GOLF UPDATE
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
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April 19, 2006
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Woof is right.
And First!
Posted by: daisymae | April 19, 2006 at 09:38 AM
He tends to pee on people's legs and bite the kids, but he can find a ball in no time.
Posted by: Federal Duck | April 19, 2006 at 09:38 AM
It says he never chases moving balls. Me, neither!
Posted by: daisymae | April 19, 2006 at 09:39 AM
Simulfirst with daisymae! Was it as good for you as it was for me?
It wasn't? Oh. Um, that's never happened to me before, I swear! It's this cough medicine, and I was sleepy, and...
Posted by: Federal Duck | April 19, 2006 at 09:41 AM
"He's not allowed into the club house unfortunately," said Mr Phillis. "He's the only member that's not allowed in.
Last club I joined told me the same thing.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | April 19, 2006 at 09:41 AM
I tend to use him mainly in the evenings for the last hour before sunset."
I don't want to know, but the cops might.
Posted by: fivver | April 19, 2006 at 09:46 AM
It's only fitting that a dog does his best work in the rough.
Posted by: CoastRaven | April 19, 2006 at 09:49 AM
Cute dog! The owner, well...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 19, 2006 at 09:50 AM
Mines more of a ROOFer.
Posted by: fivver | April 19, 2006 at 09:51 AM
Big deal. My dog can always find anybody's balls. Every time.
Posted by: Lairbo | April 19, 2006 at 09:55 AM
If your balls are lost, golf probably shouldn't be your first priority.
Posted by: KDF | April 19, 2006 at 09:58 AM
Mine were misplaced for several years, but I finally found them.
Posted by: ask | April 19, 2006 at 10:03 AM
*the thread teeters on the brink of ball washer jokes*
Posted by: fivver | April 19, 2006 at 10:05 AM
Was this dog "fixed"? He may be good at finding them because he cannot find his own.
Posted by: Some_people_juggle_geese™ | April 19, 2006 at 10:14 AM
ask - I suspect they were in her purse. That's where my wife keeps mine.
But it's cool, she lets me use them when I need them.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | April 19, 2006 at 10:16 AM
Umm, Mr. C?
*cringes*
I think that makes them hers.
Posted by: KDF | April 19, 2006 at 10:19 AM
A few months ago I saw a sign in front of a business that read "It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do." It was not there long.
Posted by: pogo | April 19, 2006 at 10:26 AM
LOL @ Lairbo and KDF
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | April 19, 2006 at 10:34 AM
And yet women are still not allowed to join the club. Apparently they were accused of taking the balls instead of finding them.
Posted by: Somewhere North | April 19, 2006 at 10:51 AM
Free membership at a nice club? Lucky dog.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | April 19, 2006 at 12:05 PM
This is the worst hat I've ever seen.. What? You buy a hat like this and you get a free bowl of soup?
Oh, but it looks good on you, though....
Posted by: clark kent | April 19, 2006 at 12:23 PM
Mr. C - I basically had to trade everything else to get them back.
Posted by: ask | April 19, 2006 at 12:56 PM
So ... the dog is a member that is not allowed in the club house ... otherwise, does he have the run of the course?
Has he ever had the runs when he's on the course?
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | April 19, 2006 at 01:05 PM
My sister in law had a Black Lab that could crap while running. I think that most pooches could.
Posted by: S_P_J_G.™ | April 19, 2006 at 01:09 PM
"where's Deuce?"
"oh, he's out on the course. "
"is that him? near the driving range?"
"not the driving range!!! Deuce!!! get back!!! not while people are swinging!!!! *thump* Oh, the caninity!!!"
"tough luck, dude"
Posted by: insomniac | April 19, 2006 at 01:11 PM
That's like the ice fisherman who threw a stick of dynamite out on the ice to bust a hole for fishing. Unfortunately, his retriever retrieved it. Boom!
btw - with all these ball jokes, you boys are being sent to the doghouse. Hey, it could be fun!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 19, 2006 at 01:14 PM
ask - Been there, done that, mugged that tourist, got that T-shirt. Then I got married again.
Go figure.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | April 19, 2006 at 01:18 PM
One question...does this have anything at all to do with neuticles??
Posted by: AFKA tsktsk | April 19, 2006 at 01:44 PM
New South Wales... Why''d it have to be New South Wales?
Posted by: Kathy P. | April 19, 2006 at 02:04 PM
thats great!
Posted by: s | April 19, 2006 at 02:05 PM
Why'd it have to be Claire Martin?
Posted by: wolfie | April 19, 2006 at 02:09 PM
AFKA - it will when I get done with you - bwaaaha ha!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 19, 2006 at 02:25 PM
Shucks!
Annie wbh beat me to the response ... I wuz gonna ask AFKA if he wanted it to be dealin' with neuticles ... and ... if so ... p'haps it could be arranged ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | April 19, 2006 at 02:37 PM