BATS: SMARTER THAN US?
We report; You decide.
Key Quote:
To see just what methods a bat uses to make the lightning fast interception, the team took infrared video and sound recordings of eight big brown bats intercepting both free flying and tethered insects in Moss’s specially designed bat lab.
That's right: Scientists, working in a Bat Lab, have figured out how to tether an insect. ("Grab him, Dr. Hoopleman! Hold his legs!")

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I wonder if there is somekind of trademark infringement by using the term "specially designed bat lab.".
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | May 04, 2006 at 08:10 AM
and this falls into the category of "rocket science"?
Posted by: puppytoes | May 04, 2006 at 08:11 AM
and, for the record... we used to "tether" insects as kids (one bee + 1 piece of thread = hours and hours of good, clean, sadistic fun).
Posted by: puppytoes | May 04, 2006 at 08:13 AM
P-toes....we did this with flies in school. A long strand of hair borrowed from one of the girls (they never wanted it back for some reason) and tie it around the fly. Like a dog on a leash, but upside-down.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | May 04, 2006 at 08:34 AM
Got to try this with my fly rod.
After a couple of beers, of course.
Posted by: mudstuffin | May 04, 2006 at 08:56 AM
Bat Lab? Does Adam West know about this?
The first time I read this, I thought echolocating bats was echolactating bats; which would be something completely different.
Posted by: slyeyes | May 04, 2006 at 09:04 AM
Who wants to bet that at least ONE of those scientists has sung out "Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da BATMAN!" while working....
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 04, 2006 at 09:07 AM
"The bat emits a series of ultrasonic pulses through its mouth to search its environment."..
similar to Paris Hilton
"“Constant bearing is a simple, intuitive way of doing complicated mathematical calculations,” says, lead author Keymaster of Ghoser, Ph.D. “
where's Zuul?? Who does your taxes?
"Holy vocalizations, Batman, they're like guided missiles"
Posted by: russell | May 04, 2006 at 09:33 AM
Yeah punkin - Or when they were done their morning coffee in the UofM Commissary, one of them would always stand up with arms akimbo and say
"Quickly - to the Bat Cave!"
Posted by: CoastRaven | May 04, 2006 at 09:34 AM
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a veterinarian!
Posted by: Dr McCoy | May 04, 2006 at 09:40 AM
puppytoes~ My mom says she used to do that. I guess you guys had to have something to do before there were blogs. :-)
Posted by: Bumble | May 04, 2006 at 09:46 AM
All of this research brings us one step closer to realizing mankind's dream of making it easier to get moth balls.
Posted by: Lairbo | May 04, 2006 at 09:54 AM
*snork* at lairbo
Posted by: crossgirl | May 04, 2006 at 09:58 AM
Someone smack Bumble for the geezer crowd. I'd do it, but I'm too busy attaching cables to these gnats....
Posted by: Higgy | May 04, 2006 at 09:58 AM
Higgy~ I've got more in common with the geezer crowd than I'd like to think. I started getting gray hairs when I was 16, and I've already started talking about "the good old days." You know, when gas was $.99 once right after I got my license. *shudder*
Posted by: Bumble | May 04, 2006 at 10:22 AM
Tethered Insects WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 04, 2006 at 10:25 AM
Speaking of sadistic insect fun, has anyone seen that website that tells you how to make a airplane out of matchsticks and flys? If so... can you send it to me? That thing cracks me up, but I have no clue what the link is.
Posted by: MzVette | May 04, 2006 at 10:31 AM
Well working in the bat lab sounds a lot more fun than working in the DNA Poo lab.
Posted by: Mad "soon to be Weasel" Scientist | May 04, 2006 at 11:19 AM
Bumble, you too? I thought it was because I was working at Chuck E. Cheese's 40 hrs. a week.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | May 04, 2006 at 11:34 AM
MzVette,
That's the first thing I thought of.
Here it is.
Posted by: Glix | May 04, 2006 at 11:47 AM
Announcement
I, as someone who was fortunate enough to be able to provide a little help (that's all she needed, a "little") to Bumble in her Business Law Class, I'd like to report that she excelled and her grade was better than an A!!!
WTG, Bumble!!!!
private message to Bumble: L'Oreal. That is all.
Posted by: Eleanor | May 04, 2006 at 12:36 PM
Is Gary Larson running that lab, or what?
Posted by: Lairbo | May 04, 2006 at 01:13 PM
Puzzlin' quote: ... may have pushed the bat to adopt this technique to catch a meal on the go as quickly as possible ...
Couldn't the bats merely go thru the drive-up lane @ Mickey D's for this?
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | May 04, 2006 at 01:25 PM
"The bat emits a series of ultrasonic pulses through its mouth to search its environment."..
similar to Paris Hilton -- russell
Tears... hyperventilating... looking like an idiot in your office? Priceless.
Posted by: Chatmal | May 04, 2006 at 01:44 PM
*blushing @ El's comment*
And thanks for the tip, but I'm not the dyeing type. :-)
Posted by: Bumble | May 04, 2006 at 01:48 PM
Make a airplane out of matchsticks and flys? -- MzVette
No smoking aboard... (I'm just sayin')
Posted by: Chatmal | May 04, 2006 at 01:51 PM
way to go bumble!
Posted by: crossgirl | May 04, 2006 at 01:56 PM
I have a friend who used to tether flies to little pieces of string.
Posted by: Eli | May 04, 2006 at 03:12 PM
tethering beetles is also a fine activity for a lazy summer afternoon - remembering the good times...
Posted by: sparrow | May 04, 2006 at 10:28 PM
Congrats Bumble!
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | May 04, 2006 at 10:33 PM
And when the experiment ended, the scientists all suddenly realized their subjects had bat breath.
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