HEADLINE OF THE DAY

And we're not even going to add "So far."

(Thanks to many people)

Comments

[random thunking]

I never knew there was a forum for butt juice competition. Where can I sign up?

*takes a quick around*

Not for me, for Mrs. Thunking.

[random thunking]

WooHoo, FIRST. And I have a day job... sort of.

[random thunking]

Hat trick!!!!

[Christobol]

"Nice one Earl! You set the dog on fire with that one!"

"Thanks. Got a wetwipe?"

[Sean]

"I feel comfortable in (stressful) situations." Good thing, because there isn't anything worse than stressed Butts..

[judi]

i'm just going to post here that i'm not going to blog the fake-doctor-giving-door-to-door-breast-exams because even though it's a funny idea, he actually sexually assaulted a couple of women so... you know? that's not funny. so if anyone's reading this you can stop sending it in.

[southerngirl]

Well said, judi! :)

[southerngirl]

um, judi? what happened to the rest of your post?

[casey]

Throw cold water on them!

[judi]

i deleted it. i don't want to put a damper on things :)

[southerngirl]

I don't think you did! I think it was informative and nicely put!!

(yes, I know how I ended that sentence.)

[O. the U(manity)]

Yeah, Blessed St. Judi ... I agree ... well-stated, and more importantly, totally accurate ... not funny, and I don't even hafta see the item to know this ...

OTOH, what's with Butts?

He's hitting .330 and they're 25-7 and he's batting NINTH???

With a bunch of sluggers like that, they should already have the CWS trophy in the display case @ Starkville ... merely observin' ...

[KDF]

Can we just pause a moment and have a round of applause for the brilliant headline stylings of Ian R. Rapoport? And could he please join us for bloglitting?

[rundogrun]

"Nothing spoke louder for Butts' ability in the clutch"

How does one measure a butts ability to clutch? Is this like a don't-drop-the-soap-in-the-prison-shower thing?

[fivver]

"Nothing spoke louder for Butts' ability " Butts with the ability to speak loudly? I'm in!

[rundogrun]

touche!

[fivver]

wow a simulthough simulpost!

[Tamara Rhymes With Camera]

And we're not even going to add "So far."

*snork!*

[Christobol]

judi,

wise choice. butt, if he ends up with a live grenade in his ass in prison, i think you should reconsider.

[KDF]

You can always rant around here, judi. We like a good damper removal challenge. :)

[insomniac]

Butt Pressure wbagnfarb.

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Judi-I didn't see your full post, but I'm guessing it was inspired. And I agree, sexual predators are no laughing matter.

Back to the posted item...How can any kind of juices ignite anything, much less competitive ones??

[Punkin Poo]

I have nothing to add that can be any funnier....but I'm lonely and crave blog affection.

[vanityball]

I assumed when I saw the last name of Butts, that this guy was a tight end..but no he plays baseball.

I was reading an article in the local newspaper about the St Louis Rams and their new head coach emphasizing and needing tight ends this season. I was never a huge football fan, but I will be watching this year.

[Annie Where-but-here]

(((Punkin Poo)))
(((judi)))

[mudstuffin]

Haiku:

I can't help myself
judi's comment reminds me
of this: "Candigram"

not funny, at least
(tip of the hat to C-bol)
he's now jail-booty

trail of fire, wet streak
Butt's on a roll, touch 'em all!
just don't come nearer

[Musically Challenged]

major *snork* at vanity.

[Punkin Poo]

Thanks, Annie. *snuggles up*

[Kathy P.]

Tight ends are the only reason I'd ever watch football - and there aren't enough of them on tv....

[Kat]

Do you think there is a diet version of the juices?

[O. the U(manity)]

Mebbe so, Kat ... HOWever (almost said "but" there) ... if they have the "natural" components, they might smell sweeter ... merely sayin' ...

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

BTW- *snork* @ C-bol up there and *hugs* to Punkin

[Michael H.]

And he batted ninth in the order so.....all together now....

Butts was bringing up the rear!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Michael H - good one - also known as the 'bottom of the batting order.'

[PK'skid]

Dave Dave Dave
Can you top this? Ms. Virginia,my flesh & blood sister, has an annual Easter egg hunt for her doggies. SHe peels them(the eggs not the dogs)so they can just eat 'em upquickie dog style.
SHe's a good egg but we're a lil worried about her!
Egg woman's sister

[doggy reply]

To PK'skid,
My Mom did that, only she used the plastic eggs and put dog treats in them, then hid and found them and opened them for the dog.

[Layzeeboy]

Butts is batting at the bottom of the order? Sheez, I'm sure glad I don't have to bat clean-up. (Editor: Insert rim shot here........AAAAARRRGGHHH, another horrible pun. Make it STOP, Mommy!).