EASTER BUNNY ASSAULT UPDATE

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[S_P_J_G.™]

We do too.

I love that story.

[Kat]

You could say the guy was hoppin' mad at the Easter Bunny

[KDF]

Awwwww.

*warm fuzzies*

This is heartwarming. Anything for the kids.

[puppytoes]

i keep tellin' you, that guy and *this* evil bunny are one in the same...

[Meanie the Blue]

Somewhere, Lewis Carroll is laughing his head off.

[24-aholic]

I like to look at the mug shots. Some famous people are just nasty looking. No offense, Wynonna Judd...

[Brainy Jello]

I'm sorry, I'm confused. How is this an update over this one? Did I misss something?

[Brainy Jello]

...meaning this one

[Kilmeny]

The dark side of Peter Cottontail.

[Olo Baggins of Bywater]

Next year, Easter is going to be loads of fun in the Johansson household.

"Look, Susie, there's a white chocolate bunny in your basket!"

*Susie shrieks in terror, requiring months of expensive rabbit-fear therapy*

They should just let the kids shoot Arthur and Crystal with paintball guns at close range.

[Suzy Q]

I hate white chocolate.

[crossgirl]

i guess if we can have bad santa, bad bunny isn't so awful.

[CoastRaven]

"McClure's occupation is listed as "Easter Bunny" on the arrest report, which also notes that he has a bear head tattooed on his right arm."

Sooooo I'll supply just the punchline to the oldie but goodie...
"Then the bear wiped his a$$ with the rabbit"

[Scottagecheese]

Easter Bunny... the other white trash?

[Meanie the Blue]

SHOUTING Hey, Coast! Your e-mail, please check.

[Bumble]

Yeah, those are just the kind of pleasant-looking folks I'd want to bring holiday joy to my kids. Makes me wonder what was under the giant bunny suit I had my picture taken with as a kid.

*shudder*

[Sarcasmo]

Did anyone else follow the link to the Hooters story at The Smoking Gun? Good stuff.

[Brainy Jello]

"Mom, can I take Uncle Arthur to career day at school?"
"Um, no dear. He's out of the bunny business now."
"So how come people still call him Thumper?"
"Eat your breakfast."

[CoastRaven]

SHOUTING BACK HEY MEANIE - I DID!!

[CoastRaven]

oh - and welcome back ya big blue lug ya!

[mudstuffin]

Hippity, hoppity, whackity.

[LadyBug]

That wascally wabbit!

*groan*

[fivver]

Be welly welly quiet, the wabbit is hunting for us!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' down cell block #7.

[Fax Paladin]

Olo -- no, no, that's part of the therapy. See, then she can take particular pleasure in biting the bunny's head off...

[KDF]

Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' down cell block #7.

*snork*

pssst, Lefty, I'll trade you two cigarettes for a head of lettuce

[judi]

it's not an update, bj, but you know, dave never reads anything i post ;)

[Meanie the Blue]

Dave, this is Judi. Judi, meet Dave. We'll just let you kids get acquainted now.

[djtonyb]

judi - perhaps that's because there's usually a naked man in there somewhere... just sayin' ;)

[Somewhere North]

So can I make the same comments I made yesterday and will they be considered witty this time around too?

[djtonyb]

SN - of course. We're all infinitely witty, with occasional bouts of redundancy.

[Annie Where-but-here]

don't feel bad, judi - he never posts what I send in - hissing roach brooch. I like the part where he says he only uses male roaches, since the females bite.
If this is password only and you're really interested, I can post the whole story.

[sthnbelle]

Annie WBH,

I really need a pic to go with that story.

and EWWWWWW

[puppytoes]

annie, that's a great story--but a little "2 weeks ago". that's when cnn did a feature on this jewelry line--the jeweler/designer (if that's what/who he really is) was also featured in people magazine. unless there's another roach broach line of jewelry out there! ; )

[puppytoes]

in which case we should all be afraid!

[djtonyb]

Oh, thanks, Annie. Now I finally have something to wear with my Land Crab hat and Armadillo purse!

[insomniac]

You'll be doing hard time
For beating mothers in line
You'll wish you kept your head on
In the Easter Line-Up!

Helping out your Mrs.
With punches, blows and fist-es
Seems an open doorway
To the Easter Line-Up!

[Annie Where-but-here]

puppytoes - oops, that explains it. It just seemed to 'Barryesque.'
pix & video (if you're up to it) here -
pet roaches

[Scottagecheese]

Easter basket - $10

plastic eggs - $2

picture taken with the Easter Bunny - $5

Being clocked BY the Easter Bunny - Priceless...

[Annie Where-but-here]

Scottagecheese - not 'priceless,' but close -actually closer to $850,000 after attorneys' fees.

[Scottagecheese]

Ahhh, but the memories... (sigh)

[judi]

annie, i sent him that one, but because it requires registration, it didn't get blogged. i still haven't read it. i can, however, report that my daughter's 9th-grade science teacher wore one of those every day. and that was, what, 8 years ago?

[djtonyb]

Gold uses only male roaches — females bite — which he gets from a Los Angeles breeder.

Charlie Cucaracha: *primps* I just think all of thethe thequinth and thtoneth are just to die for!

Suzy Cucaracha: Sissy! *CHOMP*

[Scottagecheese]

"And to think I passed up that gig on Fear Factor!"

[puppytoes]

annie...now see that actually is a different story! the one on cnn was about a guy who dips spiders (aieee), roaches, and other critters in silver/gold/whatever... and sells 'em for a sh*tload of money! but i actually have seen stories similar to this one in the past--however, you are oh-so-correct... it is most definitely barry-esque!

and, judi, did it worry you that your daughter's teacher had/wore one of those? 'cuz... ewwww! (i'm just sayin'...)

[EasterCandyT]

"...arrested the Easter Bunny on battery charges..."

News update: The rabbit was large and pink, wearing sunglasses and sandals, and beating an enormous bass drum.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Thanks, judi - I won't send in any more LA Times stories, due to registration. No sense in you reading any more than you have to.
I could almost see a science teacher wearing one, but a couture pet? Maybe for the goth crowd.

[X-Evolutionist]

Hey Dave,

I've loved your stuff for years. Keep up the good work.

X

[Somewhere North]

Testing... one two three... testing - why am I being blocked?

[ArcticAl]

SN - maybe it's pick on Canadians day?

[Somewhere North]

I am so insulted.

*sitting arms folded in a huff*

[Somewhere North]

Okay - something I'm saying is ticking the machine off. I was trying to invite someone over to the other thread. I blame the evolutionists. They are blocking content. How unfair.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Dear Canadian - the 'machine' is designed to prevent sp@mming, so it limits how many times you can post within a minute. If you've got 'postitis', you have to type in the 'password' before proceeding.
In summation - multiple posts within a minute will trigger the 'machine.' Unless it's totally blocking content from you -then the Canuckifier is working properly.

[Meanie the Disclaimer]

SN - is it just blocking you outright, asking for a code to be typed in that it supplies, or calling your comment "possible sp@m"

[Somewhere North]

It was blocking content. Maybe I can sneak across our border before the wall goes up, join the protests and then be granted American citizenship and then can I post?

[crossgirl]

*snork* at easter!

[CoastRaven]

SN - one or more words in the post you were trying to submit is flagged - try substituing characters instead of letters for words like s*x, g@mbling or p@rty - even the word ch@t can cause a problem.

[Meanie the Blue]

Try offering the machine some cheap drugs, SN. Other than that, do what Annie says and be patient.

[ArcticAl]

I know that the robot HATES ch@t!

[Meanie the Blue]

Brand names will also trigger the "Comment sp@m" inquisition. Use a character in within those, too.

I remember when this blog used to block the word "car" for some unfathomable reason.

*Boards blogeezer bus*

[crossgirl]

and yet, the word viagra slips right through

[Somewhere North]

Ah! I was using ch@t in a comment. I deleted every other bad word, insult, demeaning reference. Never occured to me that such a polite, English word would be considered verboden.

[Meanie the Blue]

Crossgirl - we didn't say it was a smart robot.....

[Suzy Q]

*giggles at tony*

[ArcticAl]

SN - it's an american robot so it wants you to invite someone over for a talk.

[insomniac]

a site i know blocked the word a** but then wouldn't allow anyone to say they were from Ma**achusetts...

[CoastRaven]

I am guessin Mana$$as would be taboo too insom.

[X-Evolutionist]

The Smoking Gun is a great source of information. Great story!

Thanks for posting it.

X

[Eaby]

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