"WELL, DUH" HEADLINE OF THE DAY SO FAR
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April 16, 2006
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next headline :"Opposing teams can't seem to shake Booty"
Posted by: insomniac | April 16, 2006 at 11:05 PM
I'm just sad that he gave up a potential career on defense. I hear that as a tackler, once he got a hold of you, you just couldn't shake that Booty.
Posted by: Malcolm | April 16, 2006 at 11:06 PM
Booty hurt his back - let this be a warning to the rest of you - wear a brace or two or a girdle or something....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 16, 2006 at 11:09 PM
Leinart leaves and Pete Carroll immediately issues a Booty Call. I think USC would be better off with "Dirty" Sanchez.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | April 16, 2006 at 11:09 PM
So ... Trojans #1 ... again?
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | April 16, 2006 at 11:14 PM
*snork* @ judi
Well, duh!
Posted by: KDF | April 16, 2006 at 11:24 PM
Booty no. 1 for Trojans. Um, yeah! Is this article an innuendo festival or what?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 16, 2006 at 11:29 PM
"Just that Mark (Sanchez) gained more ground on him."
Mark Sanchez? This article is a gift from above.
Posted by: KDF | April 16, 2006 at 11:33 PM
Shouldn't we all be asleep now, I guess not, seeing that I am working the overnight at Childrens this am.
Posted by: S_P_J_G™ | April 16, 2006 at 11:38 PM
"(Carroll) told me that I have what he's looking for in a back... I just can't wait to... show him what I can do."
*stifles, waits, busts out laughing*
Posted by: KDF | April 16, 2006 at 11:38 PM
NTTAWWT
Posted by: KDF | April 16, 2006 at 11:39 PM
"Trojans, trojans, We never break."
Posted by: S_P_J_G™ | April 16, 2006 at 11:44 PM
Trojan fan (since I was *this* tall) here... Three years ago, during Leinart's "rocky" start as the starter, the home fans would yell "bring in Booty" halfway through the 2nd quarter. Last year, a great way to get a laugh from a whole section of the crowd was to wait for quiet and then yell "bring in Booty".
As for Mark Sanchez... Kid is incredible. But while John David Booty has that 3-name thing reserved for serial killers, Mark Sanchez looks like Richard Ramirez. I can just picture him saying "I'm going to Disneyland" after being sentenced to death.
I'm kinda torn between the two though... Imagine every televised game next year...
"Booty goes to the line, Patrick Turner in motion, Booty goes to an audible, hands off to Johnson, who bursts up the middle for 10 yards."
"You know Steve, technically speaking, that play was a Booty call."
Ha ha ha ha ha. The news report on tax day about the lines at the Post Office at midnight thinks that line is original.
Posted by: Brad | April 16, 2006 at 11:56 PM
"....questions about Chauncey Washington left the Trojans thin at their trademark position. "
Bad call, coach.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 17, 2006 at 12:01 AM
Subtitle: "Bling-Bling from Boosters a Close Second"
Posted by: bbescuela | April 17, 2006 at 01:04 AM
Ar der be mein booty.
Waite I thought booty was for number 2.
Posted by: Alfred | April 17, 2006 at 04:47 AM
You guys!
Too early here for witty repartee ... movin' to Sioux Falls today ... will chase tomatoes tonite, if the motel has highspeed -- as advertised -- blog safely today ...
Oops! That (blog safely) is a paraphrase of railroad talk, and yet -- it sorta almost follows this thread ... a little bit ... hmmmm ...
Still better to be lucky, than good ... eh?
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | April 17, 2006 at 07:48 AM
O. the U. - it depends...lucky in what way? or good at what? :)
*snork* @ Alfred! (weren't you sleeping?)
Posted by: southerngirl | April 17, 2006 at 08:10 AM
Booty call!
Posted by: daisymae | April 17, 2006 at 08:25 AM
From the same article: "With Powdrell and fullback Brandon Hancock providing the power, Carroll said he was looking for a flashy, elusive runner to catch his eye in the fall."
I know that we don't make fun of peoples names on the blog, so I will refrain from saying anything.
(also it is too early in the a.m. and my brain isn't quite up to working yet)
Posted by: LucyVanPelt | April 17, 2006 at 08:43 AM
U t O: If Sioux Falls today will we have Vapid City tomorrow?
Posted by: pogo | April 17, 2006 at 08:45 AM
U. the O. - are you driving, flying, or taking the train (remember the movie 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles'?)
Posted by: daisymae | April 17, 2006 at 08:55 AM
booty is late??? i guess it is time for a booty call.. [ok, that's lame]
Posted by: queensbee | April 17, 2006 at 09:13 AM
Lucky @ most NEthing ... good @ whut really matters, with a little luck tossed in ... just for ... um ... luck ...
Nope, no Vapid City, altho I've got a cousin who lives there ... no RR of our brand serves that area ...
Drivin' the truck to SF,Sodak ... then, if weather permits (looks doubtful thru Wednesday) I'll be workin' on the rails ... with the truck ... but ewe gnu that ...
Leavin' now ... about 9-10 hours on the road ... check on the blog tonite, if the motel has highspeed, as advertised ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | April 17, 2006 at 09:15 AM
... and yeah ... I got the Sioux (not Sue) Falls ... Vapid (not Rapid) joke/puns ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | April 17, 2006 at 09:16 AM
How has noone said this yet?
Shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake
Shake your Booty!
Shake your Booty!
Posted by: Suzy Q | April 17, 2006 at 09:30 AM
Suzy...we were too busy, you know, dancin'...
Posted by: daisymae | April 17, 2006 at 10:17 AM
See you guys tonight for 24.
Posted by: daisymae | April 17, 2006 at 10:18 AM
I'm just glad he doesn't play basketball.
* Booty dribbles down the court
* Booty hands off
* Booty receives the backdoor pass
* Booty with the penetration
* Booty takes it to the hole
* 2-handed jam for Booty!!!
Posted by: nateislate | April 17, 2006 at 10:46 AM
Brad, I love the "tax day at the post office" TV news report. Especially around 11:30p.m when the cars are in line and the reporters are going from car to car asking, "And why are you here?" It's nice to know there's consistency in reporting. I also look forward to "Day before Thanksgiving weekend at the airport".
Posted by: Eleanor | April 17, 2006 at 12:11 PM
Don't forget they have to play Oregon State.
Posted by: osu? | April 17, 2006 at 12:15 PM
Exactly Eleanor. Can't wait for the local perky news tonight!! The other one that is great is the "biggest shopping day of the year" on Friday after Thanksgiving, with 500 wanna-be homeless people camped in the snow in front of Target and WalMart hoping to get all their Christmas shopping done before 10 am that morning.
Posted by: Brad | April 17, 2006 at 02:14 PM
Yes Brad, that's a good one too. Especially when someone gets trampled.
Posted by: Eleanor | April 17, 2006 at 03:37 PM
El, my personal favorite is when they've got six reporters doing remotes (about 2 miles apart from each other), in the middle of a snowstorm to tell you it's FREAKIN' SNOWIN"!!!!
*Files Booty Still No. 1 into "Headlines That Made Me Think the Story Was About Something Else Entirely"*
Posted by: Layzeeboy | April 18, 2006 at 01:58 PM