YES, THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT MOTORISTS WILL DIE

But dammit, Audi owners need their espresso.

(Via Gizmodo)

Comments

[ShadowKatmandu]

For that FIRST coffee spill of the morning.

[Guin]

Gaah! Is Kiefer playing a vampire?

[almne]

Now all that cars need is a kitchen sink.

[Rocket]

Oh good, we can make coffee while we talk on our cell phone - that just makes me feel so safe!

[almne]

Wow, triple simulepost.

[Lairbo]

This device should really be built into the car's roof, with a hamster feeding tube-like spout hanging down for drivers to lift their heads toward for some warm espresso.

A stupid idea, you say? Well, yes, but no stupider than installing a espresso maker in a car at all. If you're gonna get stupid, I say go all the way with it.

[Annie Where-but-here]

"Sorry I was late. Dang squirrel got into the espresso machine again and wouldn't let me near the car."

[daisymae]

"sits neatly in the central arm rest between the passenger."

my inner grammarian doth protest

Carry on.

[Syerra]

And for those with a smaller budget.... a beer dispenser in all Escorts and Civics:)

[Syerra]

P.S. Kiefer/vampire.. that still has to be from "The Lost Boys" movie. He was pretty hot in those days....

[Cheryl Howard]

They forgot the giant highly visable disclaimer sticker that says "Warning contents are extremely hot!!!!" that comes with all coffee beverages at drive through windows thanks to really dumb McCustomers.

[Suzy Q]

daisymae: I quite concur.

[Punkin Poo]

Oh God! The Simpsons are coming true! Remember the episode where Homer gets all these gadgets for the inside of his car - including a FRY-O-LATOR!

*runs and hides under bed*

[Wavey]

So if I spill hot coffee on my lap while I'm negotiating a turn, can I sue Audio for millions, a la Liebeck v. McDonald's?

[Wavey]

Err..."Audio" = Audi.

Hey, it could be a good strategy. Buy an expensive Audi, then purposely scald yourself, sue for millions, pay off the Audi and retire early.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wavery - It would have been, if you hadn't tipped your hand first on this blog, silly.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I can see the Audi commercials now: "As seen on The Simpsons..." Homer would have his pinky finger up in the air so dainty-like.

[Annie Where-but-here]

"Wavery"?!?! So sorrory, Wavey!

[Wavey]

I ain't no wafer, Miss! :)

Haha, don't worry about it. My nick is technically misspelled anyway -- probably should be Wavy. But, see the second definition in the Urban Dictionary.

My real name has a silent "e" in it too, so I guess that's another reason.

[Wavey]

Oh Wait...the wafers are "waverLy", not "wavery."

OK, now that I just killed any humor in my previous post, I'll, uh, skip to the next thread now...

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wow, Wavey - you shot that knee-slapper in the thigh. Which is a nice segue into....the next thread! Take it away, Jack!

[Addicted to 24]

Has driving the .000000000001 of a mile between Starbucks become that hard folks? Then again I am from Seattle and they have us on a mocha I.V. from birth.

[Wavey]

It seems like America really has a huge coffee addiction. I know a guy who simply can't function without drinking a steady, hourly dose of coffee throughout the entire workday. I know that "can't function without my java" is cliched, but in his case it is absolutely true. He falls asleep at his desk if the coffee machine's broken.

Again I am reminded of this website.

The one on caffeine is the most messed up. Of course we're not spiders (well, most of us aren't), but still...

[Pat]

Great, now mental illness cases will soar. Better buy a helmet...