ANOTHER CLASSY GIFT FOR DAD

(Also via Gizmodo)

Comments

[Sarah J]

I simply love it. It makes me feel comfortable in the fact that I can make all the noise I want when no one else is in my office and have no fear that anyone walking in afterwards will confront any embarrassing, ill odors of any sort.

gross!

[CoastRaven]

The Flat-D Chair Pad???

I have yet to meet a "flat D"
IYKWIM

[Wurm42]

First?

[fivver]

that is a great weight off of my shoulders.

Pressure's off, huh dude?

[Wurm42]

Doh!

Forget about offices, we need to issue these things on trains and airplanes.

And maybe at Taco-Bell.

[24-aholic]

ummmm...what happens when you stand up? Does a big black cloud float up out of the pad? Cuz, that would be a dead giveaway, for sure.

[fAt boy]

Our company is moving us into cubicals this fall.....certainly a must especially after mexican food for lunch!

[Musically Challenged]

If it could be shaped and worn like underwear then we could eats burritos like there's no tomorrow.

[Wurm42]

Doh!

Forget about offices, we need to issue these things on trains and airplanes.

And maybe at Taco-Bell.

[ScottMGS]

Boy, am I glad my name isn't Pat F. Charleston in South Carolina! *g*

[WoosterGirl]

Forget the chair pad, I need to get jeans and pants lined with that stuff for my guy. He is one smelly fellah.

Pressure's off and OUT, IYKWIM.

[Betsi]

gas *isn't* gone? I'm confused.

[MOTW]

Key Selling Point: For your bloating or digestion needs

[fivver]

Of course after a night of tacos and beer, there's not enough coal in West Virginia...

[Musically Challenged]

snork @ Wooster.

Other than 'he stinks bad', I assume he is an OK guy or are you aiming too low ?

[clark kent]

I saw on another site where the British have developed a baked bean pop tart.

That could be dangerous but I bet with the Flat-D chair pad you're good to go...

Maybe they could do a cross promotion....

[mudstuffin]

"THAT IS OLD TECHNOLOGY! NOT VERY EFFECTIVE! Your gas won't be gone. Our product does not make your chair higher either!"

and...(drumroll)...

"All your farts are belong to us!"

(Rimshot)

[mudstuffin]

and by (Rimshot) I mean *toot*.

"Our product does not make your chair higher either!"

No, holding a volleyball's worth of gas in your butt will, though.

[TC]

OK, where's the fun in lettin' a fart that doesn't stink?

[Lairbo]

They coulda come up with way better names for this. The UnWhoopee Cushion, the Whoopee Cushioner, the Gas Bag, Fart-Be-Gone, GasMaster 2000, TootMaster 3000... I mean really, these guys weren't even trying.

[Cheryl]

The DeStinkalator ...

[Cheryl]

Fart-N-Fresh

[swilmor]

"When gas is expelled the pad absorbs the odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or fart. This flatulence filter thin cloth pad has high absorption of flatulance odor or flatus."

Sorry... just had to *discharges gas* paste this paragraph somewhere. Impressed by the technical wording for such a mundane bodily function.

Can they put this stuff on toilet seats too?

[MOTW]

*snork* @ Lairbo!

[SC Johnson Wax]

Cheryl - Press-N-Fart?

[Bill]

This is only half a product. Build something that absorbs the SOUND of a fart as well and you've the cubicle-dweller's best friend.

[MOTW]

Bill, that something should also absorb the sound of annoyingly LOUD VOICES. Maybe like THIS.

[swilmor]

MOTW - right on!

[Annie Where-but-here]

That's a bit pricey. Why not just strap a fish tank filter on your butt?

[marfie]

Or sit on a bag of briquets.

[Blondentropy]

Check the links on the site, they have many other products- even for underwear, Musically Challanged!

[Annie Where-but-here]

marfie - because briquets are soooo '90's.

[O. the U(manity)]

Flat-D ... is that the same as Sharp-C?

(Well, if y'all get the proper size of fish tank filter, there's always the potential for usin' it as a suppository ... might wanna watch out for those square corners, tho ... merely sayin' ...)

[marfie]

And I quote..."Tell a friend about our site. You might help them more than you may ever realize."

And.....that would be because they will never talk to you again, so therefore how could you know just how much your friendly little word helped?

And....if you are telling them about the site for a very specific reason, don't you think you would realize JUST how much you helped them if the damn thing actually works AND they are willing to speak to you again?!?

[marfie]

Annie - Briquets are 90's? Why? Is the answer going to make me want to go and seek out my Emotional Support Dog?

[Annie Where-but-here]

marfie - I figured you should hear it from a friend. I didn't want you to be seen in public with an unfashionable gas-buster.

[marfie]

Damn, I'm out of snappy comments. All this rapid-fire blogging has left me winded.

[Punkin Poo]

I read somewhere (yes, I READ), that samples were taken from the various parts of movie theater seats, looking for bacteria - like on the arms, etc.

Worst spot was the seat - which contained lots of fecal matter. (Apparently those Dockers aren't as tightly woven as we might like to think....

[AllieKat]

Oh thanks, Punkin!
That three hours I spent in a movie theater seat watching King Kong doesn't seem disgusting at ALL now!

[Cheryl]

Ewww ... Punkin POOOOOOOO!!!

I wasn't obsessive compulsive when we started, but I think I need to go wash my hands 42 times.

[Wavey]

Now all it needs is noise cancellation technology built in that would match the fart sound waves with a perfect reverse mirror sound wave, thereby cancelling out the toot. They could call it the Stealth Fart Mat or the Fart Ninja or something.

[Punkin Poo]

Hey - I'm just here to pass on knowledge. However disgusting that knowledge may be.

[O. the U(manity)]

You share 'cuz you care, right Punkin?