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April 12, 2006
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What Would Jesus Dodge?
Posted by: lurker | April 12, 2006 at 04:35 PM
Someone took this line from pulp fiction to heart...
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | April 12, 2006 at 04:35 PM
*snork* @ lurker
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | April 12, 2006 at 04:36 PM
So wutz the big deal? Most men of the cloth usually say stuff like "Boo-Yah, In yo face sucka!! I own you, biyotch." It's when they start doing the "tea-bag dance" that you have to worry.
Posted by: random thunking (semi-jewish) | April 12, 2006 at 04:36 PM
and so ended another part-time job for young Jack Bauer...
Posted by: insomniac | April 12, 2006 at 04:37 PM
Moses would have
1) turned the coaches whistles to snakes
2) made the water fountain give blood
3) parted the dodgeballs and led the nerdy to the Promised Library
Posted by: insomniac | April 12, 2006 at 04:41 PM
Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: Eleanor | April 12, 2006 at 05:03 PM
El...C'mon...you know the answer to that:)
Posted by: Betsy | April 12, 2006 at 05:32 PM
Clearly that youth minister has never dodged a wrench.
Posted by: MartiniShark | April 12, 2006 at 07:54 PM
Well, this should be good sermon material.
"Throughout your life, the unrighteous among us will throw many balls at your head. But I say unto you, if you put your faith in Jesus, he will lift you up and give you the energy and POWER to dodge those balls! Hallelujah!!"
(And if that doesn't work, just bash the unrighteous people's heads in...)
Posted by: Wavey | April 12, 2006 at 09:39 PM
Hell hath no fury like a youth minister on the receiving end of a dodgeball smackdown.
Posted by: LadyBug (doing the got-my-first-link-posted-at-Dave's-place dance) | April 12, 2006 at 10:15 PM
>(And if that doesn't work, just bash the unrighteous people's heads in..
It wasn't the head of the unrighteous, but his b*lls.
Looks like the Minister was making an attempt to reduce competition under Lev 21:20. Set the SEC onto him.
Posted by: Ross | April 13, 2006 at 03:47 AM
Yeah, OK, so that should have been "And if that doesn't work, just kick the unrighteous people in the groin."
Posted by: Wavey | April 13, 2006 at 08:06 AM