunday breakfast any day now.
Oh yeh, and snork@insom
Posted by: Jacki | May 27, 2006 at 01:18 PM
If they don't market this thing as the perfect gift for Shrove Tuesday, they don't know what they're doing.
Posted by: Lairbo | May 27, 2006 at 02:17 PM
O, Lordy...*takes bite of freshly made bread*...SWEET JESUS!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | May 27, 2006 at 02:29 PM
Huge *snorks* @ y'all!
(Shoulders jiggling with mirth while wiping Jesus-imprinted matzoh brie off computer screen)
Posted by: herb | May 27, 2006 at 02:32 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to shoving Jesus down your throat.
Posted by: not*my*real*name | May 27, 2006 at 03:06 PM
Definitely needs to be accompanied by the "What Would Jesus Cook?" book. Recipe ideas, anyone?
Posted by: shellann | May 27, 2006 at 03:36 PM
Bread. Fish. Serves 5,000 ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | May 27, 2006 at 03:40 PM
Sure, it's made from durable steel and topped with a non-stick coating, but - is it lightning-proof??
Posted by: Militant Grammarian | May 27, 2006 at 03:50 PM
no, no, its what would jesus drive.
a honda, of course, because all the apostles arrived in one accord.
sorry, from another jewish chick ... and insomniac, now i cant get amazing grace outta my head, so i will leave you all with this one... did you know that you can sing the words to amazing grace to the tune of gilligan's island??? oh yeah, and vice versa too.
go for it y'all.
and maybe we should let pat robertson in on this jesus bakeware deal, he could bench press that stuff....
Posted by: queensbee | May 27, 2006 at 04:29 PM
queensbee - that was just hateful.
*exits humming the theme to Gilligan's Island and singing Amazing Grace*
Posted by: djtonyb | May 27, 2006 at 04:47 PM
"What would Jesus dough?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 27, 2006 at 04:53 PM
Holy smoke! The bread recipe says it takes 3 days to rise.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 27, 2006 at 05:12 PM
*SNORK* at Annie and insom
You made my Saturday!
Posted by: Ann | May 27, 2006 at 05:37 PM
Thanks, Ann. I kneaded that.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 27, 2006 at 06:59 PM
Annie:
No, I think you got it wrong...I think it goes like...um...
"What would Jesus....d'oh!"
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | May 27, 2006 at 08:45 PM
Careful, tropichunt.com guy - I know jew-dough.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 27, 2006 at 08:50 PM
So do I, Annie. :)
*assumes the position*
Posted by: Jewish Chick | May 27, 2006 at 10:11 PM
*snorking like a fool now*
Posted by: Cat R. | May 28, 2006 at 10:59 AM
Could be a whole line of cookware in this - a pan for hot cross buns, for instance.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | May 28, 2006 at 06:03 PM
Bill - maybe for hot cross nuns.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2006 at 06:03 PM
This is the pan they use at the deli described in scripture--where Jesus put the demons in the pigs, and they ran over the cliff and drowned... deviled ham and dampened spirits...
Posted by: Hanna | May 29, 2006 at 01:43 AM
"Dude, where are we going?
...... And why are we in this handbasket?"
That is all. Guess I'm the only one offended by this.
Posted by: mUFFLES | May 30, 2006 at 06:48 PM